【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Chapter 569: The level of terror is comparable to the end of the world.

[I was secretly meeting my boyfriend in the stairwell when I made an excuse to go downstairs to buy something. My dad not only followed me but also secretly took pictures. When I got home, I felt a sense of relief when I found out my dad wasn't home. Later, he came in from the stairwell and kept asking me who that guy was, saying he was determined to find him.]

[I hid the spider tattoo for two years without it being discovered, then stayed home for half a year and forgot about it. I went to a public bathhouse with my mom, and she started hitting me there.]

One day on my way home from school, I finally bumped into Crush, so we walked together. As we were walking, I didn't notice a car coming from the side. I honked the horn before I saw it.

Crush grabbed me and pulled me into his arms. I was startled but also felt so happy. When I looked up, I saw it was my dad's car. They came for Crush.

[I was jumping around and having a great time when my mom said she saw me drinking a lot in a live stream on Douyin, and my face was redder than the butt of a wild monkey on Mount Emei.]

"Hilarious! I just remembered my husband saying that when he was in high school, he had a girlfriend, and the day before, during evening self-study, he and his girlfriend held hands, which the homeroom teacher saw on the security camera. The next day, during break, his parents and grandparents were all waiting for him in the office, and then he got expelled [laughing and crying emoji]"

"When my boyfriend and I first got together, we were both high school students, so we often went out on dates secretly without telling our families."

One day, I secretly slipped out on a date, using the excuse of going for a walk in the park near my house with my good neighbor, but in reality, I went to the park with my boyfriend to be lovey-dovey.

Later, I spent two hours cuddling with my partner in the park before going home. When I got home, I found that my parents weren't home. Just as I was wondering why, my parents came back with strange smiles on their faces (like this one [doge]).

Then my mom asked me, "Did you really go out with your best friend?" [doge] I said, "Yeah, it was near home." [doge] Then my mom said, "When did your best friend get curly hair and grow so tall? She looks like a guy now!" [doge][doge][doge]

Then my mom said, "Quick, tell me! Who is this man?" My dad chimed in from the side, "Isn't this your future son-in-law?" [doge]

"When I was in high school, I was secretly going on a date with my boyfriend on the weekend when my dad suddenly sent me a photo on WeChat."

It was a girl wearing a sailor uniform at the subway entrance. I was terrified because I really liked wearing sailor uniforms back then, and I thought my dad was following me.

My boyfriend was so scared his face turned pale, then he suddenly realized I wasn't wearing a sailor uniform. My dad just thought it was funny that she was dressed like me, so he took a picture of her. [golden potato][golden potato][golden potato][golden potato]

"I secretly went on a date with my boyfriend in high school, but my mom found out by checking the school's security camera footage [facepalm]. I put on a great acting performance and fooled her."

"Does anyone know what happened when I was in high school? I had a boyfriend whose WeChat name was really hard to guess his age, something like 'Yangtze River' or 'Flowing Sea'. Then one day my mom sent me a WeChat account with the same name. I was too scared to open it and panicked with my boyfriend. But when I opened it, it turned out to be my mom's new tutor, an old man [smile]."

"When I was a sophomore in college, I asked my mom to get something from my drawer [uh] and she found the cigarettes I had hidden [crying emoji]"

"Holy crap, I suddenly remembered a few days ago, my mom came into my room and said, 'Have you been smoking?' That woke me up completely. Then I pretended to be asleep again... Two or three days later, I finally found a cigarette in the crack under my bed... Holy crap..."

"Now when I go out, my dad calls to ask where I am and who I'm with, and he repeatedly reminds me not to drink and drive. Around midnight, he calls again to urge me to come home early. I'm 39 this year [laughing and crying emoji]"

"I was sick and took leave for a while, and then I went to school the next morning. My homeroom teacher didn't notice and thought I hadn't come. So she told my dad, who was out of town, and he called my mom, my sister, and my aunt. [facepalm] But I was at school."

Sigh, these young people are really something, just as outrageous as my son. Other people's children are either geniuses or lucky stars, but my son is simply a little devil!

There's nothing he can't get into trouble with or cause endless problems.

I still remember when he was seven years old, he peed on his older cousin's bed and then falsely accused her, saying that she did it, not him.

She even made a face and said: "Sorry, cousin, you're so old and you still wet the bed like a little kid."

We watched as his cousin, Nian Nian Fang, 16 and about to get married, gradually fell silent, and then slapped our own brat hard across the face.

He's so young and already learning to lie and frame others. What will he be like when he grows up?! When we got home, we gave him a good beating from both husband and wife. In the end, his wife softened and, feeling sorry for him, made him a meal after the beating.

The key issue is that this child is incredibly wild and doesn't eat properly. He eats with his head bobbing and his eyes darting around, as if he's plotting something mischievous. Being particularly introverted like his father, I immediately became wary of him.

Later, when I turned 15, I thought that at this age, I should be doing something, and in a few more years I should be settling down and getting married.

As a result, people can't stop causing trouble, and dogs can't stop eating shit.

He remains as mischievous as ever. A while ago, dissatisfied with the copying assignment given by his teacher, he pretended to help his mother cook in the kitchen and "accidentally" burned the assignment.

The first time I went out, I was captivated by a pretty girl on the street. I held onto her skirt tightly and wouldn't let go, saying I wanted to grow up quickly and marry her.

The girl was so embarrassed that she almost covered her face completely with her handkerchief to prevent anyone from seeing her. Then my unlucky son blurted out: "Masked heroine! What should I do? I like pretty older sisters even more now."

This little brat, he doesn't understand anything and yet he says he likes her. By the time he grows up, that girl will already be married. How will he have a chance to pursue her then?

Demon Child: Can't I look at how pretty this older sister is? Besides, I'm not a little kid anymore. I keep my word. When I grow up, I will definitely marry the masked heroine. So what if she's married?

What if her husband is blind or impotent?

What if her husband is ugly and not as good-looking as me?

What if her husband is poor and not as capable as I am?

What if the pretty lady doesn't like her husband but likes me instead?

We can't let this pretty lady suffer!

And I will become the hero who saves my beloved from the villain (the girl's future husband)!

The child's father: ………… (My silence was deafening)

You'd better pray that what you said is just childish talk and that you'll forget about it when you get home.

There are countless examples like these, including those from my time attending private school.

Teacher: Who hasn't handed in their homework yet today?

Demon Child: I

Teacher: Why didn't you hand it in? Did you not write it down? With an attitude like yours, how can you be worthy of staying in the school? The school is training talented people who will serve the country with loyalty, courage, and determination in the future, to become future officials and scholars.

How can someone as ignorant and incompetent as you, who can't even finish his homework, stay here? You'd be better off going home and getting some sleep.

The child didn't want to explain, and said: "I can really go home and sleep, I don't have to do a single word of homework, it's so great, I want to go home and sleep until the world goes dark."

Then he went home without saying a word, packed his things, and went to sleep. It's completely unacceptable; how can someone study like that? If you don't even take your teachers seriously, who will be willing to teach you in the future?

Since the troublemaker had already done it, he figured he was fearless: "Isn't there still you, Dad? I know your education level is higher than any teacher in town. With your teaching, I'm sure I can pass the imperial examination and become a scholar."

They'll bring honor to our family, and whenever other families mention us, they'll say we're a family of scholars.

You're so young and know nothing, yet you use sweet talk to deceive people. Your mother must have been fooled by your cunning and shrewd appearance!