GBP Chapter 1286 Specialization is specialization, and classics are classics!
Chapter 1286 Specialization is specialization, and classics are classics!
Miss Yuan never expected that after dyeing her hair yesterday, it would turn yellow today, and she almost got assigned to a project to crack down on pornography.
Lin Mo finally realized what the traffic policeman meant when he said, "It's yellow, but it's a woman."
So if Miss Yuan were a man, they would all have been thoroughly investigated and questioned today?
After Lao Wan left, Lin Mo drove his father's old car into the garage in the yard.
The others chattered amongst themselves in the living room, discussing the top scholar's achievements.
Miss Yuan: "I suddenly feel that my yellow hair doesn't look so good anymore. I'll dye it back in a couple of days!"
Liu Ruyan: "It really doesn't look good, but I can understand the mayor's attitude. After all, who wouldn't be angry in this situation!"
Our city finally produced a top scholar; if that guy really manages to trick Huang Mao into going to a vocational school, he'll probably become famous!
If I were the mayor, my first suspicion would be whether this blond guy is a foreign spy, and secondly, I'd investigate whether he's an undercover agent for the neighboring city's political rivals. That's incredibly malicious!
Sichuan girl: "That's true, but this girl doesn't look very smart either. She's a top scholar, she could have any kind of man she wanted, why did she have to go and marry a blond guy!"
The class monitor rolled his eyes at him and said, "Don't you know that a woman's IQ drops when she's in love? Besides, how old is she? If she were any older, she wouldn't be so easy to fool!"
Liu Ruyan: "That's true. I saw it with my own eyes when I was in college. A girl in the dorm next to ours was capable of doing anything stupid for love."
To win back her ex-boyfriend, she wrote a long essay of over 3,000 words. Worried he wouldn't have the patience to read it, she even made a PowerPoint presentation to accompany it, bolding the key points and highlighting the main arguments in red. We all advised her not to send it, saying he wouldn't read it anyway, but she sent it anyway. The only response he got was "Let's break up!"
Everyone:
More than three thousand words, presented as a PowerPoint presentation with pictures and videos—I swear, writing a thesis isn't this hard!
Just then, Lin Mo walked over and said with a smile, "I think the people who are most upset are our high school principal, those leaders, and the girls' homeroom teachers!"
Everyone was counting on this top score as a result, hoping for a promotion and a raise. But then that blond guy interfered, and now the girl is in the hospital. If I were that principal, I'd be in the hospital too!
"It's alright, thankfully it's nothing serious. I should be able to recover by the time school starts, so it won't be a problem. Otherwise, if I really went to a vocational school, the mayor, the principal, the homeroom teacher, and even the principal of that vocational school wouldn't have a good ending!" He Xiaoyue said with a smile.
Director Wang nodded in agreement: "That's right. Even if the poverty alleviation office embezzled the money, it wouldn't be such a big problem. This blond guy is already courting death! Sister Yuan, I'm not talking about you, please don't mind me!"
Miss Yuan:
It has to be said that Miss Yuan's newly dyed yellow hair has made her a target of everyone's hatred here, which has somewhat broken her spirit.
Seeing that it was still early and his parents wouldn't be back for a while, Lin Mo thought for a moment and then led everyone up the mountain.
There's not much in Qinghe Village, just lots of mountains, water, and fruit trees. Although many fruits aren't ripe yet, the apricots seem ready to eat.
Others might not know, but Miss Yuan was quite excited. The group changed their shoes and rushed up the mountain. The crops in the fields were already half a person tall, a lush green that looked festive.
"This must be corn. By the way, is it ready to eat now?" Miss Yuan asked.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo shook his head: "Not yet, it should be at least late July!"
"Ah~~ it's been so long. How much does grain cost per pound now?" Miss Yuan asked, somewhat disappointed.
Lin Mo shook his head again: "I'm not really sure either, but corn costs a few cents to a little over a dollar!"
"So cheap?" Miss Yuan was somewhat surprised.
Lin Mo laughed and said, "That's right, farmers don't make much money by farming, at least not here. Each family only has a few acres of land!"
However, those who bought the grain made a lot of money; for every cent the grain price increased, they could earn hundreds of thousands more!
Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan's eyes lit up: "Mo Zai, I have a bold idea!"
"Wait a minute!" Upon hearing this, Lin Mo instinctively stopped him, then continued, "Your audacious idea is still incredibly audacious!"
"You know what I'm going to say, don't you?" Miss Yuan asked.
Lin Mo shook his head: "I don't know, and I don't want to know, but I know you definitely don't have any good ideas!"
"No way, my idea is definitely going to make money. What do you mean, if we put in a little more money, we can buy grain at a low price locally and then sell it at a high price? Wouldn't that make us a fortune?"
"It's definitely not feasible nationwide. We can create a regional monopoly. Then we can raise the price of grain to 10 yuan per kilogram. Small grain farms can make hundreds of thousands of yuan just by raising the price by one cent. If we create a giant grain farm, how can we not make hundreds of millions or even millions of yuan just by raising the price by one cent? If it rises to 10 yuan, wow~~" Miss Yuan did the calculations in her mind and was shocked by her own actions. This was simply outrageous profit!
