I opened the Ming Dynasty

Chapter 225 The Selection of a Son-in-Law Continues

Emperor Zhenwu opened his eyes wide and shouted, "Hey, my daughter! That Hu Weiyong is incredible! In the court, that guy is like the most powerful butcher in the slaughterhouse, majestic and commanding. His power is like the endless stream of pigs on the slaughtering line, one wave after another, very scary. If this guy becomes your husband, then your future life, hey, will be like riding in a high-end butchering car on the road, glorious and dignified. It's like driving a luxury butchering car on a flat road. That scene, wow, wow, wow, it's so enviable."

The Zhenwu Emperor became more and more excited as he spoke, and he began to dance with joy: "Hu Weiyong's status in the court is simply at the level of a big boss in the pig slaughtering world. His words and decisions can make the entire slaughtering farm tremble. He is like the mysterious man who controls the wheel of fate in the pig slaughtering farm, turning the development of the situation. His wisdom is like the brightest headlight in the slaughtering farm, shining in the darkness and guiding everyone. With such a person by your side, you are like having a great book of pig slaughtering wisdom, and you can always take out powerful methods from it."

Shuiying rolled his eyes and said with disgust, "Oh, father, don't just look at his good points. Hu Weiyong is as ambitious as a dung cart that is never full. Think about it, he is like a dung cart worker who is never satisfied, greedily grabbing power and wealth. Being with such a person is like pushing yourself into the dung pit. As the saying goes, 'greed is insatiable, a snake swallows an elephant'. We can't find such a greedy person, otherwise he will cheat us sooner or later."

Mizukage paused, then complained: "Life is hard enough, I don't want to find someone who makes me nervous all day long like working on a pig-killing assembly line. I want someone who can give me a sense of security, someone I can rely on. Not someone who is like a pig-killing bomb that can explode at any time. It's like I'm walking on a pig-killing road full of traps, and I never know if I will be hit by a pig in the next second. I'd better find a steady and down-to-earth person, so that my life can be guaranteed, otherwise I will be killed by Hu Weiyong and I don't know how I died."

Mizukage continued to refute: "Look at those happy young couples, living a plain and stable life, how enviable it is. But if I follow Hu Weiyong, I guess every day will be like riding a crazy pig-killing roller coaster, with ups and downs in my mood. It's like I'm playing a pig-killing game that's so exciting that it can make my heart explode, and I never know when the game will end. What I want is someone who can walk slowly with me and appreciate the scenery of life. He is so greedy and is not suitable for me at all. I'd better find someone who is more suitable for me, who can create beautiful memories with me in this little home, otherwise I will be screwed to death by Hu Weiyong and have no place to cry."

Mizukage said with a series of proverbs and proverbs: "His ambition is like a runaway pig-killing cart, no one can stop it, and it might rush into the ditch in an instant; his greed is like an endless pit of manure, which can never be filled and can suffocate people; his desire is like a blazing pig-killing fire, which burns more and more vigorously and can burn down the entire slaughterhouse. I don't want to be affected by his ambition, greed and desire. What I want is an ordinary life, just like boiled water, which is tasteless but quenches thirst, but I don't want him to turn it into stinky pig offal; what I want is a down-to-earth life, like the honest pig-killer, who works diligently, but I don't want him to turn it into a cunning pig dealer; what I want is a safe and stable atmosphere, like the warm pig-killing shed, which makes people feel comfortable, but I don't want him to turn it into a horrible slaughterhouse."

Emperor Zhenwu frowned slightly, and then said loudly: "My daughter, Lan Yu is a fierce general among fierce generals. He is very powerful. Look, on the battlefield, he is like a tiger that is so ferocious that it can bite off a pig's neck with one bite. He is majestic and powerful. His courage is like a fire that can illuminate the entire slaughterhouse, and it is blazing. His strength is like a horse that can gallop and overturn a slaughter cart, and it is unstoppable. Don't you like to have such a hero? He can bring you glory and dignity, and make you the envy of everyone, just like the princess in the slaughterhouse."

The more the Zhenwu Emperor spoke, the prouder he became. He danced with joy like a madman: "Lan Yu's performance on the battlefield was so amazing that it could make a butcher knife drop to the ground. Every time he charged, it was like lightning across a slaughterhouse, shocking people. He was like the god of war, dominating the key to victory or defeat. His military exploits were like the glittering butcher knife, making people kneel down in admiration. With such a person by your side, you are like having a super bodyguard, safe and worry-free, even better than the security guards at a slaughterhouse. Think about it, those weak people who retreat when they encounter difficulties, how can they be as brave as Lan Yu? It's simply the difference between a timid pig and a brave tiger."

