Chapter 398 I am the Magic Mirror 5
Chapter 398 I am the Magic Mirror 5
Even the snotty-nosed young master who was tasked with organizing a social event.
Lovisa also arranged many courses for him to win over the fish's heart, including language, clothing, makeup, cooking...
It has a bit of a bridal class vibe to it.
Perhaps this inspired him.
Bella Tilovisa's collection of men of all kinds increased year by year.
They might later accompany Lovisa as part of her dowry when she leaves the castle for a foreign land.
Hopefully, pillow talk will actually work.
Anyway, the ladies and young women of the royal city are going to enjoy a life of luxury.
Lovisa herself had only been intimate with meat for a few days.
One reason she stopped indulging in sensual pleasures was that Lovisa feared her beauty would be drained away.
This would happen on some blue planet.
Lovisa should take some traditional Chinese medicine to regulate her condition.
The mirror is its eyes and ears, and the magic mirror, with its wild imagination, is considering whether to send Lovisa a tutorial on acupuncture and massage.
"Comrade Magic Mirror, wake up!"
The obese homing pigeons wandered around the room with the window open.
Who would dare to give Lovisa an injection?
Who could Lovisa possibly prick? Unless she went to a cemetery to dig up corpses for practice, turning someone into a hedgehog is something the average person in this small world can't accept...
"You don't want to become an evil magic mirror, do you?"
"What's wrong with an evil magic mirror? Hehehe."
Someone's sinister expression was reflected in the mirror.
The carrier pigeon didn't turn around; it retreated step by step to the balcony before leaving.
Its Pingbao is too immersed in the role.
It's best not to disturb Pingbao's magic mirror role-playing plan.
The branches of the banyan tree intertwine to form a bird's nest, inviting friends to come and chat.
"&...%¥"
(Life here is so boring, the food is so awful, and the things people do are so strange.)
"Cuckoo"
(You're making a fuss over nothing... Did you take away the long-haired girl who lives in the tower?)
"@¥…%"
(I didn't do it, I didn't do it. Every wrong has its perpetrator, and every debt has its debtor. The witch should seek revenge on the long-haired girl's parents.)
The homing pigeons landed in the small, secluded, green bird's nest.
"Cuckoo"
(You're right, but you shouldn't suddenly send someone from summer to winter; there's a temperature difference...)
The homing pigeon sighed.
After the long-haired girl was born, she lived in a tower where it was spring all year round.
Even with the sponsorship of Rongxiaoshu (a local agricultural company) for environmentally friendly fur coats, they were still stunned by the cold.
Fortunately, she met many enthusiastic indigenous people, and in less than half a year, the long-haired girl had already started drinking strong liquor, hammering ice with her bare hands, and fishing.
As for her beautiful hair.
It becomes an inexhaustible source of raw materials for weaving fishing nets.
The tower witch and the prince didn't know if they could find this icy, snowy land.
The homing pigeon thinks it's a bit risky.
"*&¥"
(I think she really likes snowy and icy places! Otherwise, she would have been taken away long ago!)
Banyan Tree was unhappy with its friends' doubts.
The bird's nest vanished into thin air, and the carrier pigeon fell downwards, knocking out the snotty-nosed young master who was hiding under the tree slacking off.
God be damned.
The homing pigeon leader silently recited it once.
The young master's lack of intelligence has nothing to do with me, a carrier pigeon.
It flapped its wings and disappeared from the crime scene.
The chubby little homing pigeon, Xiaotong, has restarted his flight plans.
Princesses~
Wait for my little pigeon to arrive!
This time, I suffered because of my body size.
If I had known, it should have been a big monkey that could run freely.
In this way, they could carry away all the princesses who had been drugged, imprisoned, or cursed.
Not like now.
It can only serve as a drone "chicken" for delivering supplies.
Even the banyan sapling, which cannot communicate with humans, is more famous than I am.
......
The homing pigeon flew to Lovisa's fiancé's house as soon as it took off.
Comrade Xiaosha's daughter, Bai Xue, is fair-skinned and beautiful. She hides indoors every day and dares not see the sun. It is said that she gets hives all over her body if she is exposed to the sun.
You can only go out on cloudy days or at night.
She also wore a thin veil when she went out.
Xiao Tong didn't understand.
Xiao Tong was greatly shocked.
Xiao Tong slapped his head and entered a dream. After asking Bai Xue, he gave her a tanning pill.
Because of her skin allergies, Bai Xue usually doesn't like to see people.
Very few people knew that she had become Hei Xue.
The magic mirror lamented that the competition among princesses was still too fierce.
The white snow and tanned skin here scared my dad to tears.
It's fun to see a long-haired girl playfully throwing a young polar bear in the freezing cold.
And that princess who was always sleeping was also sent to the top of the banyan tree, where the princess in the glass coffin gets to bask in the sun every day.
It's said to prevent osteoporosis...
She searched the whole world for a prince but couldn't find a princess, and ended up wandering around in circles.
They spontaneously formed a "True Love Finding Alliance" hoping to find out what happened.
Why did their parents accomplish things so easily?
But when it came to them, it became incredibly difficult.
Lovisa also received the news from the caravan while in her own castle.
She used a small feather fan to cover the gloating on her face.
"Bella, do you think my future daughter, Snow White, will also be so 'rebellious' and disappear like this?"
The Magic Mirror wanted to give Xiao Sha a big surprise.
They didn't tell Lovisa about the snow turning from white to black.
Bella, the housekeeper, was unaware of what was going on.
Stepping forward, he suggested that Lovisa could easily win over her stepdaughter with her charm, and then they could persuade Snow White to become a mascot, making it perfectly reasonable for Queen Lovisa to be "forced" to rule as regent.
As for that crybaby king...
Perhaps he could be sent away for a marriage alliance?
This will also set a good example for our young master.
Lovisa listened thoughtfully.
The Magic Mirror wanted to roar: "Comrade Xiaosha! You are the Queen plotting a coup! Not a succubus! Don't get sidetracked!"
But obviously.
Lovisa thought this method, which didn't require her to use her brain cells, was great.
She nodded twice with a reserved air.
This can be seen as agreeing to Bella's plan being one of the options.
The Magic Mirror clutched its head in thought, wondering if its system had shown Lovisa and Bella some unhealthy reading material.
There are quite a few unhealthy books in the castle.
But none of them were actually provided by Tongzi.
Most of them are fan fiction written by Lovisa's sister after she had read the history of other worlds.
We produce our own food and eat it ourselves.
My face turned yellow as I wrote this.
In any other place, Lovisa's sister would definitely be known as the Witch of Pleasure.
Compared to the potions made by a solitary potion witch.
The unhealthy books in Lovisa's home come in all sorts of varieties...
The only two female elders in the castle did not stop this.
When they went out to attend salons, they would bring a few books with them and have their servants read them aloud in public.
This laid a good foundation for the printing business at Lovisa Castle.
Reading and learning characters.
It starts with watching unhealthy reading material.
Fortunately, the snotty young master did not catch this strange disease.
His favorite thing was listening to his older sister tell stories about the bizarre and wonderful underwater world.
Sometimes, when they eat dried seafood brought by Xiao Yi's caravan, they will ask what the seaside looks like and whether the children in the seaside castle don't have to go to school.
There are so many fish on the beach.
Did serfs not need to farm?
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