GBP Chapter 185 Venting Anger
Chapter 185 Venting Anger
Xie Laifu, that lecherous scoundrel, is so familiar with the young widow's house; who knows how long he's been having an affair with her behind his aunt's back.
Lin Xiaotang was so angry that she gritted her teeth in hatred. If it weren't for her aunt, she would have liked to find a gong and bang it hard to attract everyone in Xie Family Village to catch them in the act and let everyone see the despicable things that the adulterous couple had done!
She suppressed her anger and said, "Uncle Shuisheng, I'll have to trouble you for a while. You're the only adult among the three of us. You'll pretend to be the young widow's dead husband, and I'll help you with the makeup. We'll sneak over the wall and you can stand outside their window. Xiao Jiu and I will shine the light on your face and give them a good scare."
Shui Sheng said worriedly, "I don't know if this will work, if it will scare them, and what I should say next."
Xiao Jiu said, "By the way... Uncle Shuisheng, when we came to inquire today, I heard that this young widow's name is Xiao Tao. You just called out in a drawn-out tone, 'Xiao Tao, I miss you so much. You're so young and I've left you all alone. I'm not willing to die. Please come and keep me company.'"
Pause for a moment, then shout angrily at her, "Xiao Tao, how dare you be intimate with another man? How can you face me? I'll kill you all, send you all to hell, and make sure you never reincarnate..." In short, you must be righteous and assertive, don't show any weakness, lest they become suspicious.
He can't read, so how can he remember so much after hearing it only once?
Shui Sheng said anxiously, "Jiu'er, we're just trying to scare them, do we really need to say so much? What if I can't remember it all? This is really difficult for me."
Although Uncle Shuisheng is not stupid, he is illiterate, so asking him to say so much is indeed difficult for him.
"Uncle Shuisheng, just imagine your own wife having an affair. As a husband, you must be extremely angry and resentful. Just prepare yourself like that, and you'll definitely succeed when the time comes." Xiao Jiu believed that as long as people could empathize, it wouldn't be difficult.
Shui Sheng was dumbfounded!
To let him live as your wife and another man in an illicit affair?
"I...I've never been married before, I...I..." His face flushed red, hidden in the moonlight.
This child is really good at making things up. Oh well, children say the darndest things, he shouldn't take it to heart.
Lin Xiaotang and Xiao Jiu did not notice the change in Uncle Shuisheng's expression. They persuaded him together, "It's alright, Uncle Shuisheng. We believe in you. You'll definitely be fine in a bit. Stop dawdling and wasting time. If we go in now, we can catch them red-handed and give them a good scare."
Lin Xiaotang quickly draped the old quilt cover over Uncle Shuisheng, tied a knot around his neck with the two corners, put the ponytail she had woven over his head, and stuck the fake tongue stained with pig's blood to his lower lip. Forced into action, the three of them carried lanterns and quietly sneaked into the young widow's yard.
The room was filled with the creaking of the bed and the sounds of suggestive, rhythmic breathing.
Shui Sheng blushed and immediately backed down, "Xiao Tang, Jiu'er, let's hurry back."
Although he had never been married and was still a bachelor in his twenties, and had never been with a woman, when he worked in town repairing houses, his fellow workers would chatter lewdly when they had nothing to do, and he knew what kind of illicit affair the couple in the house was up to.
The two children are still young. What should we do if we offend their ears and eyes?
As the uncle, he can't possibly lead the two kids astray!
"Ahem... Uncle Shuisheng, we've already come all this way, it wouldn't be worth it to leave now, would it?"
Xiao Jiu was already twelve years old. He vaguely heard the sounds and naturally guessed that the two adulterers inside were having sex in the room. His handsome face instantly turned as red as if it had been roasted.
His tone was a little unnatural as he lowered his voice and said, "Xiao Tang, hurry up and climb over the wall to wait for us outside. Uncle Shuisheng and I will go and scare them. Then we can run out quickly."
Hearing the couple's passionate sounds inside, Lin Xiaotang couldn't wait to scare them. The show was about to begin, and she couldn't miss it.
She said calmly, "Oh well, I'm already here, let's hurry up and scare them, finish this quickly and go home. My parents probably already know that Xiao Jiu and I aren't home."
Shuisheng and Xiaojiu thought it made sense. If Xiaotang's parents couldn't find her, they would be frantic with worry. Besides, the house was dark, and Xiaotang wouldn't be able to see the scene that offended her eyes.
Unable to dissuade Xiao Tang from her insistence, Xiao Jiu covered both of her ears and followed behind her, carrying a lantern in each hand, squatting by the wall outside the window.
Shui Sheng, gritting his teeth, quickly darted out the window twice, the two lanterns flickering on and off from the fan-like fabric of the blanket he was wearing.
Inside the room, the lovers were engrossed in their passionate lovemaking, their clothes scattered on the floor. Xie Laifu was deeply engrossed in his efforts, while the young widow, panting heavily, said coquettishly, "Brother Laifu, be careful, don't push against the baby in my belly, you... um..."
"My dear Tao'er, your brother will always be gentle and loving towards you..."
Outside the window, Xiao Jiu's face was so red it was almost bleeding; he wished he could dig a cellar out of the ground and crawl into it.
Shuisheng was both ashamed and furious, cursing the shameless couple in the room. One of them was restless, not only failing to be a widow after her husband's death but also trying to seduce a married man. The other had such a good wife but didn't cherish her, and not only did he cheat on her, but he also had the audacity to divorce her.
He gritted his teeth and shouted, “Xiao Tao, I’ve waited for you for so long, why didn’t you come down to find me? I can’t bear to see you widowed at such a young age, so I’ve come back to find you.”
Sure enough, the adulterous couple inside the house shuddered and stopped abruptly.
Shui Sheng's tone suddenly changed, and he roared, "You slut, how dare you cheat on me? I've only been dead for a short time, and you've already found a lover and are pregnant with another man's bastard child. Just how many men have you been with behind my back? Will this bastard in your belly ever find a father...?"
They were worried that Uncle Shuisheng might not perform well and would show his weakness, but they didn't expect him to speak so naturally. Lin Xiaotang and Xiao Jiu immediately admired Uncle Shuisheng.
Lin Xiaotang held up a lantern in each hand and swayed it gently. Xiao Jiu withdrew her hand that was covering Lin Xiaotang's ears and fanned the wind vigorously, trying her best to make Uncle Shuisheng's ponytail fly in the wind.
Inside the room, Xie Laifu was so frightened that he let out a "howl" and collapsed onto the young widow.
"Ah..." The young widow was terrified and screamed in panic.
The two trembled violently, nearly losing their souls in fear. They slowly turned their heads to look out the window, only to see a person standing there with long, disheveled hair, glowing with blue and red light, a terrifying face, and a bloody tongue sticking out.
The two were so terrified that their brains went blank and they couldn't even distinguish sounds. They were so scared that they were paralyzed and couldn't even get up.
Xie Laifu blamed everything on the young widow, his voice trembling with tears, "Brother, it was all this unfaithful slut of yours who seduced me! Don't come looking for me, who knows how many men she's seduced? Go find them! I...I...I was wrong, I'll never do it again, please let me go, sob sob sob..."