GBP Chapter 496 This scene was incredibly awkward.
Chapter 496 This scene was incredibly awkward.
How crowded and chaotic can it be to take the subway during rush hour?
[During rush hour, a petite girl tripped and fell on the subway, her head hitting the blogger's butt.]
I'd been holding in a fart all the way, and I only needed to get off at two stops anyway.
[As a result, he was hit and couldn't hold on.]
[The fart is so long, everyone's watching the blogger.]
The blogger turned to look at her, bewildered, while many people in the car laughed.
After she stood up, she remained silent with a gloomy face.
The blogger apologized to her, but she ignored him. It's unclear who was more embarrassed than the other.
[Blogger: Wow, girl, I really didn't mean to hit your head!]
Well... all I can say is that this scene was incredibly awkward.
"I can't imagine how devastated I would be if I were that girl [crying][top left]"
The girl picked up her phone: "Girls, do you know what? My face got hit by a fart today!"
"I was yawning on the subway when a girl in front of me poked her bun in my mouth [sad] I almost miscarried."
"During rush hour on the light rail, a guy suddenly hit me on the head with his helmet. It hurt so much I couldn't help but yelp, which made the foreigner next to me laugh so hard. [Goodbye][Top Left]"
"I was sleeping on the bus with my mouth open, and the older woman closed my mouth just before she got off [awkward laugh]"
"Taking the subway in Xi'an was incredibly crowded. I don't know who took a bite out of my breakfast [smile][top left]"
"In ancient times, people used silver needles to test for poison; now, people sneak food on the subway."
"I was on the subway with a plush toy in my arms, and when I was about to leave, an older woman pushed me to get off first. I was jostled and lost my balance, so I turned around and looked at her. She said, 'You're carrying a child, you get off first. [facepalm][facepalm] I didn't know whether to be angry or praise her for being polite."
"I patted a male college student's butt on the train. It really wasn't intentional. Who would know? I pretended not to know and kept turning my head to think about it the whole way. My head almost fell off. [crying emoji]"
"The subway was so crowded that someone squeezed onto both sides of my legs. The woman was tall and could still stand, but the man was short and ended up sitting down. [sad face]"
"My husband is so annoying! He doesn't fart in the living room, but when I'm sitting on the bed playing on my phone, he comes in and farts right in front of me. [I need a moment of peace][I need a moment of peace][I need a moment of peace]"
"Do any of you poop and fart loudly? [I need a moment of peace] I pooped at the company once, and the toilet next to me belonged to the boss. [I need a moment of peace][I need a moment of peace] After that, every time I went to the toilet, the boss would ask me: 'Going to blow up the toilet?'"
"One day, I was walking home from get off work when suddenly the old man in front of me let out a loud fart, which startled me. It was really loud, and I, who am easily frightened, screamed out loud [crying]. The fart was so watery it looked like he was wetting his pants. I thought he was dead."
Our ancestors under the sky: That old lady who keeps her mouth closed while someone sleeps is actually quite polite.
Back when I was an apprentice carpenter in a local carpenter's shop in the capital, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the roadside. People thought it was polite to throw a few copper coins in my face. No wonder it's the capital city that everyone yearns for; even sleeping on the roadside, people will give you money!
What do you mean by giving money? They're treating you like a beggar, giving you handouts. Did you pick them up?
Of course I'd pick it up! Money delivered to my doorstep shouldn't be turned down. Who knows if I'll ever encounter such a good thing again? (??w`?)
Sigh, fools are lucky sometimes. As long as the local beggars don't mistake you for a rival trying to steal their business and beat you black and blue with their dog-beating sticks!