Chapter 332 My Wife Has a Great Waist 02
Chapter 332 My Wife Has a Great Waist 02
For several days in a row, Lu Shuhan used the excuse that he was busy with company matters and refused to share a room with Yan Jiu.
On a weekend morning, Lu Shuhan received a call from his mother, asking him and his wife to go home for dinner.
Lu Shuhan actually doesn't want to go back to his hometown.
Every time they had dinner together, they would have an unpleasant argument because of the children and the fact that his parents were forcing him and Yan Jiu to divorce.
Eating dinner will give him a stomachache.
Recently, Yan Jiu has been obsessed with wanting a child, and he has been feeling a little weak.
I can't even have a proper meal when I go back to my hometown. After persuading my parents, I have to coax my wife.
He is bound to get a stomach upset after a family meal.
Either I have to eat tasteless porridge for several days in a row, or I have to receive an IV drip for a few days before I can get back to work.
Therefore, if he could avoid taking Yan Jiu back to his hometown, he would try his best not to go home.
"Mom, I've been busy at work lately. Tomorrow..."
Zhou Yanghua interrupted Lu Shuhan rudely, shouting in a very rude tone, "What are you busying yourself about? It's just a trivial matter in the company. Do you really need a big boss like you to personally deal with it? You have to come back for dinner tonight. If you dare not come, I will pretend that I never gave birth to a son like you. Also, I will not recognize that daughter-in-law who can't lay eggs."
Lu Shuhan frowned tightly, rubbing his eyebrows with his hands, and responded helplessly and angrily: "Mom, please don't say that about Yan Jiu, she is my wife."
Zhou Yanghua ignored Lu Shuhan and continued to act like a spoiled brat, "Oh, well, you little brat, you're actually turning your elbows outward and helping outsiders speak for you. You've married a wife and forgotten your mother. Fine, since you don't want to recognize me as your mother, then let's just sever our mother-son relationship. From now on, don't call me mother anymore..."
Seeing his mother's fury getting worse, Lu Shuhan quickly tried to appease her, "Mom, please stop making such a fuss. I'll definitely bring Yan Jiu home for dinner tonight, but you have to promise me that you won't say those hurtful words again."
Seeing that her goal had been achieved, Zhou Yanghua immediately changed her expression and became extremely gentle. She nodded and agreed with a smile: "Yes, that's more like it!"
"Come early tonight. I'll ask the chef to grill a hundred skewers of your favorite lamb kidneys. If you can't finish them, I'll give the leftovers to that guy... Yan Jiu."
Lu Shuhan frowned: "Mom, I don't like roasted lamb kidneys..."
Before she could finish her words, Zhou Yanghua hung up the phone.
Lu Shuhan has been avoiding Yan Jiu recently and has rarely spoken to him in a day. He called Yan Jiu a little nervously.
"Wife, our mother is calling us home for dinner."
Yan Jiu: "Oh, I see."
Ok?
My wife is so easy to talk to today?
Are you thinking of some bad idea to tease your husband again?
Lu Shuhan was a little panicked: "After I finish my work, I will pick you up at home around five o'clock."
Yan Jiu: “Yeah.”
Lu Shuhan waited for a while, but Yan Jiu didn't say anything. He thought he would hear her complaints about her dissatisfaction with his parents again.
She didn't hang up the phone, which made Lu Shuhan's already flustered heart even more uneasy.
In order to break the suffocating silence, Lu Shuhan began to talk for fun: "My wife...what are you doing now?"
After a brief pause, Yan Jiu's cold voice finally came from the receiver: "Eat."
The answer of just two words made Lu Shuhan unsure of what to do next, but he still continued to ask, "What did you eat?"
This time, Yan Jiu gave a rather detailed answer: "Fried chicken legs, spicy chicken wings, black pepper chicken nuggets, popcorn chicken, and roasted whole chicken, roasted pigeon, and roasted goose..."
As Yan Jiu called out the names one by one, Lu Shuhan couldn't help swallowing.
He didn't think about whether Yan Jiu could finish all these things. The appearance of those delicious dishes involuntarily appeared in his mind.
He licked his thin lips and murmured to himself, "I want to eat too."
Yan Jiu gnawed on a chicken leg and raised an eyebrow: "Husband, you are crying poor to me. Even if you handed over all your salary, you can't even afford a piece of fried chicken, right?"
Lu Shuhan said honestly: "No, I have money, but my stomach is not very good and I can't eat fried and spicy food."
Yan Jiu only heard the three words "I have money".
Men become bad when they have money.
She wanted to put an end to her husband's infidelity in the first place.
"How much money do you have? Come back and give it all to me."
Lu Shuhan said honestly: "Oh."
He knew that his wife told him so much out of conspiracy.
Lu Shuhan forgot that he was clearly the one making small talk.
Still greedy, he sold himself out.
……
It doesn’t matter if his private money is gone, he can still earn more.
However, my wife seems to be plotting something bigger.
This caused Lu Shuhan to be a little absent-minded the whole day, and before three o'clock in the afternoon he asked the driver to drive back to the villa to pick up Yan Jiu.
When Lu Shuhan's car arrived outside the yard, Yan Jiu was still taking a nap.
Lu Shuhan asked the nanny to call Yan Jiu.
The nanny didn't dare to go and said with her head down.
"Master, you should go. You know how badly our young mistress gets angry when she wakes up. My old bones can't withstand a slap and a kick from her."
Lu Shuhan: “…”
"If you can't bear it, how can I bear it?"
The nanny smiled and said, "Master, you are joking. You are a man, you can withstand more beatings than an old man like me."
Lu Shuhan: “…”
Now even the nanny dares to shit on his head.
"what's your name?"
Nanny: "Master, you can just call me Aunt Wang."
Lu Shuhan: "Auntie Wang, you're fired."
Wang Ma was panicked and bewildered: "Master, what did I do wrong? You actually want to fire me?"
Lu Shuhan: "I only have two mothers, and you dare to ask me to call you Wang Ma? This is insubordination. Go to the housekeeper to collect your salary for this month, and don't make me call the bodyguards to throw you out."
Wang Ma wasn't convinced. She'd only been in office for a week, and she was eating well and earning well, without having to deal with her boss's bullying. Where else could she find such a good job? "Master, since you already have two mothers, don't you want another one? My daughter is 38 this year. Although she's divorced once and has three sons, she's fertile..."
"..." Lu Shuhan immediately called a dozen bodyguards and threw Wang Ma and her luggage out.
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