【Historical Live Broadcast】Watching videos and being seen by our ancestors

Chapter 571 How Embarrassing It Is to Mistake Someone Else

[While waiting for the elevator after class this morning, a girl suddenly tugged at my arm, shouting "Hey, proud Ye Fan!" I turned around and saw her smile freeze on her face.]

When I was little, I was so sleepy while shopping with my mom that I was dozing off while holding onto her clothes. Suddenly, I heard someone calling my name in my sleep. When I opened my eyes, I found myself holding onto another woman's clothes, and my mom was calling me from across the street.

When I was little, my mom took me to the supermarket. I wanted some yogurt, so I clung to her and kept nuzzling her to get it for me. But when I turned around, I realized my mom was watching me. I had been hugging a strange woman. I was so embarrassed I could have dug a castle out of my toes.

When I was little, my mom took me to the supermarket. I wanted some yogurt, so I clung to her and kept nuzzling her to get it for me. But when I turned around, I realized my mom was watching me, and I was hugging a strange woman. I was so embarrassed I could have dug a castle out of my toes.

[He didn't mistake the person for someone else; he just mistook someone else's baby on a leash for a puppy and started nibbling at it from three meters away.]

[I saw a guy's back on the playground at night and mistook him for my friend (my friend has a boyish haircut and dresses in a more androgynous way). I walked over and immediately climbed onto his shoulders. He probably thought it was my friend too, because he suddenly lifted me up. I was wondering what was going on, how did he suddenly become so tall? Then I heard the guy say, "Why are you so light?" I looked down, he looked up, and we made an awkward eye contact.]

[Let me tell you something shocking. This morning, my roommate and I went to the cafeteria to buy breakfast. I felt like I hadn't woken up properly. When it was our turn, I asked my roommate to hold my things for me. Without even looking, I handed them to her. I squatted down to tie my shoelaces. After I finished, I stood up by holding her butt with my hand and realized it felt weird. I squeezed it a couple of times. When I looked up, I saw it was a guy. My brain shrunk. He even naturally helped me hold my things without saying a word for a long time.]

I went to a public bathhouse with my best friend, completely naked. I mistook one of her for another, and went up to a girl with a similar hairstyle (a bun) and put my arm around her, calling her "Jingjing" (my best friend's name is Jingjing). Then I found out the girl I mistook was also named Jingjing. I was so embarrassed I wanted to die.

When I was in sixth grade, a group of us were playing in the neighborhood one night. My friend and I are about the same height. She has a very close older sister who tells her everything.

It was too dark that night, so her sister mistook her for me. She hugged me from behind and told me that her boyfriend had slept with her and she was afraid of getting pregnant.

She was only in high school then, and I was completely baffled. When she saw I wasn't paying attention to her for a while, she realized she'd mistaken me for someone else. I remember she was incredibly embarrassed, and then, with her face flushed, she begged me to keep it a secret.

"Once, when I was out playing and taking the subway back to school at night, I saw a middle-aged man standing by a flower bed for a long time, looking at something. I was curious and went over to take a look, and found that he was urinating into the flower bed."

"I mistook the condoms in the supermarket for chewing gum, and spent ages choosing colors. The more I looked, the more something seemed off, and the more I wanted to examine them closely. When I looked up, the cashier was staring at me with surprise and curiosity, and I blushed bright red. [The End]"

"Last time I was taking a walk at school, I saw a girl who was also walking. Her back looked so much like my best friend's. I'm a bit of an abstract person, so I went up to her and patted her butt, saying, 'You're taking a walk and didn't you call me?' After I said that, I walked on, and she patted my butt back [laughing and crying emoji][laughing and crying emoji]. I turned around and realized I'd mistaken her for someone else. We were both silent for a few seconds. I reacted first and quickly said sorry, and she quickly said sorry too. She suddenly bent down to apologize to me, and I was stunned for a moment. Then, like that, our heads bumped together [smiling emoji]."

"[Facepalm] Last time, my husband and I were in a boutique. He was showing our child Ultraman, and I turned to look at blind boxes. When I finished, I found him still looking at Ultraman, so I went over and asked him why he was still looking at it. He ignored me, so I called out to my husband and reached out to grab his arm. The boy looked at me with a terrified expression. I looked at him and he seemed to be a middle school student."

"Back in high school, when we lived in the dorms, a girl I didn't know came in with a washbasin, not even looking up, saying, 'I was so embarrassed just now, I went into the wrong dorm.' Our whole dorm said in unison, 'You went into the wrong dorm again!' Her face instantly turned bright red, and she grabbed the washbasin and rushed out."

"I was having dinner with friends when a piece of ginger fell onto my phone. I picked it up and twisted it around but couldn't find a trash can, so I just popped it into my mouth and ate it. My best friend saw me and laughed at me all night. The other friends looked completely bewildered. I yelled at her not to tell anyone [facepalm]"

"During the Chinese New Year, I was at the hospital getting a blood test. My dad went to pay the bill, and I waited for him for a long time. During that time, I saw countless people who looked a lot like my dad [facepalm]. They all had buzz cuts, wore polo shirts, belts, jeans, and sneakers. I almost called each one 'Dad'."

"I remember once offering my seat to a pregnant woman, but she kept refusing. After observing her for a while, I realized she probably just had too much fat on her belly. [smile][smile][smile]"

An old man under the sky, wearing expensive reading glasses, said to his son: "Hey, mistaking someone for someone else is not a common occurrence, it's nothing unusual."

Back when I was young, I was pursuing girls, but I always mistook them for other girls. Other girls would stay far away from me as if I were a pervert.

Only your mother would accept anything I gave her and still say nice things to me. One day, I angered my family and was kicked out. I was wandering the streets all alone when your mother saw me.

Your mother is very kind-hearted. Seeing how pitiful I was, she invited me to her house, saying that winter was coming soon and it was easy to catch a cold outside at night. She took me to her house and cooked me some hot soup for dinner.

Even after all these years, I still remember it perfectly. I was so moved back then that I couldn't remember any other pretty girls or sweethearts. I just vowed in my heart that I would marry her and treat her well for the rest of my life.

The child's mother: My family is dirt poor and I'm not good-looking. Those who want to marry me are all ordinary people or small business owners. They are ordinary in appearance and ordinary in thought. They just want to get married at a certain age to have children for their families and take care of household chores.

Only your father, who is handsome and rich, spends money on gifts for me every day. What woman wouldn't be tempted? Besides, the gifts he buys add up to more than the dowry he gave me when he married me.

Once, we had a fight, and he absolutely refused to apologize. I was feeling quite insecure at the time, so I blurted out: "Is it because I'm ugly and have a bad temper that you don't want to coax me? Ugly people are often difficult!"

He got angry too: "You're ugly and I still pursued you? What am I to you? I think you're prettier than any other girl, so pretty that I noticed you at first glance. And you have a bigger temper than any girl I know."

I don't know why, but even though he was criticizing me, my mood inexplicably improved. Maybe it was because he said I was good-looking and his eyes were very serious. It was nothing like how relatives would insincerely flatter me when they came to my house as children, just to impress the adults.

In his eyes, I seemed to genuinely believe that I was the most beautiful person he had ever met.