I opened the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 141 Everyone Wants to Be No. 1

Qingzhao seemed to have heard Xueqi's whispers. Her little mouth was pursed so that a row of soy sauce bottles could be hung on it. Her eyes rolled so hard that they seemed to break through the atmosphere. Then, like a boneless chicken fillet, she fell into my arms and said timidly, "Brother Xiangtian, Qingzhao also hopes to be like her!"

Li Lili's face instantly turned red like a ripe tomato, and she said coyly, "Brother Xiangtian, I, Li Lili, also want to... Da mee da mee!"

Chang'e waved her sleeves, her posture seemed to be dancing a social dance, and said tenderly: "Brother Xiangtian, Chang'e is waiting for you to meet me in the poem. yyds!"

Chu Liuxiang's eyes were full of love, and she came close to my ear like a butterfly and whispered: "Brother Xiangtian, I, Chu Liuxiang, am waiting to be with you in the poem. Tie it up!"

For a moment, my brides were like a group of crazy "eye-cats", chattering non-stop. Some said, "Brother Xiangtian, I want a hug!" Some shouted, "Brother Xiangtian, you are my god!" Some even used their "ultimate move" and cried with tears in their eyes, "Brother Xiangtian, if you don't agree to me, I will cry for you to see, woo woo woo." The scene was more intense than the live broadcast room where people were scrambling to flatter me. I was speechless and completely at a loss.

I frowned and came up with a plan! I thought to myself: Humph, I am as talented as Li Bai, more knowledgeable than Su Shi, and I can do stand-up comedy and write masterpieces! I can write a few poems, but I just need hands. But how can I satisfy my fourteen beautiful ladies? This is really a century-old problem. But who am I? I am the omnipotent Brother Xiang Tian. I believe I can come up with a trick to control these little goblins, hehe!

It is better to recite it out loud first and see their reactions. If it doesn’t work, then revise it until they are all satisfied!

Having made up my mind, I even stopped shaking my head and pretending to be elegant and profound! I just started to recite:

"Gathering of Flowers"

The moon is dimly reflected in the blue sky, and Xiaoling is graceful and charming.

The concubines have charming smiles and graceful manners, and the princesses have beautiful and graceful figures.

The spring flowers are as bright as the clouds, and the little phoenix is ​​free and easy.

Xi Shi’s beauty is stunning and Diao Chan’s dancing sleeves are enchanting and captivating.

Xueqi is as holy as ice and snow, and Qingzhao is talented and poetic.

The two Lilies are gentle and charming, and Chang'e dances in the clouds with her wide sleeves.

The beauty of Chu Liu is so charming that she overwhelms the world, and a brocade quilt covers all the beauties. "

I wrote the one hundred and eleven words fluently and in one go!

He remained calm and collected!

I looked around proudly at Emperor Yongle Zhu Di, the Empress, and my fourteen brides Niu Lili, Xiaoling, Yueying, Feimei, Gege, Chunhua, Lu Xiaofeng, Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Xueqi, Qingzhao, Li Lili, Chang'e, and Chu Liuxiang.

After a long while, they finally woke up from their dream. That scene was truly wonderful! Niu Lili was so excited that she almost tore the corner of my clothes, saying that my talent was something only a god could have, and it was simply "yyds". Xiaoling, on the other hand, cried like a pear blossom with tears in her eyes, saying that my literary talent was so good that even Li Bai would be inferior to me, and she also said, "I can't help but admire you."

Yueying was even more exaggerated. She jumped up and said that she would spread my work throughout the capital. This is simply "Awesome"!

There were little stars in Feimei's eyes. She worshipped me so much that she shouted "I can do it"!

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As for Gege, she held my arm tightly and refused to let go. She was as strong as an octopus and I couldn't pull her arm away. She kept saying, "Honey, you're so awesome." She looked so coquettish, as if she was "controlled" by me under a spell, and she wished she could become one with me right away.

Chunhua fainted with her eyes rolled back, and her posture was even more exaggerated than that of an actor on the stage. When she finally woke up, she was still mumbling my poems in a daze, her mouth was open so wide that a big steamed bun could fit in it, and she kept saying "I'm torn apart"! With her shocked look, people who didn't know her would think she had seen a god descending to earth.

