Genshin Impact: I am the Great General of Liyue

Chapter 341 "Extreme Yin Returns to Yang, Inch by Inch of Memory, King"

Marta was displeased when she heard Diona call her a child.

What kid? Aren't you a kid too?

After all, he's a "Winter Warrior" who has been hibernating for hundreds of years and traveled through time. How dare you, a kid who works as a bartender, call someone else a kid?

"Hey—I'm not a child."

Diona frowned, walked around behind the bar, and came out.

She stood on tiptoe, compared her height to Marta's, and said speechlessly:

"You're not that much taller than me. [You pretentious brat], hurry up and get going, minors can't drink!"

"I'm not a brat! If you really think about it, I'm your great-great-great-great-great-grandmother... I don't know how many great-great-great-grandmothers I've been to!"

Upon hearing Marta's words, Diona looked concerned and worried.

"What... Great-Grandma? You're not running a fever...?"

"I don't have a fever—look, the color of the fur on this tail and ears, isn't it the same as yours?"

"Eh...?"

Seeing Marta's determined gaze, little Diona became insecure.

How can this guy be so confident when he's spouting nonsense?

Oh no! The mental hospital went bankrupt, and all the patients were released?!

Seeing Diona's expression, Marta crossed her arms, closed her eyes, and introduced herself.

“Remember this! I’m not called ‘Little Brat,’ I’m called ‘Martha,’ and I’m your great-grandmother.”

Upon hearing the name, little Diona seemed to remember something and began to ponder.

"Martha... I feel like I've heard that name from some drunkard... Ah! I remember now, a few months ago, that old man went on a drunken rampage somewhere and found a drunkard named Olaf to be his great-grandfather! That guy... I remember he mentioned your name when he was drunk!"

"You remember now? Then hurry up and apologize to your great-grandmother!"

Seeing Marta's haughty little expression, Huiyuan chuckled to herself.

(Hey! I'm Martha's brother, so does Diona have to call me grandpa?)

At this moment, Diona showed a very annoyed expression.

Do you think we should acknowledge this great-grandmother?

Not acknowledging it is not an option; it would be considered extremely disrespectful.

It's not good to just accept it, because what kind of kind person calls someone their own age "grandma"?

What? You're saying there really is one? And that person's name is "Oulen"?

Hey—that's really strange!

"Damn it... How could such an absurd thing happen in the world! Lord Barbatos, am I still half asleep...? Ugh, I don't want to think..."

Frustrated, Diona scratched her head and went back to the bar, where she gave up.

"Fine, I can't argue with you... Just tell me, what do you want to drink? Once you've finished, let's go!"

Seeing that her beloved granddaughter Diona had given up resisting, Marta's lips curled up slightly, and she said:

"Give me a low-alcohol specialty cocktail! The kind with an extremely low alcohol content."

"Hmph, I'm going to make this wine taste absolutely awful, so you'll never dare touch it again!"

After saying that, Diona secretly grabbed a handful of bark shavings and put them into the cocktail shaker.

Yes, those are the kinds of debris that hang from the trunk of a big tree.

Don't worry about getting sick from eating it, after all, Diona is a master bartender. Even if you put in *vulgar words*, she can still make you iced tea.

Soon after, a special cocktail with extremely low alcohol content, almost negligible, essentially the same as a fruit juice, is ready.

"Here you go—the special cocktail you ordered. Let me make this clear! I'm not going to acknowledge you as my great-grandmother or anything like that. Once you've got it, get out of here!"

Seeing this, Huiyuan raised her little hand and said:

"Um, where's mine?"

"Ah... I forgot about you. Lately, it seems like there are always adults bringing kids to the Cat's Tail Tavern... and they're all from the 'Katzrhine Family,' just like me. That wretched green poet... Hmph—so, what kind of drink do you want?"

"Hehe, I don't drink often, just give me something that won't get me drunk. Three glasses, to go."

"Hmph—just you wait! Having me mix drinks is a blessing you won't experience in eight lifetimes! I'll stir, stir, stir... stir, stir, stir, stir, stir!"

Looking at the little Diona radiating a tangible aura of resentment around her, Huiyuan silently wiped away his sweat.

But when she thought that her resentment had no effect and the wine still tasted good, Huiyuan couldn't help but hum softly.

After buying their drinks, Marta and Huiyuan said goodbye to the proud Diona and went to a deserted alley to enter the Dust Song Pot.

When I arrived in the living room, Olaf had just finished cooking and was carrying the dishes out of the kitchen.

Marta's little nose twitched, and she was instantly captivated by the fragrance.

"It smells so good... What kind of dish is this?"

When Marta asked, Olaf became proud and showed off his big white teeth.

"This was your favorite dish when you were little, it's called 'Stacking High'."

"Heap Heap," a Mondstadt home-style dish made of stacked bacon, potatoes, and cheese, later became famous as the final dish of the badminton festival.

Hearing the name of the dish, Marta's heart calmed down, and the memories in her genes stirred.

"[Stack it high, eat it and you'll grow tall...]"

Upon hearing this, Olaf's eyes flickered, and he exclaimed excitedly, "Hey, daughter... have you remembered something? Have your memories returned?