GBP Chapter 226 “Here’s Cyrus!”
Chapter 226 “Here’s Cyrus!”
The clothes the program team gave them were all of one size. Not only were the trouser legs ridiculously large, but even the rubber band was stretched to the size of two Wang Yuexins. Fortunately, the tightness was still acceptable, so at least they wouldn't fall off after they put them on.
Lu Hu looked at the trousers, suddenly put his hands into the trousers and pulled the trousers up, almost to above his belly. The trousers could even cover his hands and body together.
"Hey guys, look here!" He gestured to the others as if he had discovered some new world.
When the others turned their heads and saw his funny look, they couldn't help laughing. This kind of weird idea was quite reasonable when it appeared on Land Rover. The key point was that when he looked like this, Zhang Yuan and Wang Yuexin couldn't help but put their arms into their pants to imitate him, and then looked at each other and laughed loudly.
"Let's go out like this later." Zhang Yuan suggested with a smile, and Lu Hu and Wang Yue agreed without thinking.
"You have to have the aura of a model walking on a catwalk." Wang Yuexin added, and artificially twisted her shoulders left and right and swung her legs and took a few steps forward. Yu Yu could only say that he had grasped and exaggerated the essence of how a model walks on the catwalk, but it was impossible for him to occupy the upper hand with this IQ.
Especially when Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu were trying to imitate him by twisting their shoulders and swinging their legs to walk forward, it felt like these three brothers couldn't even put two brains together.
At this time, Yu Yu, who is in the same younger group as them, looks particularly mature and steady. At least the youngest of the four brothers is a normal kid, which makes the three older brothers very relieved.
"Do you feel itchy and can't wait to rub it?" Su Xing found this scene a bit eye-catching.
"You old people don't understand. This is called simple, modern and avant-garde." Wang Yuexin despised Su Xing's fussing.
“Oh, it’s avant-garde, quite advanced, and even a little abstract. But look at Xiaoyu, who is the same age as you, why isn’t she like this?” Wang Zhengliang pulled Yu Yu out, like a parent who, seeing that his child is not living up to his expectations, starts to compare him with another good child with excellent grades.
Yu Yuke disdains to associate with Yuelai and Yuejiangzhi: "Brother Liang, what they are doing has nothing to do with simplicity, modernity and avant-garde, okay? They are childish. I am the one who leads the fashion trend."
Yue Lai, Yue Jiang Zhi and the other two originally wanted to see what Yu Yu was talking about as far as fashion trends were concerned, but they ended up seeing someone shaking his head in a casual manner, putting one hand on his waist, twisting his shoulders and swinging his legs as he walked forward.
No, to be honest, other than not putting your hands in your waistband, what's the difference between you and the other three?
"Pretentious." Zhang Yuan pouted.
"Just pretending." Wang Yuexin rolled her eyes.
"What's so good about this walk? It's not as unique as ours," Lu Hu also snorted, and then added unwillingly in a small voice, "Except that the body proportions are indeed good and the legs are indeed long."
"Hmm," Zhang Yuan pouted, "Look at this guy with ape arms, tiger back, wolf waist and long legs. Not only is his hips narrow, but they're also quite perky. Who can I complain to?"
Zhang Yuan became more and more envious and jealous the more he thought about it. When he passed by Yu Yu, he reached out and slapped his butt quickly, then accelerated and rushed towards the locker room door, as if he was afraid of Yu Yu's revenge. He looked back as he ran. It would have been better if he hadn't looked, but when he did, he found that Yu Yu was holding a towel with an evil smile on his face and making a whipping gesture.
Zhang Yuan was so scared that he pushed open the door of the locker room and then closed it with his backhand, and at the same time, he also let out his laughter inside the door.
Zhang Xiaoniao is still timid and feels at ease, but he likes to pat other people's butts occasionally. According to incomplete statistics, he has successfully harassed Lu Hu, Wang Yuexin and Yu Yu. Chen Xisheng and Wang Zhengliang probably haven't done it yet, and Su Xing... God knows how many times they have patted each other in private (spreading hands.jpg).
Zhao Hao stood outside the door, looking at Zhang Yuan, who was childishly facing the door with a happy smile on his face, and he was hesitant to speak. He could hear the voices inside, but he couldn't see what was happening, so he was not sure whether Zhang Yuan's cowardly and timid behavior of running out to confront the door was because of what he did in the locker room. Could it be that he took off Yu Yu's pants?
But how could he tactfully tell him that there was another door to the men's locker room besides this one?
Before Zhao Hao could figure it out, he saw Yu Yu push another door open a crack and look at Zhang Yuan through the crack: "Here's Cyrus!"
"Ahhhh!" Zhang Yuan was so scared that the towel in his hand fell off and he jumped a few times before stopping.
The guys who followed Yu Yu and watched him do what he did couldn't help laughing so hard. Just now, in order to make Zhang Yuan focus on what was behind the door, they tiptoed and covered their mouths tightly to quietly move to the other door. They had been holding back for a long time, and finally they could laugh out loud.
At first, Zhang Yuan could still feel the force of Yu Yu trying to open the door, but a few seconds later the force behind the door suddenly disappeared. It was quiet inside. Not knowing what the person inside was doing, he put his head against the door. Before he could hear the sound inside clearly, a door next to him was suddenly opened and Yu Yu yelled loudly. Zhang Yuan, who was already highly concentrated, was completely unprepared and jumped in shock.
How could this damn kid be so bad? You actually used your handsome face to pay tribute to the classic scene in "The Shining". Can you please use your face to do something kind?