Lu Xiaofeng even praised me to the heavens and the earth, spitting all over me, saying that I was the most talented person she had ever seen in her life since Pangu created the world. Her exaggerated expression and tone were simply "absolutely amazing"! It felt like if I asked her to pick stars for me, she would immediately move a ladder and rush to the sky.

The two beauties, Xi Shi and Diao Chan, fought for the chance to grind my penis. The scene was more intense than a battlefield. They were waving their handkerchiefs, glaring at each other, their hair was almost tangled, and they almost fought each other. The two of them threw their usual elegance and grace out of the window. They were really "tie Q". It was just grinding for me, but they fought so hard.

Xueqi pulled the others along, her momentum was like a general commanding a huge army, she shouted that everyone should respect her from now on, and if anyone dared not to listen, she would never let them go. Seeing her indignant look, those who didn't know would think she was going to revolt.

Qingzhao personally cooked a lot of delicious food for me, all kinds of delicacies from land and sea, and filled a large table. While wiping her sweat, she said that she wanted to reward me, a great talent, with her eyes full of admiration and love. This treatment was "unparalleled", I felt that I could compete with the emperor.

Without a word, Li Lili took out all her private money and gave it to me. The gold and silver treasures piled up like a small mountain without blinking an eye. Chang'e danced gracefully beside me, her dance was so beautiful that even the birds in the sky were stunned, just to cheer me up, as if I were the Jade Emperor. Chu Liuxiang said flatteringly that she would be my book boy for the rest of her life, serving me at my beck and call, and she would never regret it.

Haha, my talent that shakes the world and makes the ghosts weep is unmatched! My charm, talent, treatment, and pomp make me the unrivaled winner in the universe! Nobles, nobles, talented men and beautiful women, all pale in comparison to me. I feel like a giant standing on the top of the world, overlooking all living beings, accepting their admiration and worship. This day is so beautiful!

Niu Lili was the first to yell like a lion with its fur standing on end: "I am the first wife you married in a formal ceremony and carried into the house in a grand sedan chair. Why can't I be number one? I must sleep with you tonight! Even the Lord can't stop me!" Her face turned as red as a ripe dragon fruit, and she put her hands on her hips as if she wanted to shake the world down. Her unwilling look was enough to eat people alive.

Xiaoling followed suit and stomped her feet as if she had stepped on an electric switch, shouting, "No, no, absolutely not. I want to sleep with you tonight too. How can I be inferior to others? I am so beautiful that I can make the moon ashamed and the flowers ashamed. I won't give in!"

The concubine's sister was so anxious that her tears burst out like a flood. She cried and screamed, "I don't care, I don't care, I want to sleep with you tonight, I want to be the first in line, no one can stop me, otherwise I will die in front of you!"

The princess also lost her usual pretentious dignity, stamping her feet like a mad woman and saying, "Humph, I should be the first to sleep with him! With my status, position, and beauty, who can compare to me?"

Chunhua was not to be outdone, and she shouted at the top of her lungs, "I am also qualified, and it must be mine tonight! If anyone dares to snatch it from me, I will never let her go!"

Lu Xiaofeng was fanning himself helplessly, probably thinking: These crazy women are really ridiculous, I'd better get away as soon as possible.

Xi Shi also threw away her so-called reserve and shouted at the top of her lungs: "I want to sleep with you, I can't be left behind! I am Xi Shi, if I don't go first, who will?"

Diao Chan was so angry that she rolled her eyes and almost fainted. She shouted, "No, I have to fight for it! Who can resist the charm of me, Diao Chan?"

Xueqi frowned and said like a shrew, "I want tonight too, we can't just let it go like this! Don't any of you dare stand in my way!"

Qingzhao lost her composure and held up her chest, shaking like a sieve, and shouted, "I want to be with him tonight, too! No one can squeeze me out!"

Li Lili was so anxious that she was like an ant on a hot pot, muttering, "You guys can each speak one sentence at a time, but Niu Lili and I only speak one sentence each! No! I want to change my name! I want to be called Li Wudi, and it must be me tonight!"

Chang'e was so angry that she stamped her feet, almost making a big hole in the ground, and said, "I also want the chance to sleep with you tonight! I am the fairy Chang'e, you all have to give in to me!"

Chu Liuxiang's eyebrows were raised, and she shouted in a shocking voice: "Humph, I should be the first one, don't compete with me! I will fight anyone who tries to compete with me!"

For a moment, the scene became chaotic and lively, and everyone was fighting for the chance to sleep with him...

