Urban Ace Bodyguard

Chapter 1106 - 1173: Putting the Idiot in His Place Again

"Big bro, Lin Shan's here." While chatting with Divine Doctor Xiao, Lin Hai couldn't help but turn his head at the mention of Demon Young Master.Lin Shan seems quite pleased with himself today, his leather shoes squeaking as he strutted inside.

"Oh, isn't this the esteemed first heir of the Yanjing Lin Family?"

Lin Shan deliberately raised his voice, immediately drawing the attention of many in the hall.

"He's doing it on purpose." Ouyang Xiaoya frowned, reminding Lin Hai.

Lin Hai nodded, "This idiot loves playing petty tricks."

At this moment, Lin Hai could sense many disdainful glances, clearly marking his abrupt appearance as the first heir of the Yanjing Lin Family as somewhat controversial, inviting trouble.

Divine Doctor Xiao and Du Shancheng's expressions were also grim.

"Lin Hai, I've heard about your status. He's deliberately trying to stir trouble, handle it cautiously," Du Shancheng advised kindly.

Lin Hai nodded, aware that the other's tricks were quite amateurish yet quite distasteful.

Watching Lin Shan gleefully approach, Lin Hai regarded him.

"Lin Hai, congrats on becoming the first heir of the Yanjing Lin Family. Little bro will count on you for a happier life from now on."

Lin Shan said smugly, his eyes filled with schadenfreude.

"You'd be a lot happier if you stopped being an idiot," Lin Hai retorted disdainfully.

Lin Shan's smile froze slightly, then he sneered, "Is this the quality of the future head of the Lin Family?"

"You're also part of the Lin Family. If I really become the head, I'll make sure you eat shit every day."

Lin Shan's face grew worse, staring at Lin Hai with eyes about to spit fire.

If he didn't know he couldn't beat Demon Young Master and Kirin, he would've wished to cripple Lin Hai right away.

"Lin Hai, come, shake hands as an expression of my respect." After saying this, Lin Shan's big hand cracked loudly, adding, "Dare you?"

In his view, Lin Hai merely knew a few powerful Super Young Masters, and wasn't truly his match.

"You wouldn't possibly be too scared to shake hands in front of all these people, right?" Lin Shan said, followed by a series of sly laughter, looking quite cheap.

Lin Hai rolled his eyes, speechless.

How was Lin Shan's behavior, which mocked normal human intelligence, cultivated?

Where did this guy get the nerve to dare to "shake hands" with him?

Ruoshuang was staring wide-eyed in surprise at Lin Shan, utterly incredulous deep down, as she knew well her brother-in-law's basic capabilities.

Feeling Ruoshuang's surprised gaze, Lin Shan grew even more smug, "Haha, even that little girl beside Lin Hai seems impressed and shocked by me."

Actually, he didn't know that Ruoshuang's view of him was filled with pity.

After all, the sister-in-law knew the "size" of her brother-in-law well — oh, no, his basic strength, cough cough.

"Lin Renwang's son, have you not the courage to shake hands and communicate?" Lin Shan taunted again.

"Why wouldn't I? It's just that my grip is quite strong, it'd be a shame to hurt you."

Lin Hai replied with a smile, extending his hand.

"Haha, a handshake couldn't possibly hurt, right?"

Lin Shan also extended his hand toward Lin Hai, excitement boiling, as if he could already see the scene about to unfold.

"Hehe, I almost hear you screaming like a pig being slaughtered," Lin Shan whispered intentionally as he grasped Lin Hai's palm, his eyes glinting with exhilaration.

"I almost thought you were gay, getting excited over a handshake?"

Lin Hai responded with a smiling squint.

At the same time, their hands clasped together.

— Crunch!

The sound of what seemed like bones breaking echoed.

The originally smug and excited Lin Shan, intending to see Lin Hai embarrass himself, had his smile gradually freeze, and his excited gaze vanished.

In its place was a heart-wrenching pain.

"Hehe." Lin Hai chuckled, his hand exerting a little more force.

— Crunch!

This time, the sound was clearer.

Lin Shan's whole face turned green, his teeth clenched, emitted a creaking sound, and his body started shaking violently.

Clearly, a kind of agony gripped him deeply, painfully.

"Ah" —

A wretched scream instantly resounded throughout the entire first-floor hall.

The previously calm and proud Lin Shan looked like a crazed boar, his face contorting to the extreme.

Ruoshuang peeked out again from behind her cousin, gazing pitifully and sympathetically at Jin Shan, shaking her head in regret, "Indeed, acting stupid only brings doom, a pity he never understands that my brother-in-law never plays by the rules."

"Tsk tsk, indeed Lin family's bloodline, seeing relatives makes them cry with excitement."

Lin Hai declared with a faint smile.

At this moment, Lin Shan's tears had flowed from the pain.

Hearing Lin Hai's words, Lin Shan felt an unbearable tightness in his chest, sputtered, and spat blood from his mouth.

"Tsk tsk, excited Auntie flow didn't follow the routine too," Lin Hai remarked again, looking at the red at Lin Shan's mouth.

Lin Shan's vision went dark, almost fainting.

"Let... go!" Trying to endure the piercing agony, Lin Shan desperately stamped his feet to vent the pain, and gritted out two words.

Lin Hai released his grip, casually waved his hand as if shaking off dirt from the opponent's hand.

This action sparked another outbreak of rage in Lin Shan.

"Red-faced for a handshake?" Lin Hai looked at Lin Shan, whose face resembled pig liver, and unmindfully quipped.

"Lin, don't get cocky, you'll pay the most terrible price soon!" Lin Shan growled with venomous eyes, clutching his left hand that seemed currently unusable.

"Do you believe I'll turn you into an idiot in minutes?"

Lin Hai chuckled fearlessly.

Finishing saying this, his threatening gaze fixed on Lin Shan.

Beside him, Demon Young Master and others moved forward a few steps, implying no words needed to turn someone into an idiot.

Lin Shan's face turned vacant, he retreated several steps, increasingly venomous towards Lin Hai.

Suddenly, Lin Shan noticed Ruoshuang's continued surprised gaze, leaving him puzzled. This little girl seemed to admire him before, why was she still surprised now after he messed up? Was she a Legendary iron fan?

"Why are you staring at me in surprise?" Lin Shan asked instinctively.

"I'm amazed by your IQ. You must've grown up drinking contaminated milk," Ruoshuang jabbed back before quickly retracting her little head, her tone filled with schadenfreude.

Squeak —

Lin Shan almost ground his teeth to powder. Damn, this little girl wasn't idolizing him, but... looking down on him all along!

"Lin, we'll meet again!" Lin Shan spat viciously to Lin Hai.

"Next time you act smug, be careful I don't shove your head up your ass," Lin Hai tersely responded.

"Hmph, soon, believe some Super Families won't hold back, that'll be your death day, after all, you're Lin Renwang's son, haha."

Lin Hai remained unafraid, "Relax, if you keep courting doom, I'll definitely eliminate you."

"I'm the direct lineage of the Lin family's second branch, dare to kill me? Ridiculous." Lin Shan maintained his audacity, knowing the counterpart dared to beat him but not really kill him.

"What's there to be scared of? You said it yourself, I'm Lin Renwang's son. Isn't it a Lin Renwang's son trait not to let blind fools live?"

Lin Shan's words froze.

Lin Renwang seemingly slaughtered the Xuanyuan family's four dragons, defeated Yanjing's various peers and talents in his youth, and his mad behavior... actually matched what Lin Hai said.

With this realization, Lin Shan's expression turned even more sour.