Everyone:
"Sister Yuan, do you know what acute iron poisoning is?" Director Wang asked, speechless.
Having grown up in the countryside, he knew all too well the price of grain.
Miss Yuan: ? ? ?
"What do you mean!"
Lin Mo: "It means that you can choose whether your blood type is 7.62 or 5.56."
Let me put it this way: raising prices by even one yuan would get you shot, and you're raising them by ten, plus you're trying to create a regional monopoly. Then you'll see what it means to have your insurance policy turned upside down!
"Hehehe, she's just thinking about it. Although Uncle Yuan is quite rich, he really doesn't have the strength to achieve a regional monopoly. That would require a huge amount of cash flow!" Liu Ruyan sneered from the side.
There are ways to make big money, most of which are covered by criminal law. As for the trick of inflating grain prices, people have tried it throughout history, but countless experiences tell us that hoarding grain is acceptable, but you also need to hoard guns along with grain, otherwise you'll just be easy prey. Seeing this, the squad leader couldn't help but laugh helplessly: "I have to say, Lin Mo, your area is truly a blessed place."
First, there was the case of Huang Mao abducting the top scorer in the college entrance examination, which caused the mayor to be so angry that he was hospitalized and a city-wide crackdown on Huang Mao was launched. Then, Sister Yuan is going to invest here, wanting to monopolize grain and control grain prices. If the mayor had a heart condition, he would have been in the ICU eight times over by now.
In this place, the mayor has changed three times in two years. Even Tang Sanzang would have faced a tribulation if he passed through here. It truly is a place where talented people emerge in great numbers!
Everyone:
As expected of a talented woman from Tianjin, the hometown of crosstalk, her words are always spot-on!
At five o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Mo's phone rang. It was his mother calling; the two elders had already arrived.
Upon hearing this, everyone hurried down the mountain. Miss Yuan's skirt was stuffed full of wild apricots, and everyone returned in high spirits.
Since the two elders brought back the ingredients, they can start eating now.
"Dad, Mom!"
Lin Mo took the lead and rushed into the courtyard with a large group of people.
Then came a series of shouts.
"Hello, Uncle! Hello, Auntie!"
"Uncle and Auntie, we're here to play again!"
"Uncle, Aunt!"
Looking at this group of young people, especially her future daughter-in-law, Zhou Min couldn't stop smiling.
"Okay, all good, all good. Come inside quickly, it's hot outside, come on in!"
As for Comrade Lin, he stood in front of his garage, looking at his old partner, and remained silent for a long time.
Seeing this, Lin Mo stepped forward, stood next to his father, and said with a smile, "Hey, our old buddy has come back to life. From now on, just keep it here. If you want to come back and see it, come back!"
"You little rascal, did you do this?" Comrade Lin laughed.
Lin Mo: "Otherwise, who else can save him!"
Hearing this, Old Lin patted the car and then patted Lin Mo on the shoulder: "Not bad!"
After saying that, he went inside.
He didn't complain about his son's wasteful spending, but gladly accepted the gift. After all, since last year, Mr. Lin had known that his son had grown up and become another pillar of the family.
Soon, Lin Mo went inside. As soon as he entered, his mother, Zhou Min, asked, "Son, what good colleges are there in Jiangning?"
"A junior college degree? What's wrong?" Lin Mo asked.
Hearing this, Old Lin couldn't help but laugh and said, "Hey, isn't this your second uncle's grandson taking the college entrance exam this year? He did so-so. Your mom is a teacher, so she kept asking me if there were any good junior colleges in Jiangning. They heard somewhere that junior colleges are just as good as universities, so they want to give it a try!"
"How could that be? If you ask me, just apply to any school. Looking at their family's situation, they might even have to throw a celebration for their child's graduation!"
In response, Zhou Min, the mother, laughed and said, "Go away, don't say everything that comes to mind. So what if it's a junior college? The major is still a nationally recognized university! A junior college is a university!"
If others heard this, they might think our family looks down on those with associate degrees because our son got into a four-year university!
Hearing this, Lin Mo's lips curled up slightly: "Hey~ that's not quite right. As the saying goes, specialization is specialization, and fundamentals are fundamentals! The two are not the same thing, don't try to make unfounded connections!"
As he spoke, he took out his second bachelor's degree certificate and handed it to his mother!
Old Lin:
Zhou Min:
"Get out of here! You and your dad, get out of here!"
They're father and son, no wonder; their faces are so ridiculous they make her laugh in anger.
Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl couldn't help but laugh and said, "Auntie, there is still a difference, but the people who discriminate against vocational college graduates the most are not those of us from ordinary second-tier universities, but those who transfer from vocational colleges to universities."
As the saying goes, one should not forget one's roots; just upgrade from a junior college to a bachelor's degree, because they only forget their junior college diploma!
Wang, the class monitor, and He Xiaoyue all laughed non-stop at this, while Liu Ruyan and Miss Yuan remained calm, because they were both from key universities, and their influence over junior college graduates was far less than that of Lin Mo, who came from an ordinary second-tier university.
It's like playing a video game. The only thing that can truly defeat a Silver player is a Gold player. Even if a professional player comes along, they'll still get beaten up!
(End of this chapter)