GBP Chapter 255 5 steps of laughter
Chapter 255 5 steps of laughter
Chapter 255 The Laughingstock of Fifty Steps at a Hundred Steps
What's wrong?
Lin Fan nodded heavily: "I understand."
Su Ruowei's eyes lit up; Lin Fan had actually come to his senses on his own!
"What did you do wrong? Tell me." Su Ruowei looked forward to Lin Fan giving her the answer.
She thought to herself, "Buying things for another girl in front of me is such an obvious red flag. Even someone as dense as him should have realized that."
"My mistake was not studying modern medicine properly."
Lin Fan said seriously, "Don't worry, Ruowei, I'll get back to studying today!"
"Huh?" Su Ruowei's head was buzzing.
What does this mean?
Su Ruowei suspected she had misheard: "Say it again?"
Lin Fan asked with a serious expression: "Modern medicine regarding mental illness—"
"Alright, shut up," Su Ruowei quickly interrupted.
What the hell?! Only a fool would have any expectations of Lin Fan.
"Okay." Lin Fan nodded.
When the food was served, Lin Fan didn't say another word.
Su Ruowei ate her steak, glancing at Lin Fan every now and then.
Lin Fan remained calm, and when Su Ruowei looked at him, he met her gaze openly and naturally.
Su Ruowei couldn't hold back any longer and asked, "Why aren't you saying anything?"
Lin Fan looked at him suspiciously: "You're not letting me speak?"
Upon hearing this, Su Ruowei felt like a million grass mud horses were galloping through her mind, and she was so angry that she felt suffocated.
No, I really can't hold it in anymore, I have to get this off my chest.
Su Ruowei got up and went to the restroom to call Gu Xinyan to complain about her silly husband.
In the restroom, Su Ruowei told Gu Xinyan everything that had happened that day.
After hearing this, Gu Xinyan didn't offer any comfort but instead laughed sarcastically:
"Ruowei, you're just blaming the pot calling the kettle black. Don't you know what you were like before?"
"If I hadn't taught you, would you even know what love is?"
Su Ruowei blushed slightly: "But, but..."
Gu Xinyan's laughter came from the other end of the phone: "If you don't take the initiative, and he doesn't take the initiative, you two will just stay in limbo."
Su Ruowei sighed helplessly: "I don't want to waste time. So many of my classmates already have children."
"How about I teach Lin Fan too?" Gu Xinyan joked.
Su Ruowei said speechlessly, "Hey! What nonsense are you talking about!"
Gu Xinyan smiled and said, "Then think of a way to get Lin Fan some extra lessons."
"I'm going on a date with my boyfriend. Good luck to you!"
After saying that, Gu Xinyan hung up the phone before Su Ruowei could ask any more questions.
"Hmph, unreliable!"
Although Su Ruowei did not get a clear solution, her mood improved a lot after Gu Xinyan's unconventional guidance.
Meanwhile, while Su Ruowei was in the restroom, Shen Qianqian began to vent her dissatisfaction to Lin Fan.
"Lin Fan, if Sister Ruowei doesn't invest in me, it's all your fault!"
"Who gave you the audacity to act so high and mighty? You have no money and yet you dare to ask to buy me cosmetics!"
"It's because of you that Sister Ruowei is so indifferent to me!"
"I'll go back and tell my aunt! She'll definitely divorce you, you good-for-nothing son-in-law!"
Lin Fan's eyes darkened, and he coldly said, "Such a nice girl, it's a pity she has a mouth."
Shen Qianqian slammed her knife and fork on the table and shouted angrily, "What do you mean by this!"
Lin Fan slowly turned his head and looked at Shen Qianqian: "Don't you plan to leave yourself a way out?"
They were being polite to the Shen family out of respect for Su Ruowei.
Since Su Ruowei wasn't there, Lin Fan decided not to stand on ceremony anymore.
Shen Qianqian looked at Lin Fan and actually felt a trace of fear.