Mizukage shook her head and pouted, saying, "Father, Lan Yu is too reckless, just like a wild bull, he can mess up the whole slaughterhouse. Just think about it, he is like a headless fly, bumping around everywhere, he doesn't know what it means to be steady, maybe he will bump into the slaughter barrel. It's so tiring to be with such a person. I hope my husband can be more calm and steady, not be so reckless all day long, which makes people worry. As the saying goes, 'impulsiveness is the devil', we can't find such an impulsive person, otherwise what if he causes a big disaster one day? Maybe the whole slaughterhouse will be overturned."

Mizukage frowned and continued, "Besides, he is so reckless that he will definitely offend a lot of people. Then, we will also suffer, and we might be bullied by the pigs. I don't want to live a life of fear all day long. I want someone who can think calmly and act rationally. Not someone who acts impulsively and without considering the consequences. It's like I'm sitting on a pig-killing car without brakes. The car may crash and people may die at any time, and I might even hit the pig pen. I'd better find someone who is more down-to-earth and can live an ordinary and happy life with me, and I don't want to be messed up by Lan Yu."

Mizukage continued, "Look at those steady people. They know how to act and make people feel at ease. But he is always in a hurry. You never know when he will cause a disaster. He might even destroy the entire slaughterhouse. Isn't this asking for trouble? I want someone who can plan the future with me, not someone who always makes me worry about the future. He is so reckless and is not suitable for me at all. I'd better find someone who is more suitable for me, who can live a stable life with me in this small home, and not let Lan Yu make things like the end of the world."

Mizukage said with a series of idioms and popular online jokes: "His recklessness is like that out-of-control pig-killing car. No one knows where it will fly to. It might fly into the pigpen in an instant. His impulsiveness is like that headless fly, bumping around everywhere, and can mess up the entire slaughterhouse. His hot temper is like that pig-killing bomb that is about to explode, which makes people terrified and might blow people away in an instant. I don't want to be affected by his recklessness, impulsiveness and hot temper. What I want is a gentle life like water, just like that little lamb, be obedient, don't let him turn you into a crazy wild boar; what I want is a calm and leisurely life, like that Buddhist youth, not in a hurry, calm, not surprised by honor or disgrace, leisurely watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the courtyard; not caring about staying or leaving, just following the clouds in the sky, don't let him turn you into a crazy pig-killing man; what I want is a harmonious and stable atmosphere, just like the picture of the peaceful years, which makes people intoxicated, don't let him turn it into a terrifying slaughterhouse."

Emperor Zhenwu seemed to be thinking about something, and then said exaggeratedly: "My daughter, Hu Dahai is very wise and has given advice to Zhu Yuanzhang. Such a person has brains and can accomplish great things. Just think about it, his wisdom is like a lamp that is bright enough to illuminate the entire slaughterhouse, guiding the direction of the country. His strategy is just like a butcher knife that is sharp enough to cut through everything and can cut through all the mess. With such a person by your side, you are like having a private military advisor who can give you advice at any time, and is more powerful than the old master in the slaughterhouse."

The more Emperor Zhenwu spoke, the more proud he became. He danced with joy like a madman. "Hu Dahai holds a very high position in the court. A word or a suggestion from him could change the course of history. He is like the great director behind the scenes, carefully choreographing the fate of the country. His wisdom is like a bright star, shining in the darkness and guiding the way for everyone. With such a person by your side, it is like having a solid fortress that can withstand any difficulty. It is stronger than the wall of a slaughterhouse."

Mizuying said helplessly: "Father, although Hu Dahai is talented, he is still a fool in the end. Think about it, he is like a person dancing on a tightrope, seemingly in great glory, but in fact, full of dangers. He might fall into the slaughter barrel in an instant. My daughter is looking forward to my husband having a peaceful and stable life without any ups and downs, and no longer living in fear and trembling all day long. As the saying goes: "Peace is the greatest blessing!" Isn't it a good thing for us to find a partner who can spend the peaceful years with us?

Perhaps, the ideal him does not need to be successful or wealthy, but he must have a kind and upright heart and love his family.

Mizukage paused, then continued, "Life is hard enough, I don't want to find someone who makes me worry more. I want someone who can make me feel at ease, someone who can give me a stable life. Not someone who is like a time bomb that may explode at any time. I don't know what will happen in the next second, and I might be killed by Hu Dahai in an instant.

Mizukage continued to refute, "Look at those happy young couples, they live a plain and stable life, how enviable it is. But if I follow Hu Erbaiwu, I will probably be on a roller coaster every day, with ups and downs in my mood. It's like I'm watching a thrilling movie, I never know when there will be a scare, maybe I will have a heart attack from Hu Dahai in the next second. What I want is someone who can walk slowly with me and appreciate the scenery of life. He is so dangerous, he is not suitable for me at all. I'd better find someone who is more suitable for me, who can create beautiful memories with me in this little home, and don't let Hu Dahai mess it up."

