GBP Chapter 330 Big Eater
Chapter 330 Big Eater
"What happened next after you walked out of the autopsy room?" asked Xia Yujie.
I tidied my clothes and walked out the door. It wasn't until the warm summer breeze blew across my cheeks that I finally felt alive.
I originally thought about finding a place to review what happened before.
However, I hadn't taken two steps before my hands and feet started to feel weak, my stomach growled, and my throat became unbearably dry.
Especially when the body has no strength, it is like being on a mountain thousands of meters above sea level. If you take a wrong step, your feet will feel empty and you can't reach the bottom. There is only a feeling of weightlessness and dizziness that keeps coming.
I stood there for a few seconds and then I felt it in my stomach. I was probably hungry.
But this is not surprising. Ryoumen Sukuna said that I had been "dead" for at least three days, lying in the morgue. Although I was not dissected, no one would feed the dead.
I hadn't eaten or drunk anything for at least three days and was so hungry that I first ran to the cafeteria of the technical college to find something to eat.
It was already late at night and there was no one inside. The rice and noodles were all raw and there was no fruit. I was so hungry that I simply ate a radish and half a head of raw cabbage.
It's almost no different from a mouse.
Just at this moment, I suddenly remembered that there was a refrigerator in Gojo Satoru's dormitory, which was specially used to store sweets and snacks.
As mentioned in last week's episode, he has his own apartment and does not live in the dormitory in the technical college all the time, so he is probably not there.
Thinking of trying my luck, I simply pried open the lock of the door and sneaked in.
Who would have thought that Gojo Satoru was not there, and I was caught red-handed by Geto Suguru.
Glancing at Xia Yujie with a guilty look, I swallowed my saliva and explained, "I don't usually do this kind of thing, but this time is an exception."
"Yes." Xia Yujie pushed the cake in front of me and said with a smile, "I believe you."
Me: "..." Why did I feel even more guilty after he said this? It felt like... I had done something similar before?
With my head down, I didn't dare look up at Geto Suguru, and silently finished the last piece of Black Forest cake in Gojo Satoru's refrigerator.
A few minutes passed quietly.
Just like this, the sky gradually brightened and the clock on the wall showed the time was 4:30 in the morning.
In a little while, the sky will be completely bright.
Xia Youjie looked at me and suddenly asked, "Are you full?"
I shook my head decisively: "No."
Not at all. I don’t know what my stomach is made of. Even with so much stuff in it, it feels like it’s just a foundation.
"There's nothing we can do..." Xia Youjie sighed softly and said, "Then let's go."
"Eh?" I was confused and asked blankly, "Where are you going..."
"I'll take you to find something to eat." He rummaged through his pockets, took out his phone, and waved it at me, "It's my treat."
"But..." I turned my head and glanced at the packaging bags thrown all over the place in front of the refrigerator. The porcelain cup that Xia Youjie had been holding in his hand was shattered on the floor, leaving a small hole and all the water splashed out.
It was a complete mess.
"What should we do over there?" I hesitated and asked, "Just leave it alone."
If Gojo Satoru came back during this time, he might think that his dormitory was invaded by thieves...
"It's okay." Xia Youjie said as he straightened his clothes, walked to the door, and said to me, "You're still hungry anyway, let's go eat something first, and then we'll clean up when we come back."
"As for Wu, he has to go on a business trip and shouldn't be back so early..." As he said that, he opened the door.
I stood at the entrance, my eyes slightly widened, and saw another person standing behind Geto Suguru.
He kept taking out the key, but the door opened by itself.
It is no exaggeration to say that time seems to have stopped at this moment.
Gojo Satoru's gaze stayed on my face for a few seconds, then moved to the ground, and then returned to my face with an extremely oppressive feeling.
"Wow," he said, "I didn't know there was such a thing as someone running here alive and kicking. I'm glad I didn't turn into a zombie."
Me: “……Ah?”
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As for the chosen dining location, I originally wanted to go to the 24-hour bar.
I still miss their curry pork chop rice and butter potatoes.
As a result, when I walked to the door, I was stopped by the security guard with the reason that "You don't look old enough, please show me your ID."
Ah...I am an illegal resident in this world.
But I was used to it before, and I was never stopped that time. I'm really going backwards.
That's fine.
What's worse is that when he saw two men behind me wearing eye patches, earrings and dressed strangely, his vigilance suddenly soared to the extreme.
"This little sister." He pointed at Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru and said, "How long have you known them? What's your relationship with them? Are they the ones who plan to take you in for a drink?"
Judging from his expression, he seemed to suspect that these two had ill intentions and were planning to get me drunk and then do something illegal.
"I've known them for a long time. They are my friends." I explained, wiping the sweat off my face. "I'm not planning on going in for a drink. I just want to eat something."
But Gojo Satoru just happened to say at this time: "We are her teachers~"
Now, the air was stagnant.
The security guard's eyes suddenly became sharp: "How can a teacher do such a thing? He must be a bad boy. Hey, don't think you can do whatever you want just because you are handsome!"
Xia Youjie poked Gojo Satoru's waist with his elbow very hard and tried to explain: "Sorry, don't listen to this guy. She is an adult, 25 years old this year, but she just didn't bring her ID..."
"Do you think I'm stupid? She looks about 25?" the security guard said. "One moment she's a teacher or a student, the next moment she's 25. You should tell the police!"
I:"……"
What followed was that he almost called the police to have them all arrested, and I had to go to great lengths to explain that they were not bad people.
Until the very end, the way he looked at me was as if he was looking at a young girl who had gone astray and been deceived.
"If you can't speak, can you shut up and be mute?" I complained resentfully, stroking my half-empty stomach as I walked down the deserted street. "One day I'll find a drug to poison you and make you mute!"
He always said things that could be easily misunderstood, but he looked innocent. The expression on his face was like a cat that was always in trouble and meowing, "It's not my fault. You guys are the ones who misunderstood."
“Eh…” Gojo Satoru scratched his head and added, “But we are your teachers…”
You deserve a beating.
“You’re not,” I deadpanned, “Neither are you, thank you.”
Anyway, after searching on the phone, we found a seat in a restaurant that opened early at this time when it was almost dawn.
"Xiaolongbao, siomai, egg yolk pastry, pancakes, hamburgers, French fries, cola, ramen..." This restaurant has everything. I listed the names of the dishes one by one from the beginning to the end. Suddenly, I felt the air was very quiet. When I looked up, I saw Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru looking at me.
"You're turning into a glutton," Gojo Satoru said in amazement, rubbing his chin. "You just raided my refrigerator like a swarm of locusts."
I:"……"
I glared at him and said unhappily, "You should be thankful that I didn't have the urge to bite anyone."
But even Gojo Satoru, who has two stomachs, said so. Am I really exaggerating?
...and it's hard to refute it, after all, I really ate his rice.
"Youxin." Xia Youjie's focus was slightly different. He said with a little concern, "You just ate so much, and now you're ordering so much. Can your stomach handle it?"
"Ah, it's okay." I took a bite of the egg yolk pastry and said embarrassedly, "After all, I have been lying dead for so long, it's normal to want to eat something."
"It's okay." Xia Youjie sighed and said, "But don't eat too fast. You choked just now."
...Wow, you are indeed a male mother, Jie. If you say a few more words, I will really follow you to rebel against the high school and establish the Panxing Sect.