GBP Chapter 554 Evil Cultivation Methods for Getting Up in the Morning
Chapter 554 Evil Cultivation Methods for Getting Up in the Morning
During the last month before my postgraduate entrance exam, I bought a stun bracelet so as not to wake my roommate. Because I was afraid of getting shocked, I never overslept.
Although I'm not taking the postgraduate entrance exam, if I really can't get out of bed in the winter, I'll pick up my phone and watch some videos.
[Recommend it to everyone you meet. It's like this: the night before, you squeeze toothpaste onto your toothbrush and put it somewhere you think is safe and within easy reach. The next morning, when your alarm rings, you put the toothbrush in your mouth, forcing you to get up and brush your teeth.]
Drinking a large glass of water before bed will wake you up the next day because you need to urinate.
If you have a dog, it will poop in your room like crazy if you haven't gotten up by 7 a.m.
"I bought some really sour candies today, I'm going to pop one in my mouth when the alarm goes off."
"What should I do if both my phones are ringing alarms at the same time and I still can't wake them up? [crying]"
"I feel that setting six alarms with vibration on two phones within 20 minutes is quite useful, and it's not painful, although I'm gradually woken up."
"I don't quite understand why someone would set an alarm and still not wake up. I guess they don't care about the consequences of being late. If waking up would mean winning 10,000 yuan, maybe they would wake up [laughing and crying emoji]"
"I remember one time I woke up early for school, and my mom nudged me. I sat up instantly like I'd come back from the dead, and I was wide awake and not sleepy at all, like I hadn't slept at all. What's going on? [smile][smile][smile][smile]"
"This is how I was in college: I'd put my alarm clock on the desk under my bed, and use my watch to wake myself up before I went to turn it off. I got up because I felt guilty."
"Here's an easier way: when you're woken up by your alarm clock, stretch your legs out as straight as you can, then press your toes down, bending them as you press, hold for thirty seconds, and you'll jump up."
"I play a game of Naruto as soon as I wake up in the morning, no matter how many hours I slept last night, I'm wide awake immediately after playing [facepalm]"
"I set a rule for myself that I can only eat light meals every day, but if I arrive at the library before 8 o'clock 14 times in half a month, I will reward myself with a meal at the highest-priced buffet in Niu New."
Then, because the light meals I ate every day were really unappetizing, I forced myself to sit in my library seat at 8 a.m. every day. I successfully woke up early and lost weight at the same time! [laughing][laughing]
"The freezing method, the strong light method, the awful music method, the early morning temptation method, the anticipation of new clothes method, the power bank life-saving method, and the gummy candy method all failed me [smile]"
"I picked a fight with someone on Xiaohongshu the night before, and the moment I saw the replies the next morning, my mood instantly brightened."
"I can choose a heavy metal alarm clock, because I get startled awake every morning, but it's bad for my heart. My heart really hurts when I wake up. Later, when I didn't need to get up early anymore, I stopped using that alarm clock. I can just sleep when I want to and not torture my body [sob]"
"Turn your phone alarm up loud, wrap it up in socks, layer upon layer, tie a tight knot, and then hide it in a corner of your bedroom. The next day you'll be fuming looking at that pile of socks while still grumpy in the morning [smile]"
"Sleeping with the curtains open is really [petrified] Every time I go back to my hometown for vacation, I wake up earlier than when I'm at work or resting, because my room's curtains don't block out the light and it's right next to a main road. In the morning, when the sunlight is bright and it's noisy outside, I can't fall back asleep."
"Playing King of Glory was really something. Last time I was half asleep and started a game, the marksman said he was going to concede the game as soon as we entered, which woke me up completely [doge]"
Our ancestors under the sky: What can be done if you can't get up in the morning?
For our hardworking ancestors, how could they not get up? There was a rooster crowing, such a loud sound, I don't believe anyone wouldn't hear it. Even if they were sound asleep and didn't hear the first crow, they should have woken up by the second or third!
The claim that I can't get up in the morning is all an act; I just want to stay in bed a little longer and don't want to do any work.
If any family has such a lazybones, they're really in for a world of trouble.
If my brat dared to be this lazy, hmph! He'd definitely get itchy if he didn't get a beating in three days.
We have to teach them a lesson they won't forget. If we don't slap them awake, we'll see if they ever dare to stay in bed and sleep in again.
Young Master Lei's page looked at his young master, who was lying in bed and refused to get up no matter how much he was called, with a helpless expression.
What can I do?
Young master, if you don't get up soon, you'll be late for school again today. The teacher specifically told us yesterday that if you're late again today, you don't need to come to school anymore.
Lei Shao, who was reluctant to leave the warmth of his bed: Oh dear, I was punished to copy homework yesterday and I was really tired. I didn't go to bed until very late, and I accidentally caught a chill during the night. I'm not feeling well.
This isn't my fault; I can only blame my own body for being so weak.
Hmm... Xiao Huai, just let me sleep for the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, just one more incense stick's time, and I'll get up right away when the time comes.