Mizukage said with a series of proverbs and proverbs: "His danger is like the sword of Damocles hanging high in the air, which may fall at any time and knock people unconscious in an instant; his instability is like the shaking pig-killing barrel, which makes people feel uneasy and may knock people down in an instant; his risk is like gambling, where it is hard to predict whether to win or lose, and may make people lose everything in an instant. I don't want to be affected by his danger, instability and risk. What I want is a stable life, like the down-to-earth pig-killer, who takes one step at a time. I don't want him to turn me into a crazy pig dealer; what I want is a peaceful life, like the calm lake, without waves, but I don't want him to turn me into a turbulent sea; what I want is a peaceful atmosphere, like the warm sunshine, which makes people feel comfortable, but I don't want him to turn me into a terrifying solar storm."

Emperor Zhenwu said with admiration, "My daughter, look at Tang He. He knows how to adapt to the changing times and retreat bravely. Just think about it, in the treacherous court, how many people coveted power and ended up with a tragic end. But Tang He is different. He is like a clever fox. He keenly sensed the danger and withdrew in time. His brain is like a supercomputer. He can calculate very accurately. Such a person is a smart person. With him by your side, you don't have to worry about being affected by those power struggles. You can live a good life in peace, just like in a warm slaughterhouse."

The Zhenwu Emperor became more and more excited as he spoke, and continued, "Tang He has his own way of dealing with people. He knows when to advance and when to retreat, just like a martial arts master, who can attack and attack with ease, and is even better than the master chef in the slaughterhouse. His wisdom is like the bright stars, shining in the darkness and guiding the way for everyone. Having such a man as your husband is like having a solid fortress that can withstand any trouble, and is stronger than the walls of a slaughterhouse. He can find a safe path for you in a complex situation, allowing you to walk smoothly, just like walking on a flat slaughterhouse road."

Mizukage shrugged and said helplessly, "Father, please don't just see his good points. Although Tang He is wise, his life is too dull. Think about it, he is like lukewarm water all day long, without any heat. It's like I'm watching a black and white movie, without any color, more boring than boiled water. My daughter hopes that my husband can have some passion and vitality, and not always look so old-fashioned. As the saying goes, 'Youth is in vain if you don't go crazy', wouldn't it be good for us to find someone who can take me crazy and play with me? Maybe we can even go on adventures in the world outside the slaughterhouse."

Mizukage paused, then continued, "Life is boring enough, I don't want to find someone who makes me more boring. I want someone who can bring me surprises, someone who can explore the unknown world with me. Not someone who follows the routine all day long like an antique. It's like I'm walking on a flat road, never seeing any new scenery, and maybe even being pushed by a pig. I'd better find someone who is full of vitality, so that my life can be interesting, and I don't want Tanghe to make my life like stagnant water."

Mizukage continued to refute, "Look at those happy young couples, laughing and playing all day long, how happy they are. But if I follow Tang He, I guess every day will be like being in a nursing home, so quiet that it makes people uneasy. It's like I'm playing a boring game, I can't get excited, and maybe Tang He will make me depressed. What I want is someone who can create beautiful memories with me, not someone who makes me always spend my time in mediocrity. He is so dull, he is not suitable for me at all. I'd better find someone who is more suitable for me, who can live a wonderful life with me in this small home, and don't let Tang He make it like a grave."

Shuiying said in a series of parallel sentences: "His dullness is like a pool of stagnant water, without a ripple, and may even stink; his dullness is like a dark cloud, blocking my sunshine, and may even thunder and rain; his boredom is like a wall, separating our happiness, and may even collapse. I don't want to be affected by his dullness. What I want is a colorful life, just like the colorful rainbow has various colors, don't let him turn it into a black and white photo; what I want is a vibrant day, just like the rushing river never stops, don't let him turn it into a dry riverbed; what I want is a lively and cheerful atmosphere, just like the lively market is full of vitality, don't let him turn it into a silent desert."

Emperor Zhenwu said with admiration, "My daughter, Chang Yuchun is invincible. Look, on the battlefield, he is like a tiger coming down the mountain, majestic and powerful, able to swallow a pig in one gulp. His courage is like a burning flame, blazing and igniting the entire slaughterhouse. His strength is like a galloping horse, unstoppable, able to overturn all the slaughterhouse carts. Such a brave general can protect you. With him by your side, you don't have to worry about encountering any danger, because he will be like a solid wall, protecting you from wind and rain, and stronger than the wall of the slaughterhouse."