GBP Chapter 545 The Unlucky Guy in the House
Chapter 545 The Unlucky Guy in the House
The things in my house are always hanging on by a thread, waiting to trap me.
My uncle's old house still has those pull-cord lights.
They'd been pulling on it for years and it wouldn't break. And now that house is deserted. Last time I went to the old house to look for something, I just pulled on it, and it broke. When I looked at him, all I could think was that he was trying to scam me.
My dad's bird had been sick for three years, but when I came home it was chirping. I said it was a dead bird that only chirped all day and died less than ten minutes later. My dad stared at me for three days.
[On my first night back home for vacation, I was hungry and secretly went to the refrigerator to find something to eat. The refrigerator door fell off the moment I opened it.]
The clothespins in my yard, exposed to the elements and used by my mother every day, never broke. But a couple of days ago, when I was doing laundry, the plastic shattered as soon as I touched them. I have no idea why.
[I once broke my parents' favorite kitchen knife and cutting board with a single stroke. The important thing is that just a few days ago, my parents told me that they had used them for a long time and that they felt the best in their hands. It's as if I did it on purpose.]
[When I still had the right to a key to my house, I broke the key to the front door inside the lock cylinder. My dad couldn't figure out how I broke it. Years have passed, and I still don't have any keys to the house.]
My dad keeps fish, and there was a pleco in the tank. Other fish (I don't know what kind of fish eats plecos) ate the pleco down to its skeleton, a very complete skeleton. My dad came back and said that my brother and I stewed and ate the fish.
Mu Yu was puzzled by the examples in these videos. Her own toilet was the same; other people's toilets never got clogged, but hers always got clogged during her thesis defense.
She wondered if she had a grudge against toilets for the rest of her life, otherwise why would other people's toilets not get clogged, but hers always did.
Who understands the agony of staying up all night with the lights on, frantically trying to unclog the toilet? The first time she tried, it took her over an hour!
The comments section below was also plagued by bad luck, with everyone showing their unique ways of dealing with it:
"When I went home for summer vacation from university, all the lights in the house broke down one by one, the water heater broke down, and the TV, computer, air conditioner, range hood, and microwave all broke down within a week. The most ridiculous thing was that the internet at home also stopped working, and then the power tripped every day [facepalm]. My dad called me a plague god and even said, 'Are you getting married yet? Are you getting ready to buy new furniture?' [doge][doge][doge]"
"I have one too. I'm away from home most of the year and only come back occasionally. I took a shower. My mom bought something, I don't know what it is, and hung it in the bathroom. I don't even know what it is, I've never touched it."
The moment I finished washing it, it spectacularly fell and shattered. My mom looked at it with a regretful expression and said, "I bought this and you've already broken it before it even opened for business!" I was [petrified][petrified][petrified]. Honestly, I didn't even touch it, I didn't even notice it.
"The washing machine at home broke down during the spin cycle. It doesn't stop automatically when the time is up, but I'm not home often, so I didn't know. After I finished washing and wrung it out, I went upstairs, and then I heard a loud bang, followed by black smoke billowing upstairs. It was like nighttime in broad daylight. I was so scared! [laughing and crying emoji]"
"The first time I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, I broke the door lock while using the bathroom [crying emoji]. My boyfriend and his dad were banging on the lock from the outside [facepalm emoji] and they rescued me. The lock was never fixed, not even when we got married [facepalm emoji]"
"When I finished my internship during the Spring Festival, I made some tomato and egg. My family's iron wok is seven or eight years old. Then, when I went back home for the Spring Festival, I used it once and poked a small hole in the bottom of the wok. [Secretly observing][Secretly observing] It's the most useless thing I've ever done: I ruined the most useful thing in the house."
"My treadmill is over ten years old. I was just adjusting the incline when it broke down recently. [crying emoji]"
"I only used my meat grinder to make minced meat and steamed egg. My mom used it to grind dumpling filling the day before, and it all went bad by the time it arrived. My mom just stared at me like that [smile]"
"My grandpa's turtle... That day, it was just him and me at home. They went to visit relatives. The turtle, which he'd raised for five years, suddenly died without any warning. I didn't even notice it was dead. When my grandpa came back, he insisted that I had killed it by playing with it. Oh, my grandpa! That turtle of his bit me, I was too scared to even touch it [crying]"
“When I was little, my mom put a cutting board on the balcony to dry. Then no one was home, and I was the only child locked in the house. I was playing on the computer in my room when, somehow, the cutting board fell downstairs and almost hit me.”
The old woman downstairs said I did it, and my mom scolded me when she got home. I really hope that chopping board could kill that old woman. Anyway, I'm a minor, and the family downstairs is a bunch of bullies; they deserve to die. [angry]
"A pile of junk at home is waiting for me to come back and frame me [happy]"
In short: at that time, only you and Consort Xi were in the bedchamber.
The ancestor under the canopy: What kind of constitution is this? Everything it touches turns bad! ⊙_⊙
How can anyone work like this? I'm afraid I'm some kind of unlucky broom god reincarnated. I'll be lucky if I don't ruin everything in the house.
We ordinary folks don't have much money in our pockets, so we wouldn't dare to waste things like that. If we break a few things, our families would give us a real dressing down.
A newlywed woman complained to her girlfriends about her married life: "I've only been married for a few days, and they've already started ordering me around."
But you know me, I was the youngest in my family since I was little, and I was spoiled by my older brothers, sisters and mother. I've never done any work.
As a result, their family treated me badly. They accused me of being lazy if I didn't do any work. I thought, "Let me be lazy if I want, and let me get scolded if I want. It's better than working myself into a haggard old woman."
Then one day, after being nagged by the old woman to no end, I thought I'd do something nice for my husband after he got home from school so he could see it and know that I'm a good wife who cares for and loves this family.
Who knew that as soon as I picked up a rag to wipe the table, before I'd even wiped it a few times, I'd torn the rag to shreds.
How could there be such flimsy cloth in the world? I bet the old woman put it there on purpose, just waiting to embarrass me when I'm doing chores. Humph!
Hey, I'm talking to you. Are you listening? Give me a shout.