When everyone was clamoring about sleeping with the emperor, Yueying was completely different from them!

Was she secretly rejoicing in her heart that she was the lucky one listed in the first line of the poem?

Her face was flushed with excitement and delight, and her already beautiful face now added a bit of shyness and charm.

She stood there quietly, twisting the corners of her clothes with her hands, lowering her eyes, her long eyelashes trembling slightly, revealing her inner shyness.

From time to time, she would raise her head and glance at me secretly. Her eyes were full of gratitude, affection, and expectation, as if I was everything in her world!

Zhu Di was very calm at this moment. Perhaps even though he was an emperor in a prosperous era, he had never seen such a lively scene of being scrambled for the emperor's bed. The look in his eyes when he looked at me was filled with envy, jealousy and hatred!

The queen's seductive eyes were like a hundred thousand volt lightning, spinning around above my head and below my feet, in front of and behind me, as if the stars in the universe were spinning madly around me.

Suddenly, she smiled, a smile that was a million times brighter than the sun. She pouted her lips and winked at me slyly, saying, "God, this poem is the best of all time, it is amazing! But it can't make your fourteen good sisters so happy that their souls will leave their bodies! You might as well keep writing until they are all satisfied and feel like they are melting in the ocean of happiness and are forever intoxicated!"

Another bad idea!

As soon as the Queen finished speaking, Niu Lili, Xiaoling, the concubine sister, the princess, Chunhua, Lu Xiaofeng, Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Xueqi, Qingzhao, Li Lili, Chang'e, and Chu Liuxiang cheered in unison, each with a smile as beautiful as a flower, looking at me with expectant eyes.

I just felt a thin layer of sweat on my forehead, and Zhu Di was watching from the side with a smile, as if saying "let's see what you can do".

I took a deep breath, calmed myself, and began to rack my brains to think of the poem.

Niu Lili, Xiaoling, Yueying, Feimei, Gege, Chunhua, Lu Xiaofeng, Xi Shi, Diaochan, Xueqi, Qingzhao, Li Lili, Chang'e, and Chu Liuxiang surrounded me and chattered about everything. They all wanted to be ranked first and be the only one to be ranked first.

I dare not offend anyone, nor do I want to ignore or neglect anyone? But as the saying goes: Everyone has their own tastes, and it is difficult to please everyone! The queen meant that the fourteen people would sleep with her in batches, so there must be a certain order of who goes first and who goes last!

If it were up to me to “cover all the beauties with one quilt”, wouldn’t everyone be happy?

But the queen, although she is not like Zhu Di, whose words are as firm as gold and jade, and no one dares to disobey! But I am afraid that her words are more earth-shaking and louder than Zhu Di's! It is simply that every word she says can make the mountains and rivers tremble and the stars move!

Well! Who cares! Anyway, my talent is like the endless flow of the river, and like the flood of the Yellow River, which is out of control! Writing thousands or tens of thousands of poems that will be passed down through the ages and surpass all the ages is just a blink of an eye or a breath of air for me! My inspiration is like an atomic bomb explosion, which can instantly produce countless amazing works!

I will just treat it as a game of words that will shock the world and make the ghosts cry. I will create poems one after another crazily! I will keep doing it until the stars fall asleep, the moon covers its ears because of the noise, and the whole universe is exhausted from listening to my poems!

Having made up my mind, I pulled the queen into my arms and said, "Your Majesty, make the decision! I want to write a poem for each of my brides! What do you think?"

The queen obviously didn't expect me to be so good. She was flattered for a moment. She fell into my arms and whispered softly in my ear, "Okay! Just do it. I'll support you!"

I was overjoyed, and a wanton smile bloomed on my face. Suddenly, I exerted force with both hands, picked up the queen by the waist, and then threw her over my shoulder. The queen's delicate body drew an arc in the air and flew straight towards Zhu Di.

Zhu Di was horrified and hastily stretched out his hands to try to catch the queen. But I clapped my hands, cleared my throat, held my head high, and had bright eyes, as if the whole world was under my control.

I took a deep breath, and began to recite poetry in a loud and firm voice. Every word seemed to carry a thousand pounds of force, echoing in the palace, the lingering sound was intoxicating. Everyone around me was stunned by my sudden action. For a moment, the whole palace fell into a strange silence, with only my poetry reciting stirring in the air...