Chapter 490: Changing Pants Frequently, Either You Are Sick or a Beast
Chapter 490: Changing Pants Frequently, Either You Are Sick or a Beast
"Master, I will just watch and won't make a big fuss about it."
"Look at your age, how can you have the nerve to fall in love with someone else? As your disciple, I must learn well and watch carefully."
"Go on, Master..."
Gu Tianqi slipped in and sat down, staring at the two of them with a fierce look, and the words that came out of his mouth were extremely sarcastic.
Su Ning could hardly hold back her laughter.
Zhongli Haitang endured it again and again, but finally couldn't stand it anymore and was about to go over and grab him: "Get out of here immediately!"
Gu Tianqi seemed to know his intention.
He dodged to the side and successfully avoided the master's clutches.
"Master, you won't even let me tell the truth?"
"..."
"Okay." Seeing the two masters and apprentices quarreling because of her, this was something Su Ning didn't want to see. As long as she couldn't see it, it was fine.
She stood up and said, "You two, master and disciple, can slowly hurt each other."
Done.
Ignore them and go out.
“Why don’t you get out of here?” Everyone was pissed off by this kid. Zhongli Haitang glared at Gu Tianqi and said, “Don’t force me to kick you!”
"Humph."
Gu Tianqi even snorted.
Of course he had to leave and go find his master's little girl.
Then he put his hands on his hips and told her: "I already have a mistress, so be sensible and leave on your own. Don't let me chase you away."
Just thinking about that picture makes me feel emotional.
……
Gu Tianqi is like a follower.
No matter where Su Ning went, he would be able to arrive there the first time. Look, she came out from Haitang and just found a place to sit down.
He appeared like a ghost.
"You are quite familiar with the terrain of our sect. Did our master sneak you in in the middle of the night while we were asleep?"
"..." Hearing the sudden words, Su Ning glanced at him and said, "If so, are you going to betray your master and ancestors?"
This kid can be dealt with.
In his heart, he believed that she was his only master's wife, which touched her very much, but she was a little talkative and nosy.
I wish he was mute.
"I don't dare to betray my teacher and ancestors, but I can destroy you." As he said this, Gu Tianqi looked at her with a scrutinizing gaze.
There was a bit of contempt in his eyes.
Most importantly, what he said was even more unforgiving.
"You are so young, so why do you have to interfere in other people's relationships? Are you lacking love?"
"..."Su Ning's brows twitched slightly.
It was like getting to know him all over again.
When did this kid become so vicious?
Seeing that Su Ning didn't say anything, Gu Tianqi didn't want to let her go: "Didn't your family teach you not to be a third party?"
“I had family, but not many, and in the end I was the only one left.”
"..."
Now it was Gu Tianqi's turn to be speechless. He looked at her as if she were a monster.
Su Ning wanted to have some fun.
So, she planned to tease Gu Tianqi and asked doubtfully: "Tell me, why don't you agree that I should be with your master?"
She has a good attitude.
Gu Tianqi softened his tone and said to her kindly, "You are so young, my master can be your father, what do you like about him?"
"Well, this..." Su Ning really lowered her head and thought for a while, then she thought of something and looked up: "Your master is in good health."
"?"
No.
What is the advantage of this.
There are a lot of people who can meet this requirement, and he is one of them. This is not an advantage at all.
In order to make Su Ning give up her master and find another good man.
Gu Tianqi started his plan to slander Zhongli Haitang. He said, "My master never takes a bath and has lice all over his body. Isn't that scary?"
"I just like to stay up late at night catching lice."
Gu Tianqi: “…” No, what is this girl’s hobby?
He felt it was not enough.
He continued to slander Zhongli Haitang to no avail.
"It's not enough that my master doesn't take a bath all year round, he also doesn't change his pants for several years. He puts them on right side out and then puts them on backwards. Can you tolerate this?"
"I think it's okay. If you change your pants frequently, you are either sick or a poultry."
"What does that have to do with poultry?"
"Beast."
"..."
Even though he said so much, he still couldn't stop Su Ning's thoughts. Gu Tianqi gritted his teeth and decided to increase his efforts.
He whispered, "Actually... I'll tell you the truth. My master is incompetent and there was a small accident a few years ago."
"Ah...?" Su Ning pretended to be surprised, but her eyes swept over to the person with a livid face over there. She did not say a word to remind him.
Instead, he asked with a curious look on his face like a baby.
"What a little accident?"
If Gu Tianqi observed carefully, he might be able to see the cunning in Su Ning's eyes, but he was busy looking around and had no time to observe.
He never looked back on the road of slander: "During one training session, the master ordered the spirit beast to launch a sneak attack on that place."
"So it's not possible..."
As Gu Tianqi spoke, a pained expression appeared on his face.
It was as if Zhongli Haitang was not impotent.
But he is impotent.
"That's okay." Su Ning suppressed her laughter and acted as if she didn't care at all: "It's just impotence."
"It's no big deal."
"...You...don't care?" Gu Tianqi was as shocked as if he had eaten shit.
This year.
There are actually women who don't mind their men being impotent.
It is indeed true love. If it weren’t for the existence of his master’s wife, he might have accepted this towards his master... Bah, no, I don’t accept it.
The master's wife is the queen.
Gu Tianqi will not give up unless Su Ning changes her mind today.
He rolled up his sleeves and risked his life: "My master has many women outside, and you are just one of them."
"How many are there?"
This question was not asked by Su Ning, the voice came from behind Gu Tianqi.
The person involved, Gu Tianqi, had not yet reacted. He exaggerated: "There are at least dozens of them. Every day, I have to flip the cards to see who is there."
"Any more?"
“And that’s…” Gu Tianqi hissed instantly. His blood froze and he turned back tremblingly: “Master…Master…”
"I am impotent? You have so many women?" Zhongli Haitang patted his cheek, smiling: "Is this how your disciple slanders your master behind his back?"
Zhongli Haitang was almost mad at him and lost her mind.
It's fine if he slandered him outside, but he also slandered him in front of the people he cared about? Was this bastard tired of living?
Knowing that he couldn't escape a beating, Gu Tianqi had one last word: "Master, before I get beaten, can I say one last word to her?"
"explain."
Zhongli Haitang gave him a chance.
A rare opportunity.
He moved closer to Su Ning and whispered, "My master is a domestic abuser."
"..."
Looking at Gu Tianqi who tried his best to expose them.
Su Ning curled her lips and smiled, saying something that only the two of them could hear: "If your master doesn't like you, how about I like his youngest disciple?"
“That’s okay…” Gu Tianqi was about to say yes, but then he realized, “Am I…not the youngest?”
"Yeah." Su Ning nodded.
"..."
Realized she wasn't kidding.
Gu Tianqi pointed at her and complained to Zhongli Haitang: "Master, this woman is greedy, she wants both of us!"
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