GBP Chapter 142 Street Interview
Chapter 142 Street Interview
"Ah... there are so many people lining up." I looked at the crowd that stretched from the beginning to the end of the street and said with a headache, "Gojo Satoru, are you looking for us to have dessert or to suffer?"
"Why else do you think Nitro rejected us without even a second thought?"
Gojo Satoru said confidently, "That's exactly what we expected."
Isn't it because you are here that she refuses?
Glass, it's really hard for you to be a colleague of this kind of person.
"It's okay." Gojo Satoru waved his hand, "For the sake of delicious food, it's all worth it."
Jason Xia Yu was stuck between us helplessly and said listlessly, "It's so hot."
He glanced at the line that had to wait for at least an hour, "Wu, you're eating here by yourself, can't you let me go back?"
"Dame." Gojo Satoru and I looked at each other, "Absolutely Danme."
I crossed my arms over my chest and shook my head frantically, "I heard that you've been going crazy lately. You're actually thinking about losing weight!"
"Yeah, Jay." Gojo Satoru immediately followed up, "Look, even she thinks you're crazy."
"The child is growing up," I taught him, "how can he not eat?"
Xia Youjie: "...You are only a few years older than me, don't treat me like a child!"
I was not moved at all, and pointed at Gojo Satoru next to me and said, "Do you know why you are not as tall as that guy?"
Geto: “…….Why?”
"It's because you don't eat as much as he does!" I said bitterly, "Do you want him to call you shorty in the future?"
Gojo Satoru covered his mouth shyly, "Hey."
"Hehehe..." Xiayou Jie laughed expressionlessly and put his hand on my head, as if he was touching the head of a scepter. "Teacher Zenin, what are you talking about?"
"You are the shortest among us. Glass will soon be taller than you."
As he said this, he smiled at me and continued to finish off the opponent, "Shorty."
I:"......."
How can I repair it, Xia Yujie, you dark and weird little eyes with bangs who are hiding in the corner and growing mushrooms? I am considering your health, but you are making personal attacks on me.
"Alas." He sighed helplessly, dragged my arm and walked towards the queue store, "Okay, okay, since you love growing taller so much, let's go queue up now."
"I will feed you all the desserts we bought later, bite by bite. Don't say you can't eat it, Master Zenyuan."
.......How come he became the host?
"Wait a minute, Jay," I said. "I'm 25. I can't get any taller."
He stopped and smiled with a sinister and cunning look, "How do you know if you don't try?"
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"Three of you, are you available for an interview?"
When I was almost halfway through the line, a few people came out from nowhere and stood in front of me with cameras.
"Ah...well, well..." It's so hot and there are so many people in front of me, I really don't want to answer any messy questions.
"It's like this, if the interview is successful, we will give you a free dessert coupon." The host holding the microphone said, "And there are only 100 limited dessert coupons~"
Oops, I have a bad feeling.
Sure enough, Gojo Satoru, who was originally uninterested, brightened up. "Limited edition? Great."
"I knew it." Xia Youjie, who wanted to stop him, covered his head with a headache, "This guy can't walk when he hears about dessert..."
"Excuse me, are you an underground idol group?" The reporter put the microphone in front of me, who looked the most normal, mature and steady.
But why is the first question so weird?
"No." I shook my head, "How could it be possible..."
"That's right!" Gojo Satoru leaned over to the microphone and made a firing gesture, "We are the comedy idol artist group that is about to debut."
This "just now" refers to the decision you just made last second, right?
Also, why add idols when there are already funny elements?
There are too many mixed factors, and it will not be popular without vertical segmentation!
I took a deep breath and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense. In fact, I am their teacher and they are my..."
"Yes." Xia Youjie suddenly put his hand on my shoulder, shook his bangs, squinted and smiled, "We are preparing for our first performance when we debut."
"This Miss Yuriko plays a teacher, and we are her students."
"I see." The reporter showed an expression of sudden enlightenment, "Then your acting skills are really superb, there is no flaw at all."
"Yeah." Gojo Satoru interrupted at the right time, "Don't be fooled by her dull appearance. She's not as smart as the two of us. She's actually quite good at acting."
I:"........"
Gojo Satoru, you are such a scheming man, you actually put one down and praise two others.
"Mr. Reporter, we actually do..."
"Okay!" Gojo Satoru clapped his hands and happily interrupted my clarification again, "Any other questions?"
"Ah? Oh oh." The reporter came back to his senses.
"Our interview is actually a challenge. It tests how familiar we are with each other. You have to answer the questions within 30 seconds. However, if you answer one of the three questions correctly, you can get a free dessert coupon."
"That's so easy!" Gojo Satoru was eager to try, "Come on."
"Okay, let's listen to the first question." The reporter asked, holding the card in his hand, "What is the other party's favorite anime?"