She swallowed hard, unable to look Lin Fan in the eye any longer.
Seeing that Shen Qianqian had calmed down, Lin Fan pretended that nothing had happened and continued eating.
Su Ruowei returned to the dining table, took a deep breath, and said to Lin Fan, "Honey, do you want to learn how to date?"
"fall in love?"
Lin Fan was completely confused: "Aren't we already married?"
"As expected of you!" Su Ruowei knew Lin Fan would say this.
She forced a smile and said, "How about we get a divorce first, then fall in love, and then remarry?"
Lin Fan hesitated for a moment, then said, "Alright..."
When it comes to love, Lin Fan is a straightforward person; he doesn't know how to fathom a woman's heart.
He only knew that his wife said it, so he obeyed unconditionally.
Of course, this obedience is also based on the other party's loyalty. Su Ruowei has always been loyal to him, so he is willing to be 'bullied' all the time.
Su Ruowei was stunned when she heard Lin Fan's answer.
I made a joke, but I didn't expect Lin Fan to respond so seriously.
Su Ruowei had no experience; she was a complete novice. The only difference between her and Lin Fan was that she had listened to Gu Xinyan's "lessons" for a few days.
A complete novice in love, encountering a straight man with "hellish" difficulty levels only makes things worse.
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Su Ruowei fiddled with her phone under the table, sending a message to Gu Xinyan for help.
Su Ruowei: [Xinyan, help!]
Gu Xinyan: [???]
Su Ruowei edited a long message, explaining in detail what had just happened.
Gu Xinyan: [???]
Su Ruowei: [Stop sending question marks, what should we do?!]
Gu Xinyan: [I'm shopping with my boyfriend, you figure it out yourself.]
Gu Xinyan was already used to it and couldn't be bothered to care anymore.
Seeing that her requests for help were fruitless, Su Ruowei had no choice but to find a solution herself.
At the same time, Lin Fan was also fiddling with his phone, trying to find the answer online.
What does it mean when my wife tells me to get a divorce first, then date, and then remarry?
Lin Fan suddenly spoke up and said, "I think I know now, is it true that all women like romance?"
Su Ruowei's eyes lit up, and she quickly looked at Lin Fan: "Husband, it's you?"
Su Ruowei was pleasantly surprised to hear the word "romance" from Lin Fan.
"I just checked online, and I think I'm probably straight."
Lin Fan paused for a moment, then continued, "Ruowei, I will go and learn from Jiang Lingfu in a while."
Jiang Lingfu?
Su Ruowei quickly interrupted, "Don't look for him!"
Can a straight man seeking advice from another straight man really be a good thing? Who knows what they might come up with when they get together?
Lin Fan nodded: "That's right, Jiang Lingfu doesn't seem to have much experience."
"Mmm." Su Ruowei nodded, a shy smile appearing on her face: "Actually, it's okay not to force it too much."
Lin Fan shook his head: "No, now that I know the problem, I will definitely correct it."
"Okay," Su Ruowei replied sweetly.
Shen Qianqian watched in stunned silence.
What's going on? These two shouldn't be this close, right?
Suddenly, Lin Fan had a flash of inspiration: "I know who to look for!"
Su Ruowei asked curiously, "Who?"
"Liu Linglong, I'll call him over right now!"
Lin Fan immediately dialed a number: "I'm at the Western restaurant in Ruanda Plaza. Come over when you have time!"
Su Ruowei was speechless: "Why did you call them here now?"
Lin Fan smiled and said, "Liu Linglong is very experienced!"
Su Ruowei frowned: "You two should talk about this privately..."
"It's alright." Lin Fan thought for a moment: "It's an old friend, it's nothing."
Su Ruowei felt somewhat helpless. No matter how old a friend was, she couldn't ask him how to coax his wife in front of her.
"Liu Linglong?!"
"The young master of Linglong Technology?" Shen Qianqian exclaimed in surprise, "Brother-in-law! You and Liu Linglong are friends?"