Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 232: Brain-filling brother? Internal-consuming sister?

[Xiaogua, are you sure you are speaking human language? ]

After saying that, Jiang Yueyang, feeling that something was wrong, changed her words before the system could speak: [No, it should be, are you sure you are saying something that people can understand?]

The system wanted to explain the pregnancy to her, but upon hearing her question, it couldn't help but let out a sly laugh, "Host, are you trying to say you're not human?"

[Are you itching for trouble again?] Jiang Yueyang's voice came out from between her teeth.

[Ha, ha.] The system gave a dry laugh, [No, absolutely not.]

[Why don't you just tell the truth? ]

Everyone present shook their heads and laughed secretly. They had heard that Xiaogua often challenged Lord Xiaojiang's bottom line, and the rumors were indeed true.

Xu Zheng bit his lips and wanted to cry but had no tears, wuwu... Lord Xiao Jiang was sitting opposite me, I wanted to laugh but couldn't, I was almost suffocating.

The system stopped messing around and obediently explained: "Half a month ago, Liao Chuan, under the squirrel personality, suddenly developed a significant appetite and even climbed a tree to build a nest. In summary, Liao Chuan, under the squirrel personality, believed she was pregnant."

When he heard about building a nest, Liao Chuan couldn't help but remember that one day he woke up in a tree.

Moreover, there is an unfinished nest under the butt.

He originally thought he had sleepwalking and ran to a tree to sleep in the middle of the night, but he didn't expect it was because of his squirrel personality.

After a few days, he found that the nest was built.

Moreover, the nest was filled with food and straw and leaves for warmth, so he thought some bird had made its home there.

The result...is the home he made.

But, that nest seems...

After listening to the system's words, Jiang Yueyang felt that her brain capacity was a little insufficient. [Hmm... If my common sense is correct, whether it's animals or humans, pregnancy requires mating...]

As soon as these words were spoken, something seemed to flash through everyone's minds, but it was too fast for them to catch.

Only Liao Chuan seemed to realize something and stared blankly with his eyes wide open.

Why did he think she was pregnant?

After hearing this question, everyone immediately knew what had just flashed through their minds.

Yes, why did he think she was pregnant?

Could it be that he and...

God!

Is this something that could possibly happen?

Liao Chuan was trembling with fear. If something that shattered his worldview really happened, he would not live anymore!

Xu Zheng looked around and thought, "No, I have to find an excuse to sit somewhere else, otherwise I'll be exposed."

System: [One night, a handsome squirrel came into the yard. Liao Chuan, in his squirrel persona, fell in love with him at first sight and chased after the handsome squirrel and raped him.]

Jiang Yueyang: [……]

Everyone: […]

Liao Chuan looked like he had lost all hope in life. Why not commit suicide now?

Jiang Yueyang was stunned for a moment before she managed to find her voice again. "Although this question is a bit absurd and inappropriate, did he successfully force himself on me?"

The system suppressed a laugh. [Two men, even if Squirrel Guy agrees, they can't create a squirrel. Besides, Squirrel Guy thinks he's a human pervert.]

Everyone: Lord Liao was insulted by a squirrel...

Liao Chuan breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was okay. If he was thicker-skinned, he could still survive.

Xu Zheng coughed twice and said, "Master Xiao Jiang, I just remembered that I have something to say to Master Jijiu. I'll excuse myself first."

Jiang Yueyang said "oh" and nodded, and Xu Zheng immediately stood up and walked towards Kong Jijiu.

"Master Xu." Jiang Yueyang suddenly called him.

Xu Zheng paused, and turned around nervously to ask, "Master Xiao Jiang, is there anything else?"

"Your meal."

Xu Zheng instantly breathed a sigh of relief, "I'm full."

"That's okay."

Xu Zheng raised his feet and walked towards Kong Jijiu again, and soon sat in front of Kong Jijiu.

As soon as he sat down, Jiang Yueyang's voice came.

[Since Liao Chuan wasn't with the handsome squirrel...why did he still think he was pregnant?]

Everyone nodded secretly, yes, how to explain this?

[Hmm...] The system thought for a moment, [I saw him grab that handsome squirrel and forcefully kiss him for a long time. Maybe this is how he thinks mating works.]

Jiang Yueyang was shocked again. This situation was exactly the same as the ignorant idea that one could get pregnant by holding hands.

She couldn't help but raise her hand to rub her temples, feeling that the shock she had received today was a bit too great.

【Then what? 】

The system chuckled, "And then a few nights ago, Liao Chuan, in his squirrel persona, overturned the nest he had built."

[Why is that?] Jiang Yueyang asked in surprise.

Liao Chuan lowered his eyes. A few days ago, when he got up, he found that the nest had fallen to the ground and seemed to have been crushed by something.

[Because...] The system couldn't help but laugh out loud, [Because he has entered the miscarriage stage again.]

Everyone: What’s going on?

Xu Zheng couldn't help but raise his hands to cover his mouth, trying to hold back his laughter until tears came out.

The corner of Kong Jijiu's mouth twitched. Just now I was wondering why he suddenly came to sit over here. It turned out that it was not convenient to laugh over there.

Over there, Jiang Yueyang was completely speechless. [Why did she have a miscarriage when everything was fine?]

[Because… because…] The system laughed so hard it couldn't speak clearly. [Because the handsome squirrel hadn't come since he forcefully kissed her. He felt abandoned, spent every night in a state of loneliness, and unfortunately, he had a miscarriage.]

[Uh... Is he the brain-filled guy? Or the internal-burning sister?]

[He is Squirrel Brother...Sister? ]

Jiang Yueyang glanced at Xu Zheng who was sitting in the front. Seeing that he didn't come back for a long time, she felt bored and got up to go back to her office.

As she walked, she asked, "By the way, why did he develop a squirrel personality?"

When everyone saw her leaving, they secretly told her not to leave and to sit for a while longer, as they hadn't finished eating the melon yet!

Multiple personality disorder is often a sequelae of psychological trauma. Liao Chuan's squirrel personality is because he raised a squirrel as a child. That squirrel was his Abebe, but was later abused and killed.

Seeing Jiang Yueyang approaching, Kong Jijiu whispered, "Master Xu, Master Jiang is coming."

Xu Zheng's smile faltered, and then he covered it up with a slightly flustered look, "Master Jijiu, yesterday I noticed that some of the books in the library... were moldy, and we need to arrange for someone to air them out."

Jiang Yueyang instinctively glanced at Xu Zheng and quickly looked away. "Liao Chuan's life seems to have been filled with tragedy. First, his parents, then the squirrel Abeibei, and finally his twin brothers..."

When everyone heard this, their eyes instantly became lonely.

Kong Jijiu's eyes darkened as he tried to cover up the situation, "Are there many moldy books?"

"There are probably about a hundred of them."

"Then you will be responsible for drying them and checking if there are any other books with the same problem."

"Yes."

Here, Jiang Yueyang walked to the door of her office.

The system said: [Host, now that we have discussed the squirrel personality, shall we discuss Liao Jiang's personality?]