Curse back: Gender-swapped cosplayers always meet the real person

Chapter 354 Basic Law on Spreading Rumors

Note: This chapter is two chapters in one

After he finished speaking, the expressions of Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru did not improve.

If I have to say it, it seems even uglier.

The three people looked at each other silently in silence. The air seemed to be filled with a crackling sound of electricity. If a fire was ignited, perhaps the entire restaurant would be blown up.

Although I don't know why things have turned out this way, the fighting instinct in my body tells me that if I don't do something, these three will start fighting.

Perhaps it is only when people are in desperate situations that they can realize their true potential.

My extremely smart brain was thinking back on the conversation just now, and suddenly a light bulb went off in my head, and I realized the ambiguity in the conversation between me and Geto Suguru.

But before I could say anything, Gojo Satoru spoke.

"Youxin." He was not intimidated by the "sunny relationship" I mentioned. His face still showed no obvious emotion. He just asked calmly, "What do you mean by almost?"

"Can the relationship between people be defined roughly?"

"Uh..." I choked and tried to explain, "It's not casual. What I mean is, Shen Er and I have known each other for a long time. He can be said to be my..."

“Wow,” he said. “Very.”

He put Fushiguro Shige's name into his mouth and then spit it out word by word. This light and slow way of speaking brought an unexpected sense of oppression for no reason.

He lowered his brows and said lightly, "It seems that it is really early. It is early enough that you can call him by his name."

"Why, I remember that three days ago, you didn't seem to have this attitude towards him at all."

I:"........."

That’s right, three days ago, I was jumping and cursing at Fushiguro Shige, and even thought about putting him in a sack and beating him up first.

But that was because I didn’t know he remembered me at the time.

Isn't it normal to call him by his original name when old friends meet again? I always called him by that name in the second round.

"Tsk, that's enough." Fushiguro Shigeki interrupted the conversation with an expression that said "I really can't stand this anymore."

He leaned forward, unceremoniously pressing his palm against my forehead and pushing it back until we were a good distance apart. Then he turned to Gojo Satoru and said, "She's a little silly and doesn't think before she speaks. If you want to know anything, just ask me directly."

"I promise, I'll tell you everything."

The last sentence was spoken with ups and downs, like a provocation.

"Okay." Gojo Satoru sneered, no longer looking at me, retracting his gaze and leaning back on the chair, "I won't ask her, I'll ask you."

Oh my God, a fight is really about to break out.

I shuddered and couldn't help but pick up the water cup on the table and gulp it down twice. Then I stood up and said loudly, "Well, I need to go to the bathroom. Why don't you guys chat first? I'll be back soon."

"Okay." Xia Youjie smiled with his fox eyes narrowed. He nodded at me and said, "It just so happens that I want to go too, Youxin, let's go together."

........This must be intentional, this must be intentional!

"Forget it." I sat back down cowardly, holding the water cup and resigned myself to my fate, "I suddenly don't want to go anymore."

If, and I mean if, they really want to fight, can they write a will first and transfer all their property to me before fighting?

Xia Yujie's smiling eyes were fixed on me.

After I gave up and left, he folded his long legs and sat firmly in place, still maintaining that calm look.

I:"........"

In fact, it can be seen that these two people are adhering to the philosophy of high school teachers. They were angry when they saw me and Fushiguro Shigekiru running out to drink at night and were afraid that I would be cheated.

Think about it from another perspective. If it was Tsu Miki, Nobara, Mimiko or Nanako sitting here today, and the man in front of me was a man with a bad personality and extremely bad character, I think I would also be angry.

Emmm... No, wouldn't this just boost others' morale and destroy my own prestige?

The more I think about it, the more I feel that I am at fault. But I am not wrong, right? This is definitely due to Fushiguro Shigeru's bad reputation!

If it was Nanami sitting here today, wouldn't all the problems be solved naturally?

Anyway, no matter what, Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru seemed to be holding back their anger because of my deception and concealment.

