GBP Chapter 583 Stealing Takeout Leads to thesis defense
Chapter 583 Stealing Takeout Leads to thesis defense
A food delivery thief "bravely" spoke in a group chat: First of all, I know it's wrong to steal food, but you can't put stinky tofu and your excrement in the food, can you?
First of all, I apologize for stealing takeout food, but I only took it once or twice, and I didn't keep an eye on takeout every day.
I suddenly saw a takeout order when I passed by today, so I took it without paying attention. When I got to my dorm, I don't know where it came from, so I just started eating it. I didn't notice the taste at the time. Maybe you poured some of your feces on the rice and then covered it up with stinky tofu to mask the smell of your excrement.
Where has your conscience gone? I even saw snail rice noodles in it. I think you made this show just to prank people. Where is your conscience?
But when I took my first bite, my roommate said something was off about my food. I replied that it smelled bad but tasted delicious. I never imagined people could be so wicked and so despicable.
Although I took your takeout, I will compensate you for the corresponding amount. But since you did such a despicable and shameless thing, shouldn't you compensate me for the corresponding medical expenses and compensation for emotional distress?
I don't think it's necessary to let people's hearts turn so bad. I'll compensate you whatever amount you want right now. I still can't understand why anyone would actually pour their own thesis on rice, using snail rice noodles as a garnish and stinky tofu as a cover, doing something so despicable and shameless. Putting aside my own issues, do you think you deserve this kind of treatment? When I ate it, my roommate saw my face full of disgust and mockery. Have you ever experienced that feeling?
A passerby briefly remarked: "Hello, I just finished reading your submission. I want to say that you were also at fault to begin with."
[Delivery thief: Did you steal yours?]
"Let us not forget the people of Lashi in our culinary history."
"He took it without me noticing," "I don't know where he got it, so I just ate it," "There's no need to make people so mean," "Leaving aside my question," "Did he steal it from you?"
These pictures have already been posted on the walls of many schools.
"I remember Professor Luo Xiang talking about a similar case. It seems like this could be prosecuted as intentional poisoning?"
"Couldn't we just say it's for stray dogs? Because dogs like to eat poop, we prepared their favorite food for them. I never expected someone would fight with a dog for the food. The world is going to the dogs, people's hearts are no longer what they used to be, where is morality, where is ethics?"
"Theoretically speaking, there's still some undigested nutrients in the thesis defense, in other words, it's like giving this guy calcium supplements [cute emoji]. How ungrateful!"
"This is clearly a health tonic with added human placenta extract; how could it be poisoning?"
"【I was passing by today and suddenly saw a takeout order, so I just picked it up without thinking】??? If they didn't catch you and didn't put poop in it, would the delivery thief apologize? Would they offer compensation? Stop pretending!"
"[Laughing and crying emoji] It's a good thing this guy loves stinky tofu and snail rice noodles, otherwise we couldn't put them in other dishes."
"This world has gone so crazy that I'll believe anything that happens [kissing emoji]"
Under the heavens, our ancestors are outraged by this boy's shameful act of stealing takeout. How can a scholar do such a despicable thing? Taking it without asking questions is considered stealing. How is he any different from a thief?
But after hearing the delivery thief say that he had accidentally stolen feces...
"vomit--"
The farmer weaving straw sandals on the ridge stopped, stared blankly at the sky, and then looked down at his own outhouse.
Young man... He clicked his tongue, "Why are you even stealing this?"
After saying this, he instructed the child who was riding around in the fields: "See, Erniu, you must not learn from that thief in the sky."
Otherwise, you might suffer retaliation like that guy in the sky who stole so much that he had to defend himself. Let's not even talk about that. If he sues the authorities, you'll be lucky if the yamen runners don't beat your buttocks until they bleed.
Moreover, if you grow up and become sensible, wanting to settle down and get married, no good girl within a ten-mile radius will be willing to marry you after hearing about the shameful things you've done.
Erniu, stop playing with the grass. Did you understand what your father told you?
Ming Dynasty.
Zhu Yuanzhang was disgusted when he saw this scene: Stealing takeout on campus is good enough, but stealing it during the thesis defense is even worse. Instead of reflecting on their actions, they turn around and blame others. They are simply unworthy of being called scholars!
If the Imperial Academy in our Great Ming Dynasty had such sordid affairs, disregarding etiquette and morality, and engaging in petty theft and other despicable acts, we would see no reason for him to serve as an official in the court!
If an ordinary person were to commit such a disgraceful act, they would be given fifteen lashes to teach them that even petty theft has consequences, and it is not allowed in our Great Ming Dynasty.