GBP Behind the outrageous regulations in Chapter 535
Behind the outrageous regulations in Chapter 535
If you think a rule is outrageous, then something even more outrageous must have happened behind the scenes.
For example, one school stipulates that students are not allowed to bring milk tea on campus.
[Just because the bubble tea shop across the street was having a buy-one-get-one-free promotion, the grade head was greedy for bargains and kept buying from them for a month, gaining more than 20 pounds.]
Schools strictly prohibit bringing tableware into the toilets.
The principal found three chopsticks stuck in a pile of feces during a toilet inspection, which was extremely disgusting.
School rules: Students are not allowed to go more than three months without washing their socks.
Because a classmate threw a smelly sock that hadn't been washed for more than three months down from the fifth floor.
The principal happened to be on patrol when a smelly sock fell right onto his face. A few days later, the principal felt unwell and went to the hospital. Goodness!
Severe lung infection
Bringing beverages into the school is prohibited.
A student once brought strong rice wine into the school without permission, and ended up in the hospital for three days after getting drunk.
School rule: Parents must be adults over 40 years of age.
Reason: A classmate brought his 27-year-old brother to a parent-teacher conference, and then the homeroom teacher was abducted. Even more coincidentally, the homeroom teacher was the principal's daughter.
"Romantic relationships between men and women are prohibited."
Dating between classmates is prohibited
Dating on campus is prohibited [facepalm]
"My 40-year-old uncle ran off with my 38-year-old homeroom teacher. [Black face]"
"One of Jilin University's school rules is—it's forbidden to date multiple people of the opposite sex at the same time! [Grinning face][Grinning face]"
"I remember our internet cafe had a sign that said 'HD webcams, dating prohibited' [facepalm][facepalm][facepalm]"
"No one in the school is allowed to shout, because a student has gone crazy and is yelling at the principal, 'Hello, Uncle.'"
"Girls are forbidden from drying their hair on the balcony at night. The principal and director were walking on the playground when they looked up and saw me wearing a red dress, with my hair down, waving my arms [crying]"
"Our school doesn't allow wigs or white clothes to be stored together. One student hung white clothes and pants on the balcony with a long wig on top, making it look like he was hanging himself. That night, even the police (110 and 120) were called. After trying to persuade him for a long time, they found out it was just clothes."
School rule: Heavy equipment is not allowed.
Reason: A student placed heavy equipment on a high place. When a dormitory supervisor entered, the heavy equipment fell directly on the student's foot, causing the student to limp on the spot. The student was expelled.
"Bringing money to school is prohibited because a student's father bribed the homeroom teacher at the last parent-teacher conference."
"Back then, our high school dorms forbade boys from sleeping naked [facepalm], because the dorm supervisor (female) saw a completely naked male student during a room check [laughing and crying]"
"I'm dying of laughter, hahaha! Mine is even more outrageous. They banned students from eating instant noodles because some students threw the noodles and soup downstairs at the dormitory, and the principal just happened to walk by and fell on his head! [facepalm][facepalm][facepalm][facepalm] That person was me! Can you comfort me for two minutes, please? [crying][crying][crying][crying]"
"[Tears] We don't send meals to our parents. One of the girls in our dorm ate chicken stew with mushrooms that her mom sent her, and she got food poisoning and had to go to the hospital. The principal was terrified."
"Each dorm room in our university had a small balcony, and the school had a rule that clothes had to be dried on the balcony, not indoors. This was because a senior once hung her skirt on an electric fan, and the skirt swayed back and forth with the fan, almost scaring the dorm supervisor to death when she came in to check the rooms."
"I also saw a rule that forbids hands in pockets, because a classmate fell down with his hands in his pockets and didn't have time to brace himself, so he lost a tooth [crying][crying]"
"Our school's swimming pool has been closed for several years. I heard that a senior student jumped in to film a video and hit his head, dying [crying]"
Seeing the students who died from jumping into the water on the sky, the old folks below felt a pang of regret. Alas, what a waste of their prime years! Why did they have to go into the water? Didn't they know how deep the water was?
Life is so fragile, yet people don't know how to protect it. They don't pay attention to safety when swimming and only know how to play around. Now that an accident has happened, what will their families do?
How precious the children of later generations are! No family wants to have children. If a family only has one child, they'll be crying all the time.
Such a fine young man, all gone at such a young age... Alas, what a pity!
The teacher in the academy questioned: "But even with these rules, it doesn't seem to make much of a difference. Outrageous people will continue to be outrageous, while normal people will only find these rules outrageous."
As the saying goes, those who are willing don't need to be taught, while those who are not willing cannot be taught.
I feel that the traditional, strict discipline of discipline is more reassuring; otherwise, if you encounter some troublemakers, no matter how many rules you establish, it won't be of any use.
Only severe enough punishment can teach them a lesson and show them the meaning of "nothing can be accomplished without rules".