Reborn Spicy Little Wife

Chapter 255 May you be infertile, but have a house full of children and grandchildren.

Xie Chang'an thought for a long time but couldn't find where he had gone wrong. However, his heart was still pounding, and he looked at Luo Ning with an extremely innocent expression.

"Ouch!" Luo Ning clutched his head and slammed his head onto the bed.

Why do you look at her like that? Why do you look at her like that?

Those innocent, clear, and deep eyes were irresistible to the little devil in her heart; she was captivated in an instant.

Whatever you want, I'll give you everything!

Xie Chang'an: "..."

Luo Ning got up, took the thing from Xie Chang'an's hand, tore it open, and transformed into a beautiful female professor.

"Come, come, let me, the fairy sister, give you a little science lesson. Every month's menstrual blood is called Auntie. Why is it called Auntie? That involves my knowledge. Let's talk about the most cultured one, which sounds more high-class and impressive."

Legend has it that long, long ago, there was a young woman named Li, who was only sixteen years old. Her parents had died, and she was raised by her aunt. When she reached marriageable age, suitors came to her door in droves. But Li fell in love with Li Lang. Let's just call this a moment of infatuation and a single-minded love.

This Li Lang was actually a wolf in sheep's clothing. He always secretly met with Miss Li. Once, when he was about to get close to Miss Li, her aunt came, and the wolf hid. In the end, Miss Li was still deceived and married into the Li family. On their wedding night, when they were about to...

Miss Li discovered that her period had started, but was too embarrassed to say it directly, so she told her newlywed husband that her period had begun. Li Lang immediately understood and stopped having sex. That's the origin of the term "Aunt Flo" (or "Aunt Flo"). Isn't that interesting?

Aunt Flo is such a capricious little devil. If she doesn't come, you worry constantly because you think she's either sick or pregnant. But when she does come, you hate her because she has a terrible temper and can drive you crazy.

The kind commonly used nowadays is simply not suitable for someone like me who exercises a lot.

This is disposable; you throw it away after use, and usually change it every two hours! I won't show you the specific usage instructions because you'll never need it in your life.

Xie Chang'an was amazed, feeling that Luo Ning was incredibly capable! "Was the strong smell of blood on you that day because you didn't have time to change?"

A flock of crows flew overhead, and Xie Chang'an, imagining the scene, broke out in a cold sweat.

Her face flushed slightly, and she nodded haphazardly, "Yes, yes, that's how it is!"

"Xiao Ning, this kind of thing isn't sold in stores. Be careful when you use it. Some people are just too idle and always like to cause trouble!" Xie Chang'an was a little worried and gave her a special reminder.

Luo Ning nodded slightly and began to complain about her experience, "The toilets outside don't have doors, so I don't feel safe at all. Every time I go to the toilet, I feel like I'm going to steal something instead of going to the toilet."

I took a shower in the toilet, but actually I came here to shower and change clothes. It's like crossing between the human and fairy realms, like acting in a ghost movie.

I'm so worried that someone might bump into me going out and be scared to death. Actually, it would be better if they were scared to death, but I'm afraid they'd be scared half to death and go crazy and start talking nonsense, and then my identity would be exposed!

"Heh, they might label me a heretic or some kind of demon and parade me through the streets..."

"No, that can't be, the revolutionary era is over!" Xie Chang'an said, but he was still a little unsure.

Because policies can change, who knows what tomorrow will bring.

However, Xie Chang'an remembered one word: security. He felt this word was very important and wrote it down in his notebook.

"Xiao Ning, from now on, don't go into public places. Only come in when you're with me. I'll cover for you!"

Xie Chang'an's eyes flashed, and he immediately added, "People's hearts are complicated. Don't trust anyone other than me!"

That way, your life will only have me...

"Mmm!" Luo Ning nodded seriously. She had always been very careful about this issue, only going too far in front of Xie Chang'an.

Xie Chang'an gazed intently at Luo Ning and sincerely declared, "Xiao Ning, I know this isn't the Immortal Realm, but you are the fairy in my heart. I'm waiting for the day you tell me the truth!"

Oh dear, the big boss saw through me. Luo Ning scratched his head. It's not easy to fool a big boss with a brain. What a headache!

Xie Chang'an smiled slightly, "Xiao Ning, I think you should stop doing that for now. It's too difficult and too unconventional. I'm afraid that if the policies change, you'll run into trouble. Besides, don't you already have a business selling jujube cakes and vegetables?"

Although I haven't seen them with my own eyes, I guess those vegetables must be from our own garden.

Such delicious and nutritious vegetables are sure to sell well; you only need these two!

In fact, Xie Chang'an was still somewhat traditional at heart, believing that women should stay at home to support their husbands and raise their children.

Luo Ning packed the sanitary napkins into the bedside table drawer, pulled the blanket up to cover her waist, and put her hands behind her head.

"Actually, I also have hair accessories. The hair accessories that Gao Ya sells for 20 yuan a piece came from me!" Luo Ning told Xie Chang'an about Gao Ya's trip to the village in detail, while clutching his stomach and laughing like an idiot.

"Gao Ya eventually crawled out of the village..." Luo Ning looked at Xie Chang'an, whose brows were furrowed, and the smile on his face vanished instantly as if by magic.

She grabbed Xie Chang'an by the collar of his pajamas, her whole body radiating a murderous aura, and demanded, "Tell me, are you feeling sorry for her?!"

It's a terrible injustice! Xie Chang'an felt even more wronged than Dou E. It was truly a case of being caught in the crossfire while lying in bed.

"Xiao Ning, that's not true. You know Gao Ya has a godmother, right? She was treated so badly in the village, she'll definitely ask her godmother to help her get revenge!"

Luo Ning released Xie Chang'an and rolled to the side of the bed.

"I'm not afraid of anyone under the heavens. I'll wipe them out one by one, or two by two. They've come all the way over a thousand miles away to bully me and trample me into the dirt. If I don't stand up and fight back, am I a pushover?"

I'm not a pushover, I'm a cannon fodder! I'll beat her to a pulp!

I'm afraid it won't be long enough. I'll take that stupid girl with me and then kill her!" Luo Ning snorted coldly, rolled off the bed, and strode out.

"Xie Chang'an, you're such a dog! Keep being a dog, I'll despise you for ten thousand years. Don't call me unless it's important, and don't call me even if you need something. Let Gao Ya serve you. Trash and dog, a match made in heaven! I wish you infertility and a house full of children and grandchildren! Remember to stay far away from me, or I'll make you feel like it's Tomb Sweeping Day every day!"

Luo Ning felt a little uneasy. She wasn't afraid of elegance, but the people in the village were. Although she had given Yan Ni some advice on how to deal with it, she was afraid that things might have their own ideas and those strategies wouldn't be useful!

Xie Chang'an couldn't suppress the urge to slap his forehead; he was filled with regret. Why did he have to bring up elegance? What an idiot he was!

Luo Ning's figure disappeared at the doorway, vanishing like a gust of wind.

Xie Chang'an felt his blood rush to his head, and clutching his stomach, he called out with difficulty, "Little... Ning..."