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Chapter 636 - 635: Li Yang’s Leg Hair

The four sticky hands quickly reached the unfortunate Li Yang, who, terrified, pressed himself against the wall and shrank down into a ball.

"Watch your behavior! This is robbery!"

Zhao Yu: "This is the apocalypse, after all, and what’s in no short supply are robbers. Come on, just one scan."

"Get away! I’ll scan myself! Is that not enough?!"

He panted and tried to stand up, but was immediately pressed back down by Mu Qiu.

"I’ve thought it over, you don’t need to stand up. You can scan like this. Come, Zhao Yu, let’s scan him thoroughly."

Li Yang: "... Help!!!"

Two of them pinned him down, while two metal detectors clicked and scanned him up and down. Due to his hunched and curled-up posture, his head and back were scanned extra meticulously.

Mu Qiu: "Assessment complete, no metal on his head."

Li Yang: "... Mu Qiu, you’re insane!"

Zhao Yu started scanning from the sole of his foot. When the scanner reached his pant leg, it emitted a beep sound.

Li Yang immediately recoiled, trying to stand and run.

But Zhao Yu grabbed his pant leg, and he only made it one step before being forced back.

Otherwise, his pants would not have stayed on.

"Why are you running? Come on, take it out and let’s see what’s in your pant leg."

He pressed himself back against the wall, as if facing an enemy, forced by the two female robbers to dig into his pocket.

The pocket of his school uniform pants mysteriously had a hole, allowing his hand to go all the way into the pant leg, effectively turning the double-layer fabric into a super deep pocket.

But his hands weren’t long enough, so he had to keep reaching while pulling up his pant leg to get to the bottom.

Hence, the camera captured the scene—Li Yang gradually raising his pants, revealing a bit of his calf, then his knee, and thigh...

He turned the pants into shorts.

Mu Qiu immediately averted her eyes, muttering, "Members-only content, members-only, my bad, my bad."

[Is this really something I’m allowed to see?]

[Li Yang hasn’t even worn shorts since debuting]

[I bet someone is drooling right now]

[It’s Yangyang who always wore long pants playing basketball even in the heat, but his reputation is ruined today]

[Hahaha, this happened to my school uniform too, somehow a hole appeared, and I lost lots of things]

[Go, two girl robbers! Let’s have more of this plot!]

[Mu Qiu, be dignified, Brother Cheng is catching up]

[Yang, did you really put the card in your pocket?! When you saw Mu Qiu get robbed last time, you should’ve known better than to hide it on you!]

[Where’s Brother Huai? That huge Brother Huai?]

[Guo Yin and Han Xizheng, really, no more screen time for them?]

[Poor Yangyang, let him go]

[Cute and annoying boys all get bullied by the female guests/doggie emoji]

[I’m suspecting you’re implying something about Brother Huai]

[Mu Qiu can save herself, can’t she? So she won’t die?]

[Great, Shen Zhousong can even recite the show’s famous lines backward]

[Guan Yu’s outfit looks quite nice indeed]

[Honestly, this is my first time witnessing a guest leisurely shopping on a show and freeloading, and even notifying the director]

[There are two traitors, Li Yang and Guan Yu, I think]

[Li Yang activating 902, does that mean he’s a traitor?]

[I don’t think so, Mu Qiu activated 049, but can’t use it. Perhaps 902 is just special, automatically activating without a traitor’s doing]

[Three traitors and one Purifier, five cards in total, could it be that one card activates on its own? That’s the card]

[049 was probably handed to Mu Qiu to save people? The only benevolent SCP creature I know is the Plague Doctor]

[And then she uses it to purge four people by proxy, eliminating them, hahaha]

[Excited to see how Mu Qiu saves people with tears/hehehe.jpg]

[Li Yang! Protect your leg hair!]

[I feel like I’m watching the beauty unveil a silk scarf]

[Mu Qiu and Li Yang, I remember that playground episode, Li Yang almost tripped Mu Qiu down the stairs, constantly apologizing]

[Now they’re close enough to check out each other’s leg hair/grinning smile.jpg]

[Brother Cheng! Hurry up! There are two female robbers here! Can’t you come here to get robbed too/pleading.jpg]

[Confession time, I’ve wanted to see Brother Cheng’s leg hair for a long time]

[The perv found home]

[...]

Though their actions were slow, the two female robbers had plenty of time, so Li Yang eventually managed to take out that metal object.

A door access card and a coin.

Mu Qiu: "?"

Then looking at Li Yang’s expression, with a mischievous smile, his mouth almost reaching his ears.

"Ah, you wanted this coin, huh? Here you go, I picked it up from the bank."

"... Where’s your card? Where did you hide it?"

"What card?" As long as he plays dumb well, no one can bring him down.

Mu Qiu pressed the detector against his shoulder, with the demeanor of a domineering robber: "Profile card, the third one, did you activate it?"

"Of course not! Stop accusing an innocent person!"

"So why were you so happy earlier? What, because we didn’t find the card on you, you couldn’t hide your relief?"

Li Yang flatly denied: "I just thought it was fun messing with you. Uh, can you step back a bit so I can pull my pants down again?"

"What are you doing?"

Cheng Zhirang, who was watching the scene from the sidelines, interrupted their conversation as he approached step by step.

Mu Qiu immediately withdrew the metal detector from Li Yang’s shoulder, and then Zhao Yu quickly pulled down Li Yang’s pant leg with a swish.

Attempting to cover up the robbery scene.

Li Yang hadn’t even reacted before he was restored to a normal state.

The key was that for some reason, upon hearing Cheng Zhirang’s voice, he instinctively pressed himself further against the wall, striving to minimize his presence.

Only after hiding did he realize – this reaction isn’t right, he’s not some mistress covertly meeting a married person, why tidy up his pants and hide?

No, why would Mu Qiu and Zhao Yu tidy up his pants and then hide?

The atmosphere between the three suddenly had a trace of stiffness.

Their reactions were indeed a bit strange, and Cheng Zhirang noticed this as he continued walking toward them.

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing." Mu Qiu hid the metal detector behind her, maintaining an innocent expression.

Li Yang struggled to suppress that weird feeling, poking his head out from their cover, crying to him: "Brother Cheng, they’re robbing me!"

"Robbing what?"

"They insist on finding a card on me, but I really don’t have it, then they... then they... I can’t live anymore!"

Cheng Zhirang: "......"

Mu Qiu & Zhao Yu: "......"

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So the talk isn’t showing? I uploaded the skit to Weibo last night yo