GBP Chapter 338: Drunken Sex, It's Done
Chapter 338: Drunken Sex, It's Done
"There is another thing. When Jinyi was a child, he was handsome, with natural curly hair and wearing flowery skirts. Many people in the compound liked to tease him and deliberately asked him if he had a penis. This happened so many times that Jinyi got really annoyed. One of the people who teased him the most once teased Jinyi again. Jinyi asked him seriously if he had one. He said of course he had one. Jinyi said he didn't believe it and asked him to take it out for her to see. Of course he refused and scolded Jinyi for being disrespectful."
Shen Qiubai told another interesting story.
"That guy was too much to play with. What happened next?"
Xia Qingqing really hates this kind of people. Even adults should know when to tease children. It's quite uncivilized.
"Jinyi whistled, and a group of children rushed over and knocked the man down. Jinyi quickly stripped the man naked and teased him for looking like a hot pepper. The man made a fool of himself and went to the Si family to seek justice, but was scolded away by Aunt Si. Since then, no one dared to tease Jinyi anymore."
"However, Aunt Si still gave Jinyi a lecture, saying that he was too strong and didn't leave anyone a way out, and that he would suffer a great loss in the future. Jinyi didn't listen at all, and he became more stubborn. If Aunt Si didn't have a strong heart, she would have been angry to death long ago."
Shen Qiubai recounted the interesting stories of Si Jinyi's childhood, which fully proved that this guy was an unruly eagle. Unless he was willing, he would never be forced to do something.
Xia Qingqing clapped her hands and said with a smile: "That's no problem. Hongye is of the same character. If she doesn't want to, no one can force her."
The two smiled at each other, it seemed that good things were really coming.
In the blink of an eye, Si's mother had been in Shanghai for a week, and Si's father had also arrived. The old couple met with old friends every day, and then competed with their son and daughter-in-law. Every day was very fulfilling.
That day, Si's mother called her good sister Cheng Yueyun to report on her recent achievements.
"They haven't consummated their marriage yet. They definitely haven't consummated it. They can't hide it from me. The day I came, I counted the condoms on the bedside table. There were 13 in total. A week later, there were still 13. Not one was missing. These two bastards are playing a trick on me!"
"Could it be that they are already full and didn't use condoms?"
Cheng Yueyun proposed another possibility.
"That's absolutely impossible. These two bastards are still fighting over each other. How can they be like this after sleeping together?" Mother Si said with a disappointed tone.
"Your Jinyi is too stingy. Even if you haven't slept with her, you can't compete with a girl for the duck head."
Cheng Yueyun spoke with disdain, but her son Qiu Bai was not like that, he had been generous since he was young.
But she didn't know that her son's generosity was based on two prerequisites.
One is that he doesn’t like the things given to him.
The second is the generous object, someone he cares about and likes.
Otherwise Shen Qiubai is even more stingy than Si Jinyi.
Si's mother agreed very much, "That bastard has been like this since he was young, otherwise how could he still not find a partner at such an old age? Fortunately, Xiaozhuang doesn't despise him and is willing to cooperate with him in acting. Yueyun, please give me some advice. We can't let them sleep in a dry bed anymore, we need to have something meaty."
"If it doesn't work, use some medicine and lock the doors and windows. If you don't succeed, you'll die!"
Cheng Yueyun had the demeanor of a great general and came up with a very heroic but bad idea.
I'll use some drastic measures. I don't believe these two bastards can't succeed.
"That won't work. Jinyi and Xiaozhuang are both hot-tempered. If I really drug them, they will definitely hate me to death." Si's mother objected.
She just wanted her son to consummate his marriage, not to become enemies with her son and daughter-in-law.
"Let me ask you, do these two bastards have that intention?"
After listening for a long time, Chen's mother, impatiently, grabbed the phone and asked the point.
"Of course there is. How could Jinyi agree to get married without that intention? You all know the character of this kid. He is just stupid and the same goes for Xiaozhuang." Mother Si said in a firm tone.
