Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

Chapter 536: Do Not Disturb, I Don’t Want Such Intimacy

The eldest brother put on a forced smile and dragged his father into the car.

"I can't fix a car, but I can push a car. How about pushing it?"

"Hey, you little bastard, that's not what you told me yesterday."

"I'm old and my memory is not good. I'm sorry to bother you."

After saying a few words, the eldest brother drove away without giving the five of them a chance to speak, and they also breathed a mouthful of exhaust fumes.

The five people who stood by as background throughout the whole process: Please don’t disturb me in the messy wind.

What's going on? Didn't I come here to fix their car? How did it become like this?

"You... I... we just want to ask if we can speak a word? If we chase them now and ask them to take us out, is it too late?"

The assistant stretched out his hand to try to keep the man, but he couldn't even see the shadow of the man's car.

It can drive on such a road as if it were flat ground, it is worthy of being called the dominant tricycle in the countryside.

"Did the uncle and his friends really come here just now? Why do I feel like the two people who came just now are crosstalk performers?"

Xu Hui smoothed the hair around her ears, feeling that everything that had just happened was unreal.

"This car repair is not the same as that car repair. According to your understanding, I feel that I can use Lingbo Weibu."

Director Wang patted his belly, opened his phone, and showed a screenshot of himself playing a game, in which he was being chased by a goose.

Zhao Tangtang leaned over to take a look, "Isn't this the game that uses geese as units to calculate combat power?"

[Was my eyes dazzled just now? Why did I feel like there were two more people in my sight, and how come they disappeared in the blink of an eye? ]

[No wonder everyone says the countryside is lively, how can it not be lively? Two people are a crosstalk performance. ]

[Yes, our village is very lively. There is a small quarrel every three days and a big quarrel every five days.

Today the daughter-in-law beats the mother-in-law, tomorrow your chicken will fly into my yard. 】

[Who understands? My family members haven’t been home for three years and have been rumored to have joined a pyramid scheme and left the country.]

[What's that? When I went home the first year, they said I was being kept by someone else. When I went home the second year, they said I had given birth to a child. When I went home the third year, they said I was caught being a mistress.]

"So what do we do now? Go out?"

The three people didn't say a word, they just played rock, scissors, and paper silently. The winner took five steps forward, and the loser stayed where he was.

Sister Xu and Director Wang stood there holding hands, watching the three children skipping away.

"Does this make us look stupid?"

Sister Xu tried to jump forward like them and almost sprained her old waist, which was obviously not that fragile before.

Suddenly she remembered who the culprit was. Before she met the child Jiang Zhiyuan, she went to the gym to exercise every day.

After the child came, she became lazy and lay at home all day.

If you have nothing to do, you can get up at 11 o'clock, but never get up at 10 o'clock.

"It should make us look like old stubborn people."

Director Wang rubbed his waist and walked forward slowly. His waist was not as strong as Sister Xu's, and he had already sprained his waist before he even tried.

"Wait a minute, what about our car?"

Seeing that Director Wang had already walked forward 10 steps, Sister Xu suddenly turned around to look at the car that was abandoned by everyone.

“Let’s throw it here first. I lost a live broadcast device in the car. There are so many viewers in the live broadcast room helping us watch the car, it won’t be lost.

Anyway, the towing company will be here in another hour and a half."

Director Wang didn't even turn his head, waved his hand nonchalantly and continued walking forward. The three bastards had already surpassed them by more than 10 meters.

After hearing this, Sister Xu didn't say anything more and continued walking forward.

This is the second car they have abandoned on the roadside. They must have had a conflict with cars today.

The laughter of the three people in front could be heard, which was far superior to the slow pace of these two people.

One is youthful and lively, the other is like a sunset tour group.

Jiang Zhiyuan was 3 meters ahead of the other two people, and this was still under her control, otherwise these two people would have stayed where they were today and not moved a step.

There's no way. If she's the only one winning all the time, then this game won't be fun.

If you play with the members of his team, it would be fun if everyone has more ideas than each other, for example, when doing binary calculations, you can see who is faster.

For example, write a small game using code within a specified time.

These two methods are totally inapplicable to these two people. Otherwise, today, let alone today, it is estimated that the number of steps they can take next year will not exceed five.

Neither of them knew that they were being cared for like mentally retarded children, and they were still feeling smug that they had actually won a game against each other.

[Is this the difference between young people and middle-aged and elderly people? One is lively as if he has epilepsy, and the other is leisurely as if he is an old turtle. ]

[Ahem, the person above is too good at describing. Please don’t speak next time.

What you said, what should I do with someone like me who occasionally has epilepsy and sometimes is a turtle? Can I be called an epileptic turtle? 】

[Sheep-epileptic turtle? Hahahaha, this name is good, I'll use it. ]

[A bunch of childish ghosts, feeling warm all over the body.

Impossible, this is definitely not our live studio. Our live studio cannot be this warm. 】

[Our live broadcast room is always warm and caring!

Especially for some criminals, they are so considerate that they will send the police officer directly to your side. 】

[Criminal: Don’t bother me. I don’t want such kindness. ]

After Jiang Zhiyuan walked forward another 5 meters, he suddenly stopped where he was.

"Sister Yuan, why don't you leave? You won this round. Don't worry, we won't cheat."

What the young assistant was embarrassed to say was that today was a live broadcast and he was embarrassed to cheat in front of so many people. If it were any other time, haha, he would definitely cheat.

"Well, it seems we don't have to go out on our own."

Jiang Zhiyuan didn't look back at them. The midday sun was a little dazzling, but the light seemed to be particularly fond of someone.

The orange light cast a shadow on her face, and the wind caressed her hair. It was the smell of freedom, full of life.

"What do you mean? Did you see a car? Then why don't you stop it? What are you doing here? Sister, what are you doing?"

The young assistant hurried over, stood where he was, and looked in the same direction.

He really didn't want to walk at all now. Although it was fun to play with the two of them, it seemed inexplicably childish.

"Where's the car? There's no car. Are you seeing things?"