And Fushiguro Shige's action just now was like a clarion call for a charge, instantly fanning the fire to its highest point.

"I ask, you tell me." Gojo Satoru asked, "What on earth did you do in the past three days to cause such a big change in her attitude?"

"Tsk, didn't I tell you?" Fushiguro Shier tapped the bottle mouth with chopsticks and answered nonchalantly, "She and I have known each other for a long time. We lost each other for a while, and the last time we met, she recognized me before she left."

"So, we agreed to meet again today. What on earth are you making all the fuss about?"

"When did you two meet?" Xia Yujie asked again.

"Twelve years ago," I blurted out, "In 12."

The crisp sound of knocking on the glass suddenly stopped, and Fushiguro Shigeu turned his head and gave me an ambiguous look.

I looked back, confused.

What the hell, am I right, what is the purpose of him winking at me like that?

"12 years ago." Xia Youjie's eyebrows moved slightly. He stared at me intently, and his expression became more solemn for some reason. "Youxin, according to the age you provided, you were only 13 that year?"

"Uh, yes..."

"No, she was just this small at the time." Fushiguro Shige suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed to a position flush with the edge of the table, and said, "She was wandering on the street and I picked her up."

Me: “…Huh?”

No, I have been wandering the streets since I was a child.

It was you who almost died and I dragged you back home and rescued you. I was merciful and raised you for several months. Fushiguro, even if you are spreading rumors, you have to abide by the Basic Law!

He glanced at me leisurely and continued, "He has a bad temper. He eats my food, wears my clothes, lives in my house, uses my things and spends my money. He always says that his principle is not to owe others anything and will repay me in the future. But he disappeared without a trace, and didn't leave me a penny...hiss!"

I withdrew my foot that had successfully carried out the sneak attack, curled my lips, and rolled my eyes.

Fushiguro Shigeki turned his head and glared at me.

Xia Youjie glanced over here calmly and continued to ask: "So, this is why Hui calls Youxin aunt?"

"That's right." I nodded quickly and said, "I took care of Hui and Tsu Miki for a long time!"

"But Megumi was old enough to remember things at that time," Gojo Satoru asked, "Why doesn't he seem to recognize you?"

"Tsk, why don't you ask him about this? How would we know?" Fushiguro Shigeu finally got tired of playing with chopsticks. He threw them aside and stared at the two of them. He said with disdain, "He has a bad brain and has forgotten everything."

"If he doesn't do his best, how can he expect others to help him remember it?"

Wow... I always feel like he scolded several people with just one sentence.

"Anyway." He raised his thin eyelids, first glanced at Gojo Satoru, then at Geto Suguru, and finally back at me, calmly and confidently, "Although I'm not a good person, I wouldn't do anything to her."

"This damn girl has never been in my consideration."

Gojo Satoru and Geto Xiayou didn't say anything. They didn't say they believed it, nor did they say they didn't believe it.

However, judging by their expressions and my understanding of them, they probably believed it.

"Of course." Fushiguro Shier opened his hands, one on the left and one on the right, pressed them on the edge of the table, raised the corners of his lips, and said lightly in a very light tone, "She will not be within your range."

"So, everyone should put their hearts back in their stomachs."

The scene fell silent, and no one commented on this.

And I...and I have a feeling that everyone tacitly dislikes me.

What did he mean by that just now?

It's fine if you look down on me, but you also have to involve Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru?

Although I don't really care if anyone likes me, this sentence is too rude.

You know, I have received thirty-eight contact numbers today, so why do I need you to keep talking here?

"Ahem." I cleared my throat, trying to get back to the distorted topic. "Anyway, this is what happened."

"Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, there shouldn't be any problems between you two, right?"

After a silence of about ten full seconds, Gojo Satoru didn't say anything, and Xia Yujie nodded and said, "Well, Yushin, it doesn't exist anymore."

"Okay then!" I instantly felt refreshed, as if I had turned the tables and was now the master again. I straightened my chest and confidently said, "Then shouldn't you apologize to me?"

