GBP Chapter 148 The body is clean, but the heart is dirty.
Chapter 148 The body is clean, but the heart is dirty.
Shen Qingzhu said casually, "That's how bathhouses are in the north. Besides, we're all men, we all have our things, so there's no need to hide anything!"
As she spoke, Shen Qingzhu stepped into the bathhouse.
Yang Jian and Nezha followed suit and went inside. They had encountered all sorts of situations during the Investiture of the Gods war in their previous lives, so this was nothing.
Seeing that Lin Qiye and An Qingyu were still dawdling there, Wang Teng quickly stripped naked and jumped into the bathhouse.
Taking a bath isn't scary, but it's embarrassing if you're small.
At this moment, Shen Qingzhu, Yang Jian, and the others, who had already entered the bathhouse, said: "(⊙w⊙)"
In an instant, Shen Qingzhu sank a few centimeters further, and the water in the bathhouse reached her neck.
At this moment, although Cao Yuan was not used to it, he followed local customs and walked in without hesitation.
Only Lin Qiye and An Qingyu, awkwardly covering their private parts, ran to a corner of the bathhouse and slowly began to soak in the water.
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After leaving the bathhouse, Wang Tengle burst into wild laughter.
"Hahaha, Qiye, are you trying to make me laugh to death and then inherit my Alipay and Douyin monthly payments? How can you be so cute? I was just giving you a normal bath, why are you getting all worked up?"
Lin Qiye said with a flushed face, "I was already embarrassed enough, lying there waiting for the old man to scrub my back, but after he finished scrubbing my back, he slapped my butt."
"When the old man pats your butt, he's reminding you to flip over while he's scrubbing, not telling you to jump up on the bed."
"I... I didn't know that."
Wang Teng looked at An Qingyu and asked, "And what about you, little crucian carp? What happened to you? Why did you almost jump up?"
An Qingyu was still stammering, but seeing the inquisitive looks on everyone's faces, she simply blurted it out.
"The old man told me to lie down, and while he was rubbing my front, he suddenly lifted me up!"
The moment the word "提溜" was uttered, everyone burst into laughter again.
That's so vivid!
"What 'lifting'? It's clearly just twisting it up, making it look quite 'delicate'!"
Seeing An Qingyu and Lin Qiye, whose bodies were clean but whose spirits had been 'tainted', Wang Teng laughed even more heartily.
Lin Qiye looked at Wang Teng curiously: "Hey, Lao Wang, we're from the same place, don't you feel awkward?"
"Why should I be embarrassed? The bathhouse attendant saw me and immediately gave me a thumbs up, saying that my physique was really impressive."
Lin Qiye said, "You're just shameless, you're nothing special!"
"Small ones are cute too!"
"Hmph, come to my room tonight, and I'll show you what it means to 'use one's yin to control the tong wheel'!"
Wang Teng decisively shook his head: "No, I'm afraid I'll get a sty."
Baili Pangpang glanced at his phone, a look of longing flashing in his eyes.
"My dad's 60th birthday is coming up soon. You all have to come to Guangzhou and Shenzhen then. I want to treat you to some slow-cooked soup, 'three-times-a-day' soup, steamed eggs, osmanthus cicadas... lots of delicious food."
Looking at Baili Pangpang's beaming face, Wang Teng sighed.
This carefree, chubby child has to suffer unbearable pain; just thinking about it makes one...
This adorable, chubby girl has been living in lies and illusions all along; the past ten years or so have been nothing short of a joke.
The father planned it, the mother poisoned it, and the younger brother carried it out.
If it weren't for the jade ruyi given by the Primordial Celestial Venerable, Fatty would probably be gone long ago.
Screw it, rules are meant to be broken. Once I'm transported to this world of Godslayers, they're no longer two-dimensional characters, but my brothers and friends.
There's still a chance for everything to be awakened and disarmed, but such a cute chubby guy can't have his face covered in scars, otherwise he'll look too ugly.
There's no way you'd want such a cute chubby baby to suffer.
"The weather is getting colder and the king is about to fall," Wang Teng decided to start with the Baili family this time.
"Okay, Fatty, you have to take us with you! Your family is rich, so you have to make sure the brothers have a good meal!"
The group left Northeast happily, except for Lin Qiye and An Qingyu, who suffered a severe mental blow.
On the train, Jialan was intently looking at the illustrated version of "Baby Learns to Read," while Wang Teng, Lin Qiye, An Qingyu, Baili Pangpang, and Shen Qingzhu were all engrossed in their phones.
"ready or Not?"
"Ready!"
Wang Teng looked at everyone with a serious expression: "Let me tell you, this is the key sentence for me to reach the Star Glory level. If any of you hold me back, tonight I'll let you experience the 'Ghost King's Wedding' all night long!"
Baili Pangpang raised his hand: "Old Wang, are we getting married? Is the bride pretty? And how far can we take the story?"
"Hehe, it's the 'Ghost King' getting married, and you're the ones being married. Don't worry, the Ghost King looks terrifying, and he's carrying a spiked club. Don't worry, even the environment will make you feel like you're actually there! It's a 1:1 recreation of the real scene, guaranteed to get you hyped!"
Hearing Wang Teng's threatening words, Baili Pangpang swallowed hard: "No, Lao Wang, can I withdraw? Actually, Cao Yuan plays much better than me~"
Cao Yuan shook his head decisively: "No, Fatty, you're too modest. How can my strength compare to yours? Hurry up, Old Wang is still waiting for you."
……
"Defeat!!!"
As the screen went black, the other four became increasingly uneasy: "No, Lao Wang, this isn't our true skill level. The main problem is..."
Lin Qiye immediately pointed at Baili Pangpang and said, "Old Wang, this isn't our fault. It's mainly Pangpang's fault. He single-handedly achieved a record of 2 kills, 5 assists, and 18 deaths!"
Baili Pangpang immediately retorted, "Qiye, you're not much better than me. You have 4 kills, 5 assists, and 9 deaths!"
"That's still better than you!"
Seeing Wang Teng looking at Baili Pangpang with a dangerous expression, Baili Pangpang was so frightened that he took two steps back: "Old Wang~, no, Brother Wang, no, Godfather, I was wrong, please forgive me!"
Between men, there's nothing that a simple "father-in-law" can't solve; if there is, then just say it again.
Wang Teng: "What about my satellite communication station?"
Baili Pangpang patted his chest loudly: "Don't worry, leave this to me. I'll find a professional top-tier player to boost your account. If that doesn't work, I'll just buy the company and change your stats!"
"I'll give you half a day. I want to see the results by tonight."
Baili Pangpang immediately nodded in agreement: "No problem, as long as you don't arrange some kind of Ghost King's wedding for me, anything else that can be solved with money is no problem!"