GBP Chapter 458 The words of tiger and wolf
Chapter 458 The words of tiger and wolf
"Wait, when did Sister Youxin and Teacher Nanami get together???"
As Nobara Kugisaki blurted out the incoherent question, the situation fell into a deeper stagnation for a moment.
"You'll have to ask them about that," Nanami Kento replied.
Zhang Xiang was the first person to react.
"How can you be so careless about getting married? Onii-chan, I will never allow it!"
His two braids were sticking up, and his eyes revealed a sense of "Although this pig is handsome, excellent, motivated and very reliable, he is not allowed to take my sister's cabbage."
"If you want to date someone, you should at least be sincere! What's the point of just talking like that?"
Haibara Yu, who was always out of the situation, looked at Zhang Xiang blankly, then looked at Nanami Kento, scratching his hair in confusion and asked: "What happened? We were still talking about love, how did you jump to marriage all of a sudden?"
Geto Xiayou's eyes flickered, and for the first time his fox eyes failed to bend. The expression on his face was a little stiff. He looked at Gojo Satoru, opened his mouth, but no words came out.
"Okay, Nana Ming." Gojo Satoru jumped out and started to make trouble according to the meaning of his words. "I knew you were a guy with evil intentions. You actually asked for marriage after climbing up the ladder. You are even more frivolous than your cousin who flirts with you and proposes to you everywhere."
"From today on, I'm going to call you Playboy Nanaming. No, play boy, play boy Nanaming!"
"You can call me whatever you want." After four rounds of training and trials, Nanami Kento, who was usually not easily amused, showed amazing magic resistance. He said calmly, "It's just that I don't understand what you said, Gojo-senpai."
"Can seriously proposing future plans and realizing them after being confessed to be considered frivolous? Is it that playing with other people's feelings and then running away as a boss that is responsible? Or do you think that every man who approaches Miss Youxin with such expectations is harboring evil intentions?"
"Eh?"
"More importantly, no matter which definition is used, you, Gojo-senpai, are far more frivolous than I am. If I am a playboy, then shouldn't you be called Manhua Gongzi?"
"...Pfft." Xiayou Jie couldn't help but let out a smile. Noticing Gojo Satoru's look, he waved his hand and said, "Gummie, Satoru, I think Nanami is right."
"Senior Geto, you don't need to gloat over his misfortune." Nanami Kento turned his firepower and continued, "Compared to Senior Gojo, you seem to be more popular with women. When you were the leader of the Pansei Cult, it was said that there were often female members who joined because they were attracted by you."
"From this perspective, I do seem to be more suitable as a marriage partner," he said. "After all, I don't rely on my good looks to cause trouble, I don't flaunt myself like a flower that attracts bees and butterflies, and I don't have the bad habit of attracting a lot of women to line up to take photos with me at every turn."
"I guess your two figures have already appeared in hundreds of mobile phones."
Gojo Satoru: "..."
Xia Youjie: "..."
Huihara Yu, who was listening on the side, took a deep breath and said, "Nanami has silenced Gojo-senpai and Geto-senpai so much that they can't even utter a word."
The frustration that had been suppressed for a long time due to overtime and pranks was finally properly vented. Although he still maintained his calm and serious personality, Nanami Kento still raised the corners of his lips and revealed a comfortable smile.
After killing like crazy in one breath, he raised his wrist to check the time, and waited leisurely for the person or group of people in front of him to start a fight. He could then make a few excuses and probably get away.
If you arrive in time, you might be able to buy the new limited edition products from your favorite bakery.
The sixth sense developed through years of working overtime told Nanami Kento that if the sky fell, these people would still be there to support it, but if it didn't collapse, he'd better get out of here quickly, otherwise he would be the one to collapse.
"Well, it seems that we have reached a consensus." Nanami Kento put down his wrist and said to Fushiguro Megumi and Kugisaki Nobara, "It just so happens that you are all here, so come with me back to the high school to learn how to use cursed tools."
Fushiguro Megumi and Kugisaki Nobara stared back at him with dull eyes. In a short period of time, they received too much information, and now the information is overloaded, and the system is down.
However, something unexpected happened one after another. There is a saying that goes, "There is always someone stronger than the strong." When a group of sleeping dragons gather together, there will definitely be more than one phoenix chicks that can emerge.
And this Phoenix Hatchling is none other than Fushiguro Shigeki.
"That's fine." He seemed to be in a very good mood, nodded calmly, took two steps forward and walked in front of Nanami Kento, and said, "But if that's the case, why bother waiting three or four years to get married?"
"Today is a very auspicious day." He glanced at his phone and showed the small print on the calendar, which read, "November 11rd is a good day for funerals, burials, travel, engagements, weddings, setting up beds, and praying for children. Except for dating, everything else is auspicious."
"It just so happens that I have all her identity documents." Fushiguro Shigeki raised his chin and said meaningfully, "How about we go fill out the marriage form today?"
"Wha...what?"
The smile on Nanami Kento's face froze. He felt as if his brain had short-circuited for a few moments. He asked in disbelief, "Are you serious?"
"What else?" Fushiguro Shige replied, "Who would come to you to pretend?"
"Lao Sui said that I prefer you to those guys who like to lie, cheat, stalk, and imprison." He said simply, "I like you more."
Nanami Kento: "...Why on earth would you compare me to a criminal suspect like this?"
I didn't feel the slightest bit happy or proud when being praised like this.
"Wait a minute." At this moment, "Yushin Yuji", whose attention had been on Fushiguro Megumi, suddenly said, "I changed my mind."
"I don't want this man anymore."
“She” pointed at Fushiguro Megumi and said, “I want this.”
"...Huh?" Fushiguro Megumi's head was about to explode. He jumped up, and because he was too shocked to hear such a fierce word, he stammered, "Girl... No, Sister Youxin, what on earth are you talking about?!"
"I'm more interested in you than him." She said in a rather ordinary tone, "To put it simply, I'm attracted to you."
“?…?…?!” He was speechless and could not utter a word, “I’m attracted to you…I’m attracted to you…” These words drilled into his cerebral cortex like a brainwashing song he heard accidentally in a shopping mall, and began to repeat endlessly.
"Emm..." Fushiguro Shigeki narrowed his eyes and thought for a while, then went on and nodded decisively, "That's fine, anyway, the benefits should be kept within the family."
"But he's not old enough yet, so he can't get a certificate for now."
"Boom!"
His words exploded in Fushiguro Megumi's brain like a bolt from the blue. He opened his eyes wide and said in the most terrified and frightened tone of his life: "Hey, Dad, are you crazy?!"
"Anyway, you don't have anyone you like now." Fushiguro Shige shrugged and said indifferently.
"That can't be Sister Youxin!" he said angrily.
How is this different from the matchmaking between Kudo Shinichi and Dr. Agasa in Detective Conan? ? ?
If he's so idle that he's getting Alzheimer's, he should find a hole to bury himself in, water it and wait for it to sprout. Why is he messing around with these random things?
"Nanami." The bystander Huiyuan Xiong hesitated for a moment, then walked slowly to Nanami Kento and asked in a low voice, "By the way, does this count as being dumped?"
Nanami Kento: “…” Haibara, you really are talking about things that are not relevant to the topic.
"Not really." He sighed helplessly, "How can you call it being dumped when it didn't even begin?"
In fact, he had begun to regret his decision to follow Gojo Satoru and his group to find Yuji Yushin today.
At first, it was just because after my memory was restored, I felt grateful for her actions and contributions. But also because there were so many accidents that happened before, I felt a little worried.
But the fact is that when there are these people around, the farther away he is, the safer he will be!