Gojo Satoru: “What are you apologizing for?”

"About you following me here and making up stories about my relationship with Shen Er!" I slammed the table in dissatisfaction and said loudly, "Shouldn't you apologize?!"

Xia Yujie sighed softly.

"Youxin, I really envy you."

Me: “…? What do you envy me for?”

"Nothing." He paused for a moment, then said to me seriously, "I'm sorry, Ms. Yushin Yuji, I misunderstood you."

"Hmm." I nodded and glanced at him sideways, "Anything else?"

"I won't follow you around anymore."

"anything else?"

"...I will not distort your relationship with Fushiguro Shiori anymore."

"Yeah." I accepted his assurance with satisfaction and turned my gaze to Gojo Satoru.

If eyes had substance, I would have pierced him like a sieve.

"Stare—" He didn't say anything.

I stare again——

His head turned away.

I continued to "stare"

"Alright." Gojo Satoru blinked and said, "Just like Jay, I apologize to you, okay?"

"That's more like it." I crossed my arms and said, "We are just a simple stepbrother and sister. If you want me to support him like a rich woman, forget it!"

After thinking about it, I still felt uneasy and added: "Don't doubt me anymore. If you continue like this, I will directly spread rumors that you are having an affair with Fushiguro Shijiro."

If I don't have a good life, no one else will have a good life!

"Tsk, how dare someone like you say you are my sister?" Fushiguro Shige'er's face darkened as he heard this, and he said with great disgust, "Who would be interested in these two brats?"

"That's still better than being a fifty-year-old uncle who's about to be buried." Xia Youjie picked up the water cup and took a sip, saying lightly.

"Yeah." Gojo Satoru also echoed, "Really, Youxin, even if you want to spread rumors, I really can't like this kind of man... who is old and ugly."

"Haha, you act like you're so young." Fushiguro Shigeru was not angry at all, and even calmly retorted, "Two men who are almost 30 years old have never even touched a woman's hand, what are you pretending to be."

"Maybe the functions of the body are not complete."

...Function? What function? What function... Can I explain this?

What the hell... Your words are a bit too aggressive. If you get beaten to death later, I won't be responsible for collecting the body.

Fortunately, the waiter who had been hiding in the kitchen for a long time probably noticed that the atmosphere had become a little more relaxed, and finally popped his head out tremblingly and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, our store is about to close, you..."

He held his breath, his eyes wandering among the four of us, finally stopping at Xia Youjie, who looked the most friendly, and asked in a low voice: "Who will pay the bill?"

"Let me do it." Xia Youjie stood up and said helplessly, "I'll go to the bar with you to pay the bill."

The money for the first round had already been paid, and we didn’t order much for the second round, so Xia Yujie didn’t have to pay much.

For some unknown reason, Gojo Satoru also stood up and walked away.

This also gave me the opportunity to talk to Fushiguro Shigeu alone.

I quietly breathed a sigh of relief, leaned forward a little and whispered, "It seems that they will not make random guesses anymore."

"Yeah." Fushiguro Shinji responded lazily.

"Although what you said is not entirely true, I will stick with this version of the story for now."

"Stop." Fushiguro Shiori stretched out a finger, pushed me back, and said with disdain, "If you want to talk, just talk. Why are you getting so close?"

"I'm just afraid they might hear it," I said awkwardly.

"You're afraid they'll hear you." Fushiguro Shier stared at the two people talking at the bar, and said sarcastically in a sarcastic tone, "Then I'm afraid I'll be mistaken for an older scumbag who asked a female student out for a drink in the middle of the night and was ready to assault her."

"And," he added, "I found you on the street. You eat my food, drink my water, and live in my house. I am your savior. If you don't agree, just keep it to yourself."

I:"......."

Damn, this guy is trying to turn the tables. I'm impressed that there are still people like him these days.

But I really have to hold it in now.

After searching my empty pockets, I thought about the days when I would not be able to use my bank card, so I simply stretched out my hand to him and said confidently, "Since you are my benefactor, give me some money."