GBP Chapter 1971 Shower Heads, So Many Shower Heads
Chapter 1971 Shower Heads, So Many Shower Heads
But Chen Ying wasn't satisfied with just one or two times; she wanted to come to him every time!
Even Buddha has fire, let alone him.
Cheng Xuri quit!
Mustering his courage, he said to Chen Ying, "Today it's my turn to teach Master!"
"What do you mean, 'your turn'? Who put you on a waiting list?"
"This is basic morality. You've already taken it five times. It's my turn now."
"What robbery? This is my niece, my own niece. We're related by blood!"
"She is still my master, my biological master. A teacher for a day is a father for life. She is my father."
what?
Caibao, her mouth agape, watched as her aunt and apprentice argued over who would take her away.
He looked left and right, then his eyes darted around. He gave Fang Shiyou and the others a look, picked up his chubby hand, and tiptoed out.
While they were arguing, she went out to play.
My aunt drags me to learn things every day. They're simple, but I just want to play.
Finally, we don't have to go to school and can go out to play, but who wants to be dragged to study again? Auntie is really scary, and Xuxu has inexplicably become scary too.
The two of them were like they were having some kind of competition; you taught a bunch of things, and I had to teach a bunch of things too.
If you learn what she teaches quickly, you'll learn what I teach even faster!
Treasure is driving me crazy!
He left the two behind, and with his gang of followers, he made a quick getaway.
Go ahead and argue, whoever wins, I'll learn from them tomorrow.
Caibao plans to have them fight every day from now on, so she can study one day and rest the next – perfect.
Besides, she has already learned a lot.
He speaks fluent English, can do mental arithmetic faster than you can imagine, knows a lot of characters, can recite ancient poems off the top of his head, and can even spout a few lines of classical Chinese without needing to understand them.
While the other children were still putting their hands behind their backs, Caibao had already gone to the university in Gansu Province to visit the professor's collection and chat with him about antiques.
Putting aside everything else, her ability to pretend to know everything and spout nonsense has become increasingly sophisticated. She had a lively conversation with that professor and even learned a lot about appraisal from him. Well, she's become even more impressive. She thinks she's a know-it-all in the antique street, and in just a few days, everyone in the entire antique street knows her.
No matter whose stall it was, she would go over and rummage through it, asking all sorts of questions and chatting enthusiastically with others.
After all, who could resist such an adorable little mountain eagle?
The stall owners called her "Sister Treasure" and let her chat from one stall to another, making everyone smile and adore her. They ended up finding quite a few treasures along the way.
According to expert appraisal, although some items were counterfeit, most of them were genuine, and she even managed to find a few good items, ranging in value from hundreds of thousands to millions of yuan.
This isn't an antique street, it's a treasure-hunting street! She loves it here so much, she's so happy here, why would she want to come back?
After listening to Fang Shiyou's report, Shen Xi not only didn't understand the treasure, but she was also a little envious of her.
At such a young age, she travels everywhere and has an incredibly rich life experience. Experts and professors come to visit, as do ordinary street vendors, and everyone calls her "sister" or "brother."
I don't know who he looks like.
The key is that she's not just playing around; she makes money, and a lot of it. She doesn't even understand this; she's just pure luck.
Who can I complain to?
Shen Xi couldn't do anything about her, and Chen Chuan didn't care either. Oh well, she stopped caring. She was busy every day, barely having time to rest.
After eating breakfast, I got up and prepared to go to school.
Chen Chuan reminded her, "I put a few sanitary napkins in your bag."
Shen Xi was taken aback: "Is it today?"
"Ah."
He said it was definitely true.
Chen Chuan remembered Shen Xi's menstrual cycle more accurately than she did herself. He would always prepare everything she needed in advance, and over time, she naturally became lazy about it.
Just like with apps that track menstrual cycles, girls don't have to rack their brains to remember dates and days; they can just check on their phones whenever they want.
Chen Chuan is even better than an app; he even prepares everything for you. Where can you find such a wonderful husband?
Okay, let's go to her house.
"Okay, thank you, honey. You're so thoughtful." She leaned down and kissed Chen Chuan. "What would I do without you? You're the most capable and best husband in the world. No one can compare."
After coaxing him into a slight smile, I left for work.
Well, who does the daughter resemble? Need I say more?
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With New Year's Day fast approaching, the school is also busy preparing for the end of the semester.
There's a lot going on with the school team. Next semester, Shen Xi will lead the team to South Korea for a competition and exchange, which was arranged a long time ago.
So training has been very tight lately. At a time like this, Fang Shiyou still lies and pretends to be sick. You can imagine how overwhelming Coach Shen's love will be when he comes back.
This morning, Shenxi had four classes: two theory classes and two practical training classes. It was relatively easy for her.
When she went home for lunch, she suddenly remembered something, went to check the restroom, and came back to tell Chen Chuan, "I didn't come."
Chen Chuan paused.
Shen Xi's menstrual cycle is always as accurate as an alarm clock, 30 days, not a day more or less, and can even be precise to around nine o'clock in the morning.
But today, it's too late.
Although it was only half a day late, something was wrong.
Chen Chuan stared at her for a long time, then got up and rummaged through the condoms in the bedside drawer, examining each box carefully.
Then, extremely fine... needle holes were found on it.
Undeterred, he took one out and filled it with water.
When Shen Xi arrived, she saw a condom that was leaking like a sieve, and she was completely horrified.
She heard Chen Chuan grit his teeth.
Suddenly, she inexplicably thought of that unlucky farm owner from back then. This time, would Chen Chuan sue the condom company so badly that he and her husband would block them?
Clearly, Chen Chuan wasn't as inconsiderate as she thought.
Then, the couple squatted in the bathroom, and Shen Xi watched as Chen Chuan filled the entire box of condoms with water, one by one.
They got a bunch of shower heads.
Chen Chuan: ...
Shen Xi: …………
If only one condom has a problem, the condom company will definitely be in big trouble, but if all of them have problems... that's an inside job.
Good heavens, it goes without saying who did it.
They all recalled, without prior agreement, how Caibao had been so passionate about acupuncture during this time, how she had given every single person in the family, whether alive or not, a thorough acupuncture treatment.
They never expected that even the condoms would be ruined by the treasure.
She punched Chen Chuan: "Didn't I tell you to hide it well?"
Chen Chuan closed his eyes: "I'm sure I hid it well, and I even locked it."
The couple exchanged a glance and exclaimed in unison, "No way? She already knows how to pick locks?"
Shen Xi said indignantly and decisively, "It must have been Qian Rong who taught it, no doubt about it."
After Hou Qianrong arrived at Caibao's side, they realized that the people the country had trained were truly both literate and martial, and could do everything.