GBP Chapter 227: The Shark Dynasty
Chapter 227: The Shark Dynasty
The melee started inexplicably and ended when the seven people were exhausted. They sat down on the steps beside the pool and each of them formed a circle to take a bath and rest.
Wang Yuexin, who was standing opposite him, saw the two "fish" Yu Yu and Chen Qisheng sitting together, and immediately swam towards them energetically: "Come and catch some fish!"
His feet deliberately splashed water and drenched Su Xing's head again. Su Xing, who was leaning against the corner and resting lazily with his hands on the shore, was caught off guard and splashed with water. He almost laughed out of anger. He had already hidden in the corner to rest, so why did Wang Yuexin's water splash on his head? Besides, he had just wiped his face and hair with a towel!
It's like a cat that has finally licked its fur smooth and found a comfortable position to sleep, but is suddenly rubbed from head to tail. Its fur is licked and its sleepiness disappears. What kind of good person would do such a thing?
Wang Yuexin clearly did it on purpose!
"Have you rested and are ready for Round 2, right? You're still catching fish, but you don't even look at what kind of fish those two fish are in front of you." Su Xing directly sent a splash of water to Wang Yuexin, but the other party had already swam in front of Yu Yu and Chen Tansheng, and the splash of water passed by him.
Wang Yuexin wanted to swim over and grab Yu Yu and Chen Tansheng, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, Yu Yu suddenly reached out from under his armpit and lifted him up.
The action was like a puppy that was happily doggy paddling in a swimming pool and was not yet satisfied when it was suddenly picked up from under the armpits by its owner and lifted up.
Yu Yu put Wang Yuexin down before he could react. This action was actually not difficult. After all, the pool itself had buoyancy, and Wang Yuexin still had a certain inertia when he swam over horizontally. He just took advantage of the situation to scoop him up and turned him from a swimming state to a standing position. However, this action looked like he was picking up the other person in the eyes of others.
Perhaps when this scene is released, countless viewers who love CP will feel like they have suddenly fallen into a granary and had their mouths filled with rice by the protagonist with a spoon. However, Yu Yu's mind was reminded of the classic scene from The Lion King.
He smiled and moved Wang Yuexin in front of Chen Hesheng: "Report to King Shark, we caught a little dinosaur. How do you want to eat it?"
"Dinosaur, I haven't eaten it yet." King Shark touched his chin, "How about braising it? It will be more flavorful if braised."
Wang Yuexin immediately began to act. He hugged his big white arms tightly with both hands, pretending to be pitiful. "My great king, dinosaur meat is not only not tasty but also poisonous. Don't listen to the nonsense of this treacherous minister. He is a sea monster who is good at bewitching people. He wants to trick you into eating me and poisoning yourself to become the king."
"Oh? There is such a thing!" Shark King was furious.
Yu Yu blinked, and without saying a word sat on the steps of the pool with only half of her body exposed, then scooped up a handful of water and poured it on her face.
Chen Huisheng and Wang Yuexin, who were doing the same thing with him, and the four people who were watching the show on the side, had not yet figured out the purpose of his action when they saw him wipe the excess water off his face, very deliberately and skillfully leaving some on his face, and slightly raised his eyes to maintain an extreme 45° upward angle.
The long eyelashes were wet, making the eyes, which were bluer than the clearest seabed, seem to hide the crushed starlight, as pure and flawless as a newborn fawn. The crystal clear water droplets flowed down his tall nose, across his rosy face (from the bath), and slid to his jaw, which was clearer than some people's life plan, and the half-fallen look was like the finishing touch.
This naughty kid really knows how to do it, and he really understands the lethality of his face. If he is willing to spend a little time on his fans, he will definitely be able to make them stunned. He is definitely more of an idol than some small idols who make a living by their looks. Unfortunately, he is a living being, and he is very naughty.
"Your Majesty, this dinosaur is clearly trying to sow discord between us, the ruler and his subjects. I guarantee my loyalty to Your Majesty with the life of the dinosaur (whispering). Heaven and earth can bear witness to my loyalty to Your Majesty."
Yu Yu lowered her voice and sounded particularly gentle and reliable, coaxing the Shark King to smile: "That's right, fish are loyal subjects, how can they be sea monsters."
Some curious people might find out eight months later that this sentence is similar to a classic line from a mythological blockbuster released at that time, so the editor will cut out a new version of The Legend of the Gods: The Shark Dynasty in the blink of an eye. Of course, this is a story for later.
Yu Yu looked at the little dinosaur who was about to burst out laughing, and said seriously: "This little dinosaur, though small, has a very bad mind. I smelled it, and it smelled like green onions. I'm afraid it's a dinosaur from Shandong Province, and it marinated itself to make it easier to cook."
"Then let the shrimp soldiers and crab generals drag him to the high-temperature pool and boil him for the guests."
King Shark waved his hand. Yu Yu originally wanted to play the role of the shrimp soldier and crab general and drag Wang Yuexin into the high-temperature pool next door with an evil smile on his face. However, Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu, who had been watching from the side and couldn't wait to join in the fun, saw this great opportunity and how could they miss it? They both stepped forward.
"The shrimp soldiers are here!" Zhang Yuan clasped his fists.
"Crab General is here too!" Lu Hu clasped his fists... After thinking about it, he decided to clasp his fists horizontally.
