Who taught you to be a recruit like this?

Chapter 318 Ge Zhiyong: Do you think I look like an idiot?

The next morning, it was a little after five and it was pitch dark.

Ge Zhiyong in the ward was suddenly awakened by the urge to urinate.

At the beginning, I had to use a catheter because of my limited mobility.

But because it was so uncomfortable to have that thing inserted, it was finally pulled out at his strong request.

Ge Zhiyong, who was in a hurry to urinate, pressed the call bell beside the bed twice, but the nurse on duty seemed to be asleep or busy with other things, so he did not come in time.

The feeling of holding urine made Ge Zhiyong very uncomfortable.

This also made him more impatient and he pressed the call bell twice more.

Ding dong ding dong ding dong...

At this time, Ge Zhiyong vaguely felt someone coming to his bedside.

But because it was pitch dark and he couldn't see clearly, he instinctively thought that the nurse had arrived.

"Sister, I've been ringing the call bell so hard it's almost smoking. Why are you here just now?"

"If you were any slower, I would have wet the bed, and you would have had to change my sheets and blankets."

The figure in the dark didn't say a word, but slowly helped him up and supported him to the bathroom next door.

When the switch was pressed, the sudden brightness made Ge Zhiyong's pupils shrink sharply, and he couldn't open his eyes because of the dazzle of the fluorescent light.

He walked to the toilet in a daze and was about to use his hands to show his baby.

Suddenly he saw that the person next to him was also wearing a hospital gown like him.

Ge Zhiyong was confused, really confused.

He slowly raised his head and immediately saw a smirking face.

"What's the matter, Captain? Do you need some help?"

"Fuck!" Ge Zhiyong immediately cursed: "Qin Feng!"

"You, you, you, why are you here? Why are you wearing a hospital gown? The wound on your face..."

"Oh, this is a long story." Qin Feng wiped the gauze on his face: "Are you going to pee or not? Hurry up, I still need to pee after this."

"Oooo!"

Ge Zhiyong quickly opened the floodgates to release water.

But his eyes were not fixed on the toilet, but he was looking at Qin Feng.

Qin Feng moved his head to the side, otherwise the scene would be really embarrassing.

Then he asked Ge Zhiyong to stand by the door.

Before peeing, I said, you’ve been feeling a little hot lately, so you need to eat more fruits.

Ge Zhiyong's old face turned red. He had never felt so embarrassed even when he was dating Zhu Huihui.

Qin Feng pulled up his pants, washed his hands, and wiped his hospital gown twice.

Then he helped him to the bed and let him lie down again.

"Qin Feng, you haven't told me yet, how did you get in?"

"Oh oh oh, I almost forgot."

Qin Feng sat cross-legged on the bed and said with a smile, "This is what happened. Two days ago, oh no, three days ago... I was hungry at night, so I ran to the cafeteria to look for something to eat, but there was nothing there."

"So, I found that kid Chen Sanxi, borrowed a cass stove, and planned to secretly make a hot pot in the dormitory."

"Unexpectedly, this Kaslu... BOOM!"

Qin Feng suddenly raised his voice, and his exaggerated movements scared Ge Zhiyong.

Qin Feng continued with a smile: "It happened so suddenly, it exploded, and then I was sent to the hospital. After getting stitches, I was sent here to recover."

Ge Zhiyong's eyelids twitched. "What the hell are you talking about? I was cooking hot pot in the middle of the night, and the stove exploded, and I sent it here to you. Do you think I'll believe it?"

"Do you think I'm a three-year-old kid who's so easy to fool? If you said I heated eggs in the microwave and they exploded, that would be more like it!"

"That's right, it was the eggs that exploded!" Qin Feng said with a grin, "First the eggs exploded, then I didn't get to have my midnight snack, so I burned the hot pot, and then the gas stove exploded."

The corners of Ge Zhiyong's mouth were almost twitching, and his expression looked like, "Do you think I'm an idiot?"

At this moment, he seemed to suddenly think of something and asked quickly.