"That's easy. If you're afraid of making them hate you by drugging them, then you can force them to drink. As the old saying goes, people get drunk and then have sex. You can force them to drink a few glasses of strong liquor, making them half drunk, and then lock them in the room. A man and a woman alone in the same room will be like dry firewood and raging fire. It's guaranteed to burn vigorously."
Mother Chen was confident that as long as the two bastards were interested, the fire would definitely start.
Mother Si's eyes lit up, yes, this is a good idea!
Two days later, Si's mother asked Zhuang Hongye and Si Jinyi to go home for dinner. The theme of the dinner was to celebrate her birthday.
"Mom, isn't your birthday in March?" Si Jinyi was very confused. He clearly remembered that his mother's birthday was in March.
"The lunar calendar is March. Your grandma's side celebrates the solar calendar birthday, while your grandma's side celebrates the lunar calendar birthday."
The reason given by Si's mother was very sufficient. Si Jinyi had just finished an operation several hours ago and his brain was a little lacking in oxygen due to hunger. His reaction was slow and he didn't react for a while and thought it was real.
Zhuang Hongye was even easier to fool. She had no idea which month Si's mother's birthday was and thought it was really in June. She even went to Xia Qingqing to ask what the taboos were in giving birthday gifts to elders.
"I heard from my mother-in-law that Aunt Si likes silk the most. If you get some silk fabrics, she will definitely like them," Xia Qingqing suggested.
Zhuang Hongye hurriedly went to buy silk, carefully selected a few pieces of silk in elegant colors, and went home to celebrate Si's mother's birthday.
It was a long time after she left that Xia Qingqing finally remembered and said to herself, "Isn't Aunt Si's birthday in March?"
She clearly remembered that in March, Cheng Yueyun specially bought a piece of high-end silk fabric and gave it to Si's mother as a birthday gift. Why was she celebrating her birthday again in June?
Maybe she remembered it wrongly, Xia Qingqing didn't think much about it.
It was noon the next day when Zhuang Hongye finally arrived. He was a little shy and acted like a thief. He looked around every few steps, acting furtively.
"Are you a thief?"
Xia Qingqing saw her from a distance. She was looking around furtively, not like Zhuang Hongye at all.
"Hey!"
Zhuang Hongye was startled, and only breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that it was her.
"Why are you so late today? Did you do something bad last night?"
Xia Qingqing made a joke unintentionally, but Zhuang Hongye reacted strongly. His face changed drastically and he denied it flatly, "The alarm clock is broken. I'll buy a new one after get off work. I'm going to the office!"
After saying that, she walked away in a hurry, walking very fast, as if there was a tiger chasing her.
Xia Qingqing didn't think much about it at first, but her reaction made her think too much.
Zhuang Hongye is a model worker and never comes late or leaves early. But he came so late today and looked guilty. Did he really do something bad last night?
Could it be that he did it together with Si Jinyi?
Xia Qingqing's face was full of interest. If it was true, it would be very interesting.
Mother Si was reporting the battle situation to her girlfriends: "Three are missing. Tsk tsk tsk, my Jinyi's fighting power is pretty good!"
As soon as Si Jinyi and Zhuang Hongye left the house, she went to check the results of the battle. Three family planning supplies were missing, which showed that the battle was fierce last night. The two bottles of Moutai she borrowed from her old friend were worth it, the effect was really good.
"It's all right if it works, ah!"
While Chen's mother was happy, she suddenly sighed when she thought of her troubled son.
"Even Jinyi has a wife, but my Yingjun is still wandering around, and he doesn't even know which direction his wife's door faces."
Mother Chen mentioned her youngest son with regret, and Cheng Yueyun and Si's mother both comforted her.
"Marriage depends on fate. Once fate comes, you can't stop it. Don't be anxious. Maybe handsome fate will come in the second half of the year!"
Chen's mother was miraculously comforted and said, "I don't have high requirements. I have no requirements for family background, appearance, or work. As long as this girl can control Yingjun and don't let him go out and mess around, that's enough."
No one knows a son better than his mother. Chen's mother knew very well what kind of person her son was. She felt that a weak girl could not control her son, so she had to be more aggressive.