GBP Chapter 45 Military Training
Chapter 45 Military Training
[Let's go, let's march!]
[What's with that expression, streamer? We've practically opened your pockets for you, aren't you going to reach in yourself?]
Upon seeing this comment, Xiao Jiu immediately changed her expression. If they didn't feel sorry for them, she wouldn't feel sorry for them either.
Xiao Jiu: "Let's go, let's go, let's PK, let's PK, let's empty your pockets and leave you starving!"
[Nine fans march forth, leaving no grass standing]
[To be honest, is our fan club name really "Nine Fans"?]
Do you think it sounds good?
How about something different? How about The Mystic Nine? Isn't it cool?
Our streamer is a sweet girl, and our fans are like a cool old gang?
[Little Jiu, do you want to think of a nicer name for our fan club, and change the name of our fan sign to suit us?]
Xiao Jiu glanced at the comments on the screen, thought for a moment, and decided that the fan badges would be easy to make; she could just call them "Fox".
Xiao Jiu acts on a whim; she came up with this idea without even telling her fans, and then immediately changed it.
The fans who had added the fan badges saw the little girl fiddling with something without saying a word, and then they noticed that the light boards in front of them had turned into several foxes.
Kitagawa: I can tell my sister really likes foxes.
[Mu Chen: The little fox is indeed cute]
Fans seem to accept the name of the light sign fairly well; it's actually quite cute and suits their streamer.
[Jin Yezi: That's acceptable. So what should we call the fan club? Just "Our Fox Family"?]
[Nine-Baby: The fox family is also an option, it sounds good-looking.]
Hahaha, indeed, the fox family are all quite good-looking.
No, you guys forgot about one who's not very good-looking.
Are you talking about Tibetan foxes?
That does look rather unattractive.
Alright, alright, from now on we're the Fox Clan. That's settled then, let's head out for a PK!
Xiao Jiu saw that the fans had already decided on the name of the fan club, which was "Fox Family". So be it, she had no objection, since she didn't have any better names anyway.
She's terrible at coming up with names; she can't think of any nice ones.
Xiao Jiu: "Let's go, let's go, let's PK PK!"
Xiao Jiu looked at his following list and realized he followed too few people. Apart from the streamers he had just PK'd with, there was no one else. Oh well, he decided to play a random game.
Xiao Jiu: "Let's go jungle and farm."
There are only a few hundred people left in the live stream now. Even the big streamers don't need to. It just seems like they're trying to make money off the big streamers. They make a lot of money from a single PK. Let their wallets rest. They don't care, but she does.
The main problem is that the big streamers don't play with her unless they know her. After all, she's a Silver-level streamer, and her live stream has low viewership. While big spenders might attract some viewers by sending gifts, they rarely stay.
Going to the jungle is also an option; jungling can be quite fun sometimes.
[You can't be sure who the enemy streamer is when you're jungling in the jungle, and sometimes you'll encounter some really annoying people.]
Xiao Jiu: "It's okay. If we encounter something we don't like, we'll just run away. We'll run without saying a word. I have long legs and I can run fast."
Long legs? I want to see how long your legs are.
Just looking?
You guys are really a bunch of perverts.
【I didn't. My sister just said she has long legs, and I wanted to see just how long they really are.】
Xiao Jiu: "You guys don't know, do you? Actually, I'm all legs from the neck down."
Xiao Jiu gestured with one hand at her chin, indicating that her lower body was all legs.
[Jin Yezi: That's just a head growing out of a leg, hahaha, thinking about it that way, it's so funny.]
[Sister, stop being so abstract, the PK battle is on!]
When Xiao Jiu saw another live stream window appear on the other side, he knew that his PK was connected.
Xiao Jiu: "Hello, miss!"
Milu: "Hello, little sister!"
The girl across from me looks so sweet, but why does she have this voice when she opens her mouth?
Xiao Jiu: "Hey girl across from me, has your phone come to life?" Xiao Jiu really couldn't believe it. A girl dressed in an adorable white cake dress sat there without opening her mouth, looking just like a sweet little cake.
The voice that came out was a man's. She would rather believe that the phone on the other end had come to life than believe that the voice belonged to the young woman on the other end.
[Sago Pudding: Hahahaha, I totally stunned the girl across from me. Seriously, just sitting there without saying a word, no one would believe he's a guy.]
[Looking at the little girl's blank stare, Mi Lu, your makeup and styling have really fooled another little girl.]
Mi Lu: "Little sister, my phone isn't sentient. Sentient beings aren't allowed after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Don't believe me? It's me."
Xiao Jiu: "Brother and Sister Mi Lu, maybe you should just stay silent. It's better if you don't."
[Jin Yezi: Hahahaha, I know him, he's a guy, a cross-dresser.]
[Strawberry Daifuku: ...It's good]
[Beichuan: This is shocking to my sister. She hasn't seen enough.]
[Mu Chen: Is this thing a male?]
[If he's not a man, then what am I? A Li Kui who gets his period?]
[Hahaha, the lady upstairs is totally upset!]
[You know what, I'd be scared too. He's a guy, so what are we then?]
[Jin Yezi: You can't tell he's a woman unless he opens his mouth. Many people suspect that he is actually a woman, but he uses a voice changer.]