"Qin Feng, did those bastards come to cause trouble again while I was away?"

"No?" Qin Feng said sincerely, "Ever since you were sent to the hospital, the higher-ups have taken it very seriously. They immediately had a serious negotiation with them and warned them not to come here again. Now those people are more obedient than grandchildren."

"They have a high-ranking official there, called Lai, Lai... Scorpion Lai Lai?"

"Leisinger!"

"Yes, yes, it's this Schwarzenegger who even died to atone for his crimes."

"What? Lessinger died to apologize? You, you tell me stories again, or make fun of me?" Ge Zhiyong's eyes widened, not even a punctuation mark was used.

Qin Feng shrugged: "It's true. If you don't believe me, go back and ask someone after you're discharged from the hospital."

Although Qin Feng looked sincere, he didn't seem to be lying.

But Ge Zhiyong still looked doubtful and obviously didn't believe it.

Those people who eat dirty soup are all scoundrels with lumps on their heads and mysterious self-confidence.

Will they behave themselves just because of two or three warnings?

As for that fellow named Lessinger...

He specifically looked for this guy's information on the Internet. He was a very radical and ruthless guy.

If he hadn't been provoking trouble again and again, there wouldn't have been so many troubles.

But these days, Ge Zhiyong has been lying in the ward, and he doesn't know what is happening outside, so naturally he doesn't know whether what Qin Feng said is true or false.

However, no matter how stupid he was, he knew that Qin Feng must be hiding something from him.

The cask furnace exploded....you must be kidding!

As for Zhao Pengfei and Guo Haitao.

When the two of them came back, they were flirting with each other, and Ge Zhiyong concluded that they were also hiding something from him.

Ten million in funding was allocated just like that?

When did money become worthless?

This is not toilet paper!

Ge Zhiyong scratched his head and frowned, guessing suspiciously.

Could it be that it was because my deeds were too heroic this time that they were reported as typical by the higher-ups, becoming a model and example for everyone to learn from?

So the higher-ups approved these funds just to reward us?

Well...I'm afraid this is the only possibility!

Ge Zhiyong suddenly understood everything as if he had suddenly been enlightened.

He suddenly felt that this beating was totally worth it!

Just by lying down for a few days, the army received a grant of 10 million yuan. If he lay down for a while longer, could he get even more?

Thinking of this, Ge Zhiyong quickly pretended to be sick.

While muttering that he couldn't take it anymore and felt dizzy, he lazily lay down on the hospital bed and decided to take a nap.

Seeing him like this, Qin Feng could naturally guess what he was thinking, so he simply covered himself with the quilt and prepared to take a nap for a while.

But when he closed his eyes, he couldn't help but think of the girl named Xiao Diwei.

We learned from the doctor that little Divi's life was saved.

However, due to long-term malnutrition, his body was too weak and he was still in danger of death.

He is currently still being observed in the ICU of a local hospital.

You have to wait until the critical period is over before you can be transferred to a general ward.

Therefore, Qin Feng could not see her for the time being. He could only wait until she passed the dangerous period and woke up.

The two of them just lay in their respective hospital beds and slept soundly until noon.

Ge Zhiyong, who was sleeping on the bed near the door, heard footsteps.

He opened his eyes drowsily, with fresh eye boogers hanging from his eye sockets.

The scene in front of Ge Zhiyong's eyes gradually became clear, and then he was shocked.

I saw a group of big men with general stars on their shoulders, holding flowers and carrying fruit baskets, walking in quietly from outside the door.

Seeing them coming towards him, Ge Zhiyong quickly suppressed his excitement, closed his eyes and continued to pretend to be asleep, but in his heart he was already popping champagne and setting off fireworks.

"Oh my god! So many high-ranking officials are lining up to offer their condolences and warmth to me. This is too high a standard!"

"Ge Zhiyong, Ge Zhiyong, you're so awesome! Your life is worth it! All you need to achieve immortality is a picture on the wall!"