The two of them each lifted up the little dinosaur. The little dinosaur was quite dedicated. He laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, but he still shouted in a hoarse voice, "Help!" "It's unfair!" etc. Maybe dinosaurs would burst into laughter when they were about to be boiled in water.
When the shrimp soldier saw the crab general next to him carrying the little dinosaur sideways, he nodded in confusion: "How do shrimps walk?"
"Are you asking me about this land dinosaur that's about to be thrown into a high-temperature pool and boiled by you?" With his hands held on each side by the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, the little dinosaur could only use the part below half of his forearm to move his wrist with difficulty and point at himself. Not to mention that his short hands made him look more vivid.
"But I'm a crab and I don't know either." The Crab General looked confused.
"I remember that the shrimps in the water tank swim like this." The shrimp soldier suddenly put his feet together, retracted the other hand that was not holding the little dinosaur's arm, and paced forward in the pool with small steps, with the retracted little hand still paddling in the water with small movements.
The little dinosaur and the crab general were almost numb with laughter as he led them forward. The crab general couldn't help but complain: "Are you really a shrimp soldier? You look like a penguin soldier to me."
On the other side, the fish disguised as a siren, also called the Siren Fish, heard that the king was going to entertain guests, and turned to look at Su Xing and Wang Zhengliang, who were huddled together and complaining about their childishness while watching the show with great pleasure.
"Your Majesty, are these two the guests you are talking about?" Yu Yu pointed at them.
The two didn't expect that they were just spectators, and were cueed by Yu Yu when they were still discussing whether the mermaid fish was a treacherous minister or a demon concubine.
Wang Zhengliang immediately brainstormed and thought of an identity for himself: "Oh, yes, yes, hello, my king. I am your turtle prime minister."
"Then I am the octopus, a diplomatic envoy of the neighboring country. Since I am a mollusk, I can only lie down." After saying that, Su Xing lay down back in the corner. The corner of the pool is much more comfortable to lean against than the edge of the pool.
Zhao Hao watched these seven people act out several scenes while taking a bath, and he didn't know how they did it, but he knew that the teacher would definitely add a lot of underwater special effects when making this episode, and would also have to draw graffiti on everyone's body. Thank you for your hard work, and do a good job. Anyway, he would not cut this part, and he would keep it even as a member to get extra updates.
Yue Lai, Yue Jiang Zhi and the other two came to the high-temperature pool. Lu Hu, still holding his crab claws, pointed at the pool and said to Wang Yue Xin in Chinglish with a Chinese accent, "You fast jump."
"I jump?" Wang Yuexin's accent was also distorted.
"Yes, Yes." Land Rover nodded.
"You jump I jump?" Wang Yuexin asked again.
Zhang Yuan shook his finger: "No No you jump we no jump."
A certain invertebrate mollusk felt as if the sky was falling when he heard this. He quickly moved to the corner farthest away from them and could not hear anything at all.
Regardless of whether Zhang Yuan and Lu Hu jumped or not, Wang Yuexin jumped first as a sign of respect. He really wanted to try the water temperature of this high-temperature pool, not for any other reason, but out of curiosity.
As a result, he cried out in pain as soon as he jumped into the pool. He turned around in the pool, thinking that he would get used to the temperature if he stayed there for a while longer. The key point was that there was no need to endure this pain, so he walked around again and climbed out, shouting, "How cool!"
The medium-temperature pool is more comfortable. After he came back, he encouraged the other brothers to try the high-temperature pool, which is definitely refreshing for the body and mind. Unfortunately, they all declined.
However, high temperature pools can still be used as game penalties.
In a bathhouse, you have to sing while bathing. This kind of natural sound field environment makes anyone feel like a king or queen when bathing and singing. They simply have a song chain, the last word of a line must be the first word of the next line, homophones are OK, but if you can't connect, you have to go to the next high-temperature pool for a swim.
The grouping was also very simple, just use black and white to divide into three groups 223, and . When playing black and white, Su Xing secretly pointed at Yu Yu and told him not to cheat when playing black and white. Obviously, he had not forgotten Yu Yu's cheating behavior when playing black and white in the escape room.
"Of course that's impossible. Apart from your songs, which I'm a little familiar with, I'm afraid I haven't heard as many other Chinese songs as you have. So no matter which group I'm in, I'll be a drag. I shouldn't be the one who should be nervous."
Yu Yu promised with a smile, and in a blink of an eye, she was assigned to the same group as Su Xing and Zhang Yuan.
"Just tell me whether you did it on purpose." Su Xing saw through Yu Yu's conspiracy at a glance. This damn kid was simply hurting his own side while hurting the enemy a thousand times. He was carrying out a suicide attack to drag him and Zhang Yuan to the high-temperature pool to cool off.
"That's not the case, Allen. It was fate that brought the three of us together." Yu Yu said that she is kind-hearted.
But no one believed what he said. Zhang Yuan narrowed his eyes and stared at him warily: "Your conspiracy will never succeed. Su Xing and I are a top group. The number of songs we listen to and the level of lyrics we memorize are both among the best."
"Maybe it's not that far forward." Su Xing turned around and dismantled Zhang Yuan's stage without hesitation.
The Big and Small Kings and the Lively Group laughed wildly with great competitive spirit. Wang Yuexin even told them to just admit defeat and go to the next pool. Su Xing immediately rolled up his sleeves and said that it was still unclear who would win the song relay. Fifteen years ago...
"Stop it." Yu Yu covered his mouth. "Don't be so mean to yourself. Don't you know you will lose when you say this?"