GBP Chapter 108 A good citizen who abides by laws and regulations
Chapter 108 A good citizen who abides by laws and regulations
The corner of Fatty's mouth twitched, "Don't be so violent in front of the kids!"
"Aiya!" Ah Bai didn't pay attention to this. She was holding a ball in her hand, curiously studying why it was different. "Hmm?"
The guard stepped forward and stretched out his hands to lift the coffin's owner out. Once he did, he realized the damp corpse was incredibly heavy. He had seen Hei Ye lifting it and breaking its neck with such ease, yet that effortless movement had clearly ripped the head off. "I thought it was light! Hei Ye is truly amazing! You can't carry this whole thing out! It's too heavy!"
Fatty quickly stepped forward to take a look. "Be gentle, be gentle. Don't break it with your rough hands or it will be worthless."
Fatty checked it carefully. With his sharp eyes, he immediately found the thread end hidden under the armpit. A thin section of gold thread was sticking out a little bit.
Wu Yu was completely lazy. After all, if the person who came was Bei Ya, who had a strong sense of contract, he would still complete the plot seriously as required. But if the person who came was the unrestrained and carefree Hei Ye, then... just let things take their course and be okay with it.
In the end, Wu Yu was unusually proactive. He walked to the side of the coffin and began to pick things out and stuff them into his bag. After all, he was really poor and it would never change.
"Look at my craftsmanship, hahaha~" Fat Grandpa was very proud after removing all the jade pieces. He rubbed his hands and said, "The only thing missing is the head."
Fatty squatted beside the head that was pulled off. Obviously, he still needed to try harder. Before he could even look at the thread end, he felt the head move lightly.
"Wow!" Fatty swiftly and agilely did a backward roll, "Red corpse-bugs!"
Wu Yu was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that after turning around, there were still corpse-eating kings. So, how many corpse-eating kings were there?
The moment Wu Yu was distracted.
"Fuck, you dare to scare me with just a broken bug." Da Kui, who didn't dare to say a word to anyone, vented his anger on a bug. The crowbar he hit fiercely failed to hit the extremely conspicuous corpse-eating king.
The Corpse-Eating King moved erratically and bumped into Da Kui's waving arm.
"what!"
The red color instantly spread up his arms.
"Well, can we call it a day?" The man, eagerly anticipating the situation, pushed up his sunglasses, strode forward, grabbed Abai, and ran. "Abai, let's retreat!"
"Ah! Retreat!" Abai swung her little feet happily. She didn't mind at all whether she was clamped under the armpits or with her head back and her butt facing forward.
"Chubby~" Abai stretched out his little hand and waved to Fatty, "Chubby, retreat!"
"Hey!" Fatty responded decisively and moved swiftly. He ran with the bag in his hand. In three steps, he had the bag on his back.
Wu Yu also started running. As he ran, he turned back and fired a shot, "Uncle San, run faster! You're old now, you need to be smarter!"
An old veteran like San Ye is certainly not stupid, and his legs and feet are extremely nimble.
"You little brat, just worry about yourself!"
"Third Master, hurry up, the corpse-eating tide is coming!" Fanzi followed Third Master very loyally, and did not forget to look for his little Third Master. Oh, his little Third Master ran very fast.
The surging insect swarm finally arrived as expected.
Wu Yi, who was watching the movie for the second time, was very alert this time, so he still had the energy to look up and look for Hei Ye and the cute A Bai who were sandwiched between him, but he could hardly catch sight of the agile figure because his movements were too fast.
Wu Yu couldn't help but sigh, "This is what flying over eaves and walking on walls is all about!"
"Fatty, come on~" Abai's sweet voice was the only guide for the people below.
"Hey! Coming!" Fatty responded cheerfully from below, climbing up with all his might. At first, he didn't know why he was running, but the little cutie called him, so he followed. Now it seemed that the little cutie was indeed adorable. He even kindly called out to Wu Xie behind him, "Little innocent! You should hurry up too, or be careful of the bugs that might bite your butt."
"I heard it, I heard it, Third Uncle, you are still strong despite your old age!" Wu Yu had already quickened his pace to climb, but the group of corpse-eating bugs were not weak either. They were rioting and rising like huge waves, piling up layer upon layer, without fear of life or death.
Wu Yu paused for a moment, then he took out his gun and fired two shots at the location he had prepared.
The sudden burst of fire slightly stopped the surging sea of insects.
Then Wu Yi casually threw down two gasoline bottles, which showed that he had taken a lot of gasoline in the tent before.
The scorching air began to rise, and everyone felt the heat, the burning sensation as if the flames were chasing them from behind.
"Oh, Tian Zhen, you are roasting corpse-bugs! I wonder if you can smell the fragrance!" People like Fatty are most afraid of heat, so he couldn't help but speed up again, otherwise he would always feel like his butt was sweating.
After Wu Yu climbed a distance, he found some gasoline to ensure the power of the flame, which was just enough to stop the swarm of corpse-eating bugs.
The third master looked at his eldest nephew, who seemed to be in control of everything, and felt that this kid was hiding a lot.
"Alas, as children grow up, their ideas become more powerful, making them difficult to manage!"
The smell of charcoal-grilled corpse-bugs slowly rises with the smoke.
"It's a pity there's no chili powder or cumin, otherwise it might taste okay," the complainer had already run to the top of the crack, grabbed Abai from under his arm, lifted him up and placed him on his neck, "Let's go, Abai, let's go find our dear Heihei and Diudiu who's lost somewhere."
"Ya! Pangpang~Bye~" The fat man behind Abai waved his hand.
I don't know if the fat man behind them saw it, but the two of them disappeared into the crack like the wind.
The person who had already retreated didn't care how busy the people behind were. He just sent a message to the Third Master, asking him not to forget the Black Master when dividing the spoils.
Wu Yu distributed the shovels.
"What?" The third master was stunned.
"I won't do anything illegal, such as setting fire to the mountain or spending my life in jail. I'm a law-abiding citizen, and you should too!" Wu Yu showed everyone an innocent smile.