"For Jay, it should be Pokémon?" I thought. It makes sense that Pokémon Masters love Pokémon the most, right?
"As for Satoru, it's definitely Doraemon."
"How could it be Pokémon/Doraemon!" the two people retorted at the same time.
"That makes sense," I said, "Isn't Jay a Pokémon Master?"
"As for Gojo Satoru," I thought of his "great achievements," turned my head and sneered at him, "You love Doraemon so much, right?"
Gojo Satoru, whose dark history was exposed, said: ".......It was an accident, okay? How could I have known that your skirt was so flimsy that it would actually rip!"
“Uh, hehe…” The reporter’s smile froze as if he had heard something incredible, “Ah, the skirt is torn.”
“Aaaaaaa…” I knew Gojo Satoru was outspoken but I didn’t expect him to be so outspoken. I also put on a mask of pain, “Excuse me, can you cut out this part?”
Now I absolutely cannot admit that I am a teacher, otherwise everyone will think that the Curse College is such a perverted school!
Teacher Ye Moth will definitely be pissed to death, right?
“Ahahahaha…” the reporter said guiltily, “Actually, this is a live broadcast…”
Ah...live broadcast...
Fortunately, I haven't heard of this program. I guess not many people have watched it.
The Internet was not yet well developed, so it is unlikely to have been passed down.
"Okay, now please tell me what is Ms. Yuriko's favorite anime."
Gojo Satoru: “Ah, this, this…”
Geto Summer Oil: “….”
I stood there with my arms folded, watching them as if they were a joke.
It would be weird if you could guess it.
My favorite anime is Jujutsu Kaisen. You never expected it, there are two Xiao Deng!
"Okay." The reporter cut off the stopwatch and said, "I failed the first challenge."
"So what's your favorite anime?" Gojo Satoru asked, shaking my arm.
"I won't tell you." I snorted.
"Second question," the reporter asked, "What is the biggest flaw in the other person's character?"
I asked curiously, “Can I only name one?
"Feel free to say more if you want."
"Oh." I became interested and pointed at Gojo Satoru and said, "This guy is in the late stage of Chuunibyou. He is arrogant and domineering, looks down on everyone, is heartless, has no ears, is childish, arrogant and has no manners..."
I said several in one breath, and then continued to output to Geto Xiayou, "As for this guy. He has small eyes and many thoughts, loves to hold grudges, likes to hide in dark corners and grow mushrooms, doesn't say what he should say, says a lot of things he shouldn't say, is full of bad intentions, and his bangs are weird..."
"Hmm..." Just when he was talking excitedly, Xia Youjie covered his mouth suddenly.
"Sorry." Xia Youjie narrowed his eyes and smiled gently, "Just skip this question."
"Humph." Gojo Satoru rushed over and ruffled my hair. "So you are scolding us under the guise of answering the question, right?"
Reporter: "Ahahahaha.....please listen to the next question."
"Which quality of the other person do you like most?"
Ah…this is the easiest question to answer.
"She's pretty." I answered without hesitation. "If I see her face, I can forgive everything."
"You're talking nonsense!" Gojo Satoru immediately jumped up, "When you beat us, have you ever been too gentle?"
"Look where I hit you in the face!" I retorted.
Geto Summer Oil: "That makes so much sense... I can't even refute it."
"Ah, then what do you two think are Ms. Yuriko's strengths?"
“Hmm…” Hearing him ask this, Gojo Satoru pretended to be troubled, “What are the advantages? I can’t think of one.”
Xia Youjie raised his hand and said: "He is very childish but likes to pretend to be mature, has a slow personality, likes to avoid problems and deceive himself, and has a bad memory..."
“Ah!” Gojo Satoru heard his answer and suddenly got inspired. He also said a lot, “He’s short, has a bad temper, loves to hold grudges, and it hurts when he hits people. And, he loves to pretend to be strong, but he’s actually a coward!”
"Hey." I sneered twice, "You have the nerve to say that I am using questions to criticize you two. Then what are you doing now?"
"You do the first day, and we do the fifteenth." Gojo Satoru blinked and said innocently.
"I clearly praised you for being handsome!"
"Being handsome is useless to you!" Gojo Satoru complained, "It shows how hard-hearted you are, woman."
Me: “Haha.”
Just be content. It already shows that I have a good temper that I don't use the Amesaki Boku to carry out assassinations in school in the middle of the night.
"Ahem..." The reporter cleared his throat and regained his attention. "Unfortunately, none of your three challenges were successful."
"Who should be blamed then?" I looked at Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru sideways and said sinisterly.
"But," the reporter continued, "as expected, you guys have a lot of talent as comedic idol artists!"
"Please accept this as a thank you for your wonderful performance."
He took out three exquisite free dessert coupons and said, "When you really debut, you must give me an autograph."
I took the coupon and saw the words "Summer" written in dark green cursive English letters on it.