[Jin Yezi: But he released a video before, the kind where a guy shows off his abs, and he definitely doesn't have a girl's... you know, so he is indeed a man.]
Milu: "Alright, alright, little sister, I'm not teasing you anymore. Want to play a game?"
Xiao Jiu: "Okay, how do we play?"
Mi Lu: "Then let's have military training. Whoever gets the most votes decides the punishment."
Xiao Jiu: "OKOK"
Milu: "Come on, family, let's throw in some carnival fragments!"
[Send a little heart to streamer MiLu*1] (1 shake)
Milu: "No, sis, it really is just fragments!"
Xiao Jiu thought it was quite interesting, "Babies, let's also try some carnival fragments!"
[Golden Leaf sends 1, 2, 3 little hearts to streamer Xiao Jiu] (1 shake)
Xiao Jiu: "I have a higher score, you squat down."
After playing so many carnival-style PvP games that start right away, Xiao Jiu suddenly finds it quite interesting to play these carnival-style small fragment games, hahaha.
Milu: "No, family, three little hearts from the other side made me crouch down. Shouldn't you guys step in?"
Mi Lu squatted down, looking aggrieved.
【…Give streamer MiLu a confetti canister*1】(199 Douyin)
【西米露送主播米露小心心*1*2*3*4*5*6*……*520】（1抖）
Wow, Sister Xi is hand-making little hearts for 520!
Mi Lu: "Thank you for the firework tube, brother, and thank you for the little 520 hearts I made by hand, sister Xi."
[Sago Pudding: Milo, if you shut up, I think I'll be more motivated to get votes]
[Hahaha, that's true. Even if he didn't say anything, I'd still want to get votes. But as soon as he opened his mouth, I was done for.]
Mi Lu: "Don't rub salt in my wounds, I'm having a competition with a pretty girl."
Mi Lu: "Hahahaha, now I'm the tallest! Xiao Jiu, you do a frog jump!"
Xiao Jiu was just about to get up from her chair to go do the frog jump.
[Strawberry Daifuku: Sit down]
【草莓大福送主播小九浪漫烟花*1*2*3*4*5】（599抖）
Sister Strawberry gave out fireworks of every color.
Xiao Jiu: "Wow, thank you for the fireworks, Strawberry Sister! Strawberry Sister is awesome, hahaha!"
Xiao Jiu: "Mi Lu, you've fallen into my hands. Go draw a turtle on your left cheek and an egg on your right."
Looking at his sweet face, I was afraid I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do it, so I crossed out his face first.
Mi Lu didn't complain. He quickly grabbed a lipstick from his desk. He often wore women's makeup, so there were all kinds of cosmetics on his desk. He immediately put one on his left and one on his right.
Mi Lu: "Sisters, brothers, family, I've been beaten up like this with just these few votes, please help me!"
Xiao Jiu: "Squat down and raise your hands above your head. You still haven't caught up in points."
[Ximilu is giving away a supercar to streamer Milu] (1200 views)
【Give streamer Milu a heart-shaped bunny*1】(299 views)
Milu: "Keep going, you're almost there!"
Mi Lu: "Thank you, Sister Xi, for the sports car! Thank you so much! Sister, your heart-shaped bunny is coming soon, family members, hurry up and catch up!"
Xiao Jiu: "Squat down properly. Where are your hands? Hold them up higher, behave yourself."
Haha, I think this is quite interesting.
There weren't any big prizes, but the process was a bit funny.
[They start with a big gift, then suddenly they're choked, and there's not much left to do.]
Moreover, the opponent is at the same level as our sister, both are Silver-ranked streamers, so their conditions are probably average.
[…Give streamer Mi Lu a private jet *1*2*3] (3000 views)
Mi Lu jumped up from under the table. "Thank you! Brother, thank you boss! I'm standing up now!"
Mi Lu: "Hehehe, Little Nine, it's my turn!"
Mi Lu: "You called out to the top three on the leaderboard in a low voice, using the word 'deadbeat' in their names, saying they were no good."
Wow, this is serious! But is this really a punishment, or a reward?
Xiao Jiu felt a little embarrassed, but after all, it was a punishment.
She was still wondering if some older brother or sister would suddenly come to her rescue, but when she looked at the comments section, wow, they were all waiting for her.
[Jin Yezi: Hmm? Why aren't you saying anything, big brother and big sister? Are you all waiting for your little sister to call you deadbeats?]
[Doraemon: No, can't you call on me too? I'm willing to admit I'm not good enough.]
Mi Lu: "Hurry up, Little Nine, everyone in the live stream is waiting!"
Xiao Jiu: "Brother Mu Chen, you rascal, you're no good!"
Xiao Jiu: "Sister Cheng, you rascal, you're no good!"
Xiao Jiu: "Strawberry Sister, you rascal, you're no good!"
[Ze Yi enters the live stream room]
[Ze Yi: ? ? ? ? ]
[The First Emperor is here! The First Emperor is here!]
Xiao Jiu: "Welcome home, Brother Zeyi! Brother Zeyi, I'm punishing you right now."
Xiao Jiu's face turned completely red after she finished shouting. No, this is really ambiguous.