Zhang Yuan, who was still in shock, was so angry that he became a chatterbox: "Are you sick? You %￥&*@￥! I really %￥!@! You ￥%&%￥@@￥!"
Zhao Hao was laughing happily at the side, because his reliable team of cameramen had already recorded the classic scene of the bird being scared and losing its feathers from multiple angles and positions. It didn't matter that he had a doubly sharp tongue, and if using [beep] was not polite at that time, then he would do a quick slapstick (grin.jpg).
But what did the bird that was forced to play the clapper do wrong?
He just made the same mistake that every animal with clumsy hands would make. It was just patting the fish's butt. Land Rover did it openly and generously. Why did he scare him like this? The bird is good, but the fish is bad!
But what did the little fish do wrong when it was attacked by the bird?
He just wanted to retaliate after being accidentally attacked. He definitely didn't think the frightened look of the bird was funny or cute. He just wanted to help him build up his courage. The fish is good, the bird is bad!
After laughing enough, there was still a sense of ceremony for the seven people to change their clothes and make a stunning appearance.
The way Yue Lai and Yue Jiang Zhi, with their arms tucked into their belts, and Yu Yu, with one hand on her waist, twisted their shoulders and swung their legs as they walked on the catwalk, made the remaining three older groups look particularly steady and normal... If Su Xing hadn't suddenly bumped into the footrest of the sofa while walking and stumbled.
They came to the bathing area which had been cleared. There were several pools divided according to the water temperature. Yu Yu first went to the low temperature area to test the water temperature. The water temperature was OK. He thought the medium temperature area should be acceptable, so he climbed up to the shore and went to the next pool.
Zhang Yuan has a cold body but is not very afraid of heat, so he wanted to try the medium temperature area right away, and Wang Zhengliang, who likes hotter water temperatures, followed him.
Yu Yu came to the two of them and saw that Zhang Yuan just went down a step to feel the water temperature with his legs. He was a little puzzled: "Why don't you go down?"
"Let me see if I can handle this temperature first." Zhang Yuan said, raising his index finger. "It's a little hot."
"Really? Let me see." Yu Yu also went down a step and tried it with his legs. It was indeed a little bit, but it was still bearable. It would probably feel hot if he soaked for too long.
Wang Zhengliang stood on the shore, with his hands on his hips, watching the two who were reluctant to get into the pot. He smiled evilly and pushed them into the pool with both hands, "Get down, you two."
Yu Yu and Zhang Yuan were caught off guard and fell into the water. The water was still a little hot when they touched it, but it was only for a moment. Zhang Yuan got up and wiped the water off his face. After a pause, the first thing he said was that he thought the water temperature was okay and acceptable.
Yu Yu was different. After entering the water, he turned around quickly and swam to the shore. He was as agile as a mermaid lurking under the water. While the owl on the shore was still laughing triumphantly and had no defense, he suddenly surfaced, pounced on the owl like a hunter, and pulled him into the water.
"Then come down and join us, Brother Liang." Yu Yu smiled. It is well known that some fish will take advantage of the birds' unpreparedness and drag them into the water to drown them.
Of course, Yu Yu didn't want Wang Zhengliang to choke, so he held him while pulling him into the water, and lifted him out of the water the next second after he entered the water. When he stood up, his glasses were covered with fog. He took off his glasses and wiped his face, like an owl in the water, and shook his hair, and his precarious hairline was vaguely visible.
"You kid." Wang Zhengliang stretched out his hand and prepared to tickle Yu Yu's itch without saying a word. This is the most effective way to control Yu Yu at the physical level so far.
Of course, Yu Yu also knew that the first thing Brother Xiao Liang would do after he stood up was to spank him, so he had already run/swimmed in circles in the pool, hiding while looking back and taunting, holding on to his hatred: "Lululu, you just can't catch me."
He splashed water directly towards Wang Zhengliang.
There was no way Wang Zhengliang would let Yu Yu get away with this, so he splashed water at him without thinking, and the two of them started a water fight for some unknown reason.
At first, Zhang Yuan was standing in the middle of the pool, happily watching the biggest and the smallest one running away and chasing each other. You splash me with water and I give you a bigger one. It was not until a splash hit him in the face that he realized that he was careless. Isn't standing in the middle just waiting to be injured by mistake?
So he quickly hid by the pool, but he soon realized that the pool was not safe either. Their splashes even hit the low-temperature pool next door. Yu Yu's splash was so powerful that it directly splashed Chen Tansheng on the back, making him feel the greetings from the medium-temperature pool in advance.
Chen Tansheng:?
"Uh, Brother Sheng, this is just a misunderstanding, believe it or not?" Yu Yu scratched his head.
Wang Zhengliang immediately urged Chen Kesheng to join the battle: "Come on, Kesheng, let's surround this guy!"
"Brother Liang is here!" Chen Tansheng climbed ashore without saying a word.
Then Yu Yu had to find reinforcements for himself: "Two against one is no good as a hero, Brother Yuan, let's go together."
"Why should I be with you?" Zhang Yuan still remembered that Yu Yu had scared him just now. Little birds hold grudges.
"Just because it was Brother Liang who pushed you into the pool, it was Brother Liang who injured you by accident."
The little bird holds grudges, but now there is a new grudge, so the old grudge is overwritten and refreshed. He immediately stood up and came to Yu Yu, patting his breast: "These two old guys are no match for us!"
Seeing that a 2VS2 fight was about to break out, the remaining three immediately came to the pool and lay down to watch their game. However, the water was blind and before long three of them angrily joined the battlefield because of the water that was accidentally injured. Thus began an inexplicable pool fight that seemed childish to elementary school students.