GBP Chapter 210 One Man Can Be Worthy of Ten Thousand Soldiers
Chapter 210 One Man Can Be Worthy of Ten Thousand Soldiers
Qinglong didn't expect to perform so poorly in the first game, and were directly swept by the Wolves.
The thought of Gu Lin'an not knowing how to mock him made his face flush red, and his ears ring.
"Damn it, hold on, hold on, you bastards!" Qinglong's breathing had become heavy. He controlled Kai to hide tightly behind the group, afraid that an enemy skill would hit him.
Even someone as good-tempered as Xuanwu is about to lose his temper, so why are you trying to avoid him?
You, a tank, don't run to the front to absorb damage; you're just hiding in the back.
Are you using your first skill from behind to accumulate merit points?
Gu Lin'an continued his explanation: "The Flying Wolf Spear retracted and extended, chasing after the dragon-like underlings and stabbing them, dealing massive damage."
"Wang Zhaojun wanted to freeze him, but Feilang dodged it with a quick turn."
"Wang Zhaojun's skills and passive have a slowing effect, which does have some impact on Flying Wolf, but in the face of absolute economic advantage, these are insignificant."
"HG's five players wanted to return to the fountain to replenish their health, but Flying Wolf pounced on them. That piece of trash dares to come out and disgust people. Call your master out here!"
"Flying Wolf is incredibly brave and killed those four lackeys. Now only Si Long is left to fight alone."
"Someone who came from a filthy place dares to disobey an old man. He is truly unforgivable. Flying Wolf, carrying his spear, is about to go straight for Si Long."
"Looking at the collapsed defense towers around him, Si Long was overcome with grief and spontaneously sang a song."
Tianyun: ? ?
Why are they even singing now?
He spent the whole day doing fancy things.
Gu Lin'an tactically drank water and began to sing.
"Anyway, the towers aren't hard to defend. As long as the towers are free, they won't care about my feelings~ Oh~, if there's nowhere left to retreat, I might as well just let Kai defend them~"
"I want freedom too!"
As Gu Lin'an finished speaking, countless viewers in the live stream flooded the chat with "hahaha" comments.
Gu Lin'an had so much work to do that even Tianyun, who was standing next to him, couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.
She bit her lip hard, forcing herself not to laugh; after all, she had received special training.
Her face turned bright red, her body trembled uncontrollably, and she glanced at Gu Lin'an one last time, only to find that he was still performing.
The lifelike body language completely shattered Tianyun's weakest defenses, and he finally burst out laughing.
Gu Lin'an asked, puzzled, "Is it funny?"
Tianyun covered her mouth, tears streaming down her face. "It's hilarious, so hilarious."
A voice drifted softly to Tianyun's ear, "Laugh now, but you won't be laughing for long."
"How could that be?" Tianyun suppressed a laugh and managed to utter these words with great difficulty.
"Because you lost your bonus."
Tianyun: (⊙﹏⊙)！
Her eyes widened, her smile froze on her face, and she was on the verge of tears.
She discovered that she hadn't received any bonuses since meeting Gu Lin'an.
[Haha, what should have been an exciting team fight turned into a hilarious spectacle thanks to An Shen's commentary.]
[I'm so happy! And let me tell you, An Shen's singing is actually quite good.]
[An Shen is incredibly versatile; she can write poetry, train dogs, sing, and play video games. The only thing missing is the ability to appraise antiques.]
[I'll say one thing: a calming song, very soothing.]
I burst out laughing like a pig while hiding under the covers; I just couldn't hold back anymore.
[I'm going to save this commentary to watch during the Chinese New Year; isn't it much better than what you get at a photo studio?]
Some of the trolls were naturally furious.
[Night ÷ Go to hell!]
【Night÷ You wait here, I'm taking a taxi to your place right now. Don't leave after I'm done explaining.】
[I haven't been scolding you lately, and you're still begging to be scolded? Are you addicted to being scolded?]
[I'm so angry! I'm furious!]
……
Gu Lin'an breathed a sigh of relief. Seeing the audience's enthusiasm, he could hear the laughter from all over the place, and nodded with satisfaction.
He said to Tianyun, "I'll rest for a while. It's your turn now."
Tianyun knew he could finally say something, and just as he was about to give his commentary, he discovered that HG's crystal had exploded.
The clouds instantly transformed into a statue.
"Let's congratulate Chongqing Wolves on taking a 1-0 lead. Let's take a short break, and we'll be right back after the commercial break," Gu Lin'an shouted.
After finishing his sentence, he looked at Tianyun, who was sitting blankly on the statue, and complained, "Why didn't you explain? If I hadn't spoken up, you would have had your salary docked again."
Tianyun: Gu Lin'an, I'm @￥%!
The game is over, why would I say anything more?
She gritted her teeth and forced out a few words, "Thank you."
"No need to thank me, we're all friends, there's no need to thank me." Gu Lin'an clapped his hands and stretched.
After venting his anger for the entire game, Gu Lin'an felt refreshed. He glanced at Tian Yun, whose face was flushed, and he must have felt better too.
Like a child who had done something wrong, he made up an excuse to go to the toilet and slipped away while Tianyun wasn't looking.
He was afraid of being bitten to death if he ran even a little slower.
Tianyun's little tiger teeth were all ground down, and as soon as he turned around, Gu Lin'an disappeared.
"Hmph, Gu Lin'an, you just wait!" Tianyun clenched her small fists and said.
……
Qinglong returned to the lounge, his face flushed with anger.
"It's all that bastard Gu Lin'an's fault. He must have been the one who pressured me from the commentary booth, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to make that kind of play."
Kai's mistake of using his second skill to attack the wolf was unbelievable even to himself, but admitting mistakes is not in his nature.
So he shifted the blame to Gu Lin'an, who was far away.
"I wonder what that bastard Gu Lin'an said in the commentary booth. Should I take a look?" Qinglong muttered.
The coach overheard this and knew exactly how much fun Gu Lin'an had in the commentary booth.
If Qinglong found out, he was afraid Qinglong would just kill him.
It would be a real joke if a player fainted from anger before the match was even over.
HG's coach hurriedly said, "Qinglong, why don't we discuss the draft picks? Wolves are a tough opponent."
"Watching those boring things is useless and will only affect your mood for the upcoming match."
Qinglong always felt that the coach was preventing him from watching Gu Lin'an's commentary.
Thinking that Gu Lin'an hadn't been holding back, Qinglong said viciously, "Gu Lin'an's bitch just wants to influence me, right? I'll make sure he doesn't get his way."
"He thought I'd be curious to see what he was going to say? It's nothing more than talking about me, Kai, fighting Erlang. I'm pretty mentally resilient now."
"Gu Lin'an's cunning scheme has failed."
HG's coach wiped away a cold sweat. Gu Lin'an wasn't just mocking you, Kai, for playing against the two wolves; he was mocking you for playing against the seven wolves.
He mocks you from every angle, leaving no room for criticism.
They're quoting scriptures and classics like Nuwa creating humans, even though it sounds a bit disgusting.
He was curious where Gu Lin'an got so many ideas from; he hadn't realized Gu Lin'an was so talented before.
Coach HG increasingly regretted driving Gu Lin'an away. If he had known Gu Lin'an was so sharp-tongued, he would have kept him no matter what.
Keep it in case they ever make it to the finals, and during the trash talk segment, Gu Lin'an can easily cripple the opposing team with just his words.
He didn't believe anyone could remain unaffected by Gu Lin'an's words.
This person is truly worth a million soldiers.