What a sin! The most handsome lazy man in the village married a crazy woman.

Chapter 414: A Crazy Family of Three

As the son of Jamel Xiao, Xiao Yunting has been exposed to poisons since he was a child and is extremely interested in them.

When he heard Liu An say that the medicine bottle contained poison, he immediately wanted to find a mouse to test the medicine, but was stopped by Ye Tang.

After having lunch at the clinic, the family of three said goodbye and left, then took a horse carriage to Wenggang Village and went straight to the Su family private school.

It was break time, the students were eating in the cafeteria, and Su Yinghuai was painting in the study.

He came out of the study only after learning that Ye Tang and the other two were coming. The moment he saw Xiao Yunting, the white-haired old man smiled widely.

"The great-grandson is here! Let the great-grandfather hug him. Oh! He is so heavy and solid." Su Yinghuai hugged little Yunting for a long time with admiration.

Xiao Yunting is not shy. He likes the elders in his hometown very much. They are very kind to him and give him gifts.

Su Yinghuai gave Xiao Yunting a set of writing brushes, ink, paper and inkstone.

Xiao Yunting, who had received poison and crocodiles, looked at the writing brush, ink, paper and inkstone and fell silent.

This gift is a bit scary!

After a few greetings, Ye Tang and his family of three followed Su Yinghuai to Huo Ziyan's grave.

Three years ago, before going to Haicheng, Xiao Jingxuan secretly returned to Tianan Prefecture, told Su Yinghuai Huo Ziyan's identity, and gave Su Yinghuai the letter written by Nalan Ze.

Nalan Ze intends to move Huo Ziyan's grave back to Penglai Kingdom, but Su Yinghuai and Ye Tang disagree.

Although my grandmother wrote a lot about her homesickness for Penglai in her notes, she also wrote about her love for Wenggang Village. She loved this beautiful little mountain village and she wanted to be buried here forever.

Seeing that they disagreed, Nalan Ze did not force them.

Two years ago, Nalan Ze came to Yuan Dynasty to visit Huo Ziyan once. At that time, he chatted with Su Yinghuai for a long time and stayed in the Ye family's old house for more than ten days.

At that time, Ye Tang and Xiao Jingxuan were busy with shipbuilding and did not return to Qingquan Village. They met Nalan Ze in Haicheng, and they were the ones who sent someone to secretly send Nalan Ze back to Penglai Kingdom.

"Have you finished all your work?" Su Yinghuai asked while sitting on a stone bench.

Ye Tang peeled an orange for him and said, "Not yet. My husband has to leave in a few days. Yun Ting and I will stay here."

"You and Yun Ting are not leaving?" Su Yinghuai asked in surprise, "Leaving Jingxuan alone outside, how pitiful he is!"

Ye Tang smiled and said, "Grandfather, you and your fifth brother and sister-in-law are getting old. I want to spend more time with you. My husband doesn't have time to accompany you, but Yun Ting and I have plenty of time."

Su Yinghuai frowned: "No, you must have something else to say. Stop hesitating and tell me clearly, what exactly do you want to do?"

Ye Tang smiled and said, "Nothing can be hidden from grandpa."

Jamel Xiao said: "Let me tell you."

He said to Su Yinghuai seriously: "Grandfather, Beiyi and Fusang are restless again. I'm afraid it won't be long before the battle starts. It's safest for my wife and Yun Ting to stay here. I will make good arrangements and protect you."

Su Yinghuai frowned: "Fusang and Beiyi have seemed to be doing well in the past three years, but they have actually been secretly planning how to invade our dynasty. They are like two malignant tumors. If we don't uproot them, they will keep making trouble."

Xiao Jingxuan smiled and said, "If they want to fight, I will accompany them to the end and make sure they never come back."

The Yuan Dynasty now has no shortage of food, silver, or weapons. If Fuso and Beiyi want to go to war, then let them fight. This time, he will lead the troops personally to crush Beiyi and Fuso!

Seeing Xiao Jingxuan so confident, Su Yinghuai smiled with relief: "You can be confident, but you must not underestimate the enemy."

"I know."

Ye Tang's family of three will stay at the Ye family's old house tonight and return to Qingquan Village after breakfast the next day.

After getting off the carriage, Xiao Jingxuan took Xiao Yunting to Ziyan Mountain without even entering the house.

"Wow! So many cherries!"

"what is this?"

“It’s pistachio!”

"Are these all grown by my mother?"

"That's right, my wife is unparalleled in the world and can grow anything."

"..."

The father and son chased each other on the mountain, picking two apples here, a dragon fruit there, and hitting the pig grass with sticks when they saw it.

They took a bite of an apple, a bite of a cherry, and then cracked a walnut. Before they finished eating, the father and son threw the food away and went to find something new to eat. They ate one and threw one away, which made the fruit and vegetable farmers frown.

"Waste food, waste food!"

Seeing the uneaten fruits thrown away by Xiao Jingxuan and Xiao Yunting, the servants in charge of Ziyan Mountain were heartbroken. If they had not taken into consideration that the father and son were their masters, they would have beaten them up long ago.

"Xiao Jingxuan, Xiao Yunting, what are you two doing?" Ye Tang's furious voice came.

When the servants saw Ye Tang, they rushed to complain as if they had seen a savior.

"Madam, you came at the right time. The master and the young master are wasting food!"

“They only take one or two bites of the fruit and then throw it away!”

"Only eat half of the cracked walnut!"

"When I was cutting grass for the pigs, I smashed all the vegetable seedlings!"

"..."

Ye Tang was so angry when he heard people complaining.

This father and son are really desperate. When they were in Haicheng, they did a lot of such stupid things.

Ye Tang picked up a stick and rushed towards Xiao Jingxuan and Xiao Yunting.

Xiao Jingxuan and his son were so exhausted from the beating that they ran away without waiting for Ye Tang to come over, even using their Qinggong skills.

Xiao Yunting kept yelling, "Mom, we didn't waste food. There were bugs in that apple!"

He even ate half a bug!

Jamel Xiao also shouted: “Walnuts are bitter and bad!”

"That seedling was an accident!"

Ye Tang didn't listen to their explanation at all, and just thought it was a quibble: "My hitting you was also an accident!"

call out!

She swung the stick and hit Jamel Xiao in the back.

Jamel Xiao fell from mid-air and pulled his son with him.

The father and son fell down together.

"Dad, you can throw your own things, why are you pulling me?"

"Father and son are united, sharing the difficulties and pains!" Xiao Jingxuan said as a matter of course.

Xiao Yunting screamed: "You are not my father, I don't know you!"

After a while, Ye Tang caught up and looked at Xiao Yunting sinisterly: "Am I your mother?"

Xiao Yunting's hair stood on end: "Yes."

Ye Tang looked at Xiao Jingxuan sinisterly again: "Am I your wife?"

Jamel Xiao’s smile was stiff: “Yes.”

Ye Tang added: "Choose one between a spanking on the palm or a spanking on the buttocks."

The father and son resigned themselves to their fate and stretched out their hands.

After a while, the palms of both father and son were red and swollen.

Ye Tang looked at them coldly: "Don't think that this is the end of the matter. You still have to write a self-criticism when you go back."

Jamel Xiao screamed: "What? My hands are broken, and I still have to write a self-criticism. I won't write it."

Xiao Yunting shook his head: "I won't write either."

Ye Tang raised his stick: "Then hit him again."

Jamel Xiao picked up his son and ran: "Your mother is possessed by evil spirits today, Dad will take you to the mountains for refuge!"

"Stop right there, you two!" Ye Tang chased after them.

As they ran, they saw Ye Tang getting closer and closer. In panic, Xiao Jingxuan took Xiao Yunting and climbed up a tree.

"Dad, why are you climbing a tree? Mom can climb trees, too." Xiao Yunting didn't understand. "Besides, you won't die if you get hit by Mom, but you'll be crippled if you fall from a tree."

Jamel Xiao sneered: "Your mother won't let us fall! In order to prevent us from falling, she will definitely spare us."

Xiao Yunting: “…” What’s his father thinking?

Jamel Xiao frowned and looked at the tree: "By the way, this tree looks a little familiar."

Ye Tang had already arrived under the tree. Looking at this familiar tree, she was speechless.

"Of course it looks familiar, this is the tree you climbed!"