Chapter 220 The plan to get Su Yinghuai drunk failed
Chapter 220 The plan to get Su Yinghuai drunk failed
"Who is so bold as to kick... Ouch! It's you, old nerd!" Shangguan Zhenhua raised his eyebrows, lowered his head, and sipped a mouthful of noodles: "Ah! It smells so good!"
"Shangguan Zhenhua, how dare you tease me!" Su Yinghuai strode in and was about to lecture him when he smelled an extremely fragrant scent.
The words that Su Yinghuai was about to say suddenly turned into a question: "What are you eating?"
"Your Excellency the Imperial Teacher!" Ye Tang and Xiao Jingxuan immediately stood up to greet him.
Shangguan Zhenhua sat still, while Ye Peng and Ye Ping'an looked curious.
Is this old gentleman the Imperial Teacher?
He looked very serious.
"You can call me Master Su when you are outside."
Ye Tang and Jamel Xiao changed their words at the same time: "...Master Su, how did you find this place?"
Su Yinghuai glanced at the two of them and said, "Have you forgotten what day it is today?"
Xiao Jingxuan shook his head: "I haven't forgotten. We learned literature in the morning and listened to your teachings. We remember it, but today is the opening day. As the host, we have to come and take a look. It's just a walk. Before you came, we had already agreed that you would go back in two quarters of an hour. We informed our grandfather about this in advance and asked him to tell you. Didn't he say it?"
Su Yinghuai immediately glared at Shangguan Zhenhua.
Shangguan Zhenhua continued to eat noodles and said vaguely: "Forgot!"
Su Yinghuai was so angry that he laughed: "You are really old, your memory is as bad as a baby's, you are really completely rejuvenated."
Shangguan Zhenhua: "You are older than I am."
Su Yinghuai responded indifferently: "My memory is better than yours. Since you know that I am older than you, why don't you call me brother?"
The two old men started quarreling as soon as they met. Ye Tang and Xiao Jingxuan quietly returned to their seats. It was not until the shopkeeper came in with the mutton noodles that Su Yinghuai restrained himself and sat down.
"Old man Su, you are not a greedy person, right?"
Su Yinghuai straightened his sleeves and said, "Who wouldn't be a little curious about the food they haven't seen before? I'm just not greedy, not that I don't like to eat."
Food is the most important thing for people. Unless one has health problems and cannot eat, most people cannot resist the temptation of delicious food.
Su Yinghuai felt that he was not special, he was just an ordinary person.
After tasting a mouthful of rice noodles, Su Yinghuai's old eyes lit up slightly. He ate the noodles neither hurriedly nor slowly. Although he liked it very much, he was very calm. His elegant manners were cultivated since he was a child. This temperament that was infused into his bones made him look particularly chic and dignified when he performed Qinggong.
Ye Tang raised an eyebrow at Jamel Xiao: “Master Su likes my rice noodles very much.”
Xiao Jingxuan's eyes moved, and he had an idea in his mind. He leaned close to Ye Tang's ear and said a few words, only to see Ye Tang's eyes getting brighter and brighter.
After finishing the mutton noodles, Su Yinghuai stood up and said, "We've finished the rice noodles, so we can go now. It's still early, so we can go back early and learn more."
"Ye Peng, Ye Ping'an, Xiao Jingxuan, Ye Tang, the four of you, follow me back to the Pingshan Palace."
He said, looking at Shangguan Zhenhua: "You teased me today, I am very unhappy, don't come this afternoon, they will continue with the literature class."
Shangguan Zhenhua was dissatisfied: "We agreed on one morning and one afternoon. You can't monopolize all the time."
Su Yinghuai pointed at Ye Peng and said to Shangguan Zhenhua with a smile: "If you don't agree, I will target your son!!"
Ye Peng: “!!!???” “What does it have to do with him?”
Shangguan Zhenhua took a deep breath, thinking that this was only the first day, and he had finally found such a free great scholar teacher for his children and grandchildren, so he couldn't let the man get angry and leave, so he endured it and said, "Okay, I'll give you my time this afternoon."
Ye Tang and the other three: "......"
No, can you two elders please consider our feelings? Are you trying to kill us by making us study literature for a day?
Ye Tang and his companions resigned themselves to their fate and followed Su Yinghuai back to the Pingshan Palace.
As soon as they got on the carriage and left, the Crown Prince and the princes came out.
"Was that the imperial teacher just now? Where is he taking Xiao Jingxuan and others?" The third prince who was standing next to the crown prince asked puzzledly. When he spoke, the chili slices stuck on his front teeth were exposed.
The Second Prince glanced at him and said, "Go rinse your mouth first, then talk!"
The Third Prince was a little annoyed: "You have a bad taste in your mouth too."
The prince said calmly: "Say less, the Imperial Master took them away for teaching purposes, don't forget that Xiao Jingxuan is also a prince."
Hearing this, the princes laughed with glee. Xiao Jingxuan was going to endure the same suffering they had experienced at the hands of the imperial teacher before.
Good, very good!
The prince snapped open the white jade bone fan in his hand. It was a great honor to be taught by the imperial teacher. However, not everyone could endure the imperial teacher's teachings.
Ye Tang and his group returned to the Pingshan Palace. When they entered, Ye Tang took out some pork jerky from a small cloth bag, and she and Xiao Jingxuan began to eat it with relish.
"This pork jerky tastes best when paired with a pot of wine," Ye Tang said with enjoyment.
Jamel Xiao agreed: "I can open the girl's red wine I hid now."
Shangguan Zhenhua's eyes widened: "When did you hide the pork jerky? Give me some."
Ye Peng and Ye Ping'an also came over.
Su Yinghuai looked at them in confusion: "What is pork jerky?"
Jamel Xiao's eyes lit up, and he said quickly, "A delicious snack."
Shortly after.
Ye Tang and his party were in Lanxin Courtyard, tasting fine wine, eating pork jerky and spicy dried radish, and toasting Su Yinghuai with glass of wine again and again.
One cup, two cups, three cups, four cups... ten cups, eleven cups, the wine is all finished, why is the old imperial teacher not drunk yet?
Ye Tang, Ye Peng, Ye Ping'an, and Xiao Jingxuan were all panicked.
Su Yinghuai put down the cup, closed his eyes and savored the food for a long while before he said to Ye Tang and the others, "I have tasted so many delicacies today, and each one is unforgettable to me. They are truly the most delicious food in the world. How about this, today's first lesson is to write a poem about food. The four of you go first and let me see your skills."
Ye Tang and the other three: "......"
Writing poetry about food?
Is it appropriate to write poetry on the first day of class?
After thinking hard for a long time, none of Ye Tang and the other three could come up with a poem.
Su Yinghuai's face darkened: "You are really good at eating, I can't explain it anymore. Today, I will definitely teach you four a lesson."
Su Yinghuai clapped his hands, and four servants of the Su family appeared carrying a large box of books.
The moment they saw those books, Ye Tang and the other three almost stopped breathing.
Help!
It’s three quarters after pm, time to go home from school.
Su Yinghuai walked out of the Pingshan Palace and got on the carriage back to the Su family.
In Lanxin Courtyard, Ye Tang and the other three were lying on the desk with a look of despair in their hearts. In front of each of them was a thick book. This was a book written by Su Yinghuai himself. It was very thick.
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