GBP Chapter 492 Perhaps a person is a tea bag
Chapter 492 Perhaps a person is a tea bag
[If you drink colorless water but urinate yellow urine, perhaps you are a tea bag.]
"If you drink too much water, your stool will be colorless."
Follow-up comment: "The tea was too diluted."
"One of my daily tasks at work is to drink my urine until it's clear."
"Hahaha, every time my pee turns yellow, I tell my friend, 'Oh no, I need to drink more of the company water, even my pee is yellow!'"
"Drink plenty of water, wipe yourself a few more times after pooping, and make sure your phone, computer, and power bank are fully charged."
"[Golden Potato R] To be honest, when I was getting my physical exam samples this morning, I compared them with others. Mine was the yellowest in that tray, which means I'm a strong tea drinker (not really)."
"Guess what will happen if you eat some dragon fruit next time?"
We've developed a new pink fruit tea for girls, hehe (*/?＼*)”
"Everyone is actually a dumpling filled with shit [doge]"
"A fart is the sigh of shit, urine is the tear of the bladder. That day I peed very high, just to cover the tears in the corners of my eyes. Diarrhea is love that cannot be concealed, constipation is feelings that cannot be spoken. Drinking colorless water, urinating yellow urine. Perhaps, I am a tea bag. Saying that pooping is too vulgar, saying that squatting is too mediocre, so it is better to say that in the white waiting, I have lost a part of myself."
"I'm really hopeless, I've even found poetry in taking a dump."
"People are like balloons; if you push too hard, they'll deflate and burst! [doge]"
"Whenever the topic of poop and pee comes up, it's like starting a roundtable discussion."
The world has become more harmonious
No more pain from my family of origin
They stopped criticizing companies.
There is no more life pressure.
I'm not paying attention to the international situation anymore.
Men and women are no longer opposed.
They were so engrossed in their conversation that they forgot everything else.
The disgust on the faces of the ancestors under the sky was almost overflowing: Ugh!!!
How come people in later generations are all so disgusting? They never hold their mouths shut, constantly spouting such filthy and disgusting things! ヽ(?Д?)?
I can't stand it anymore, this canopy has such a unique charm! (?▼益▼)
Isn't it said that all the people in the sky who are from later generations are literate and cultured? Do you think they are?
They all speak without thinking, their language is so crude that it's worse than my illiterate farmer who works in the fields all day. If he dares to keep talking like that, he can forget about eating at the table!
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Disgusted yet shy young men and women: Look at this, this filthy thing has been played with in a creative way by later generations. They... they are truly unrestrained and unscrupulous.
But hey, did you guys see that dragon fruit mentioned on the sky screen? Is it really as magical as the sky screen says? Even...even urination can turn pink?
If I ate this dyeing dragon fruit and my pee turned out this color, I'd be really curious how it differed from regular pee. Wouldn't regular pee be smelly and this one sweet?
Late Qin Dynasty.
Liu Bang, who had just escaped from Xiang Yu's clutches at the Feast at Hongmen, was covered in dust and dirt and looked like a refugee. He had been fleeing non-stop all the way.
They found a secluded mountain forest to rest temporarily, their stomachs rumbling from fleeing for their lives.
I had hoped to catch a pheasant for a good meal, but now that the people of the future in the sky are discussing such disgusting topics, I've lost all interest in enjoying my midday meal.
Enduring her hunger, she gazed resentfully at the sky.
Right now, he doesn't want to eat at all; all he wants is to travel into the celestial realm, capture those future generations who spew nonsense, and give them a good 'reward' ┗(??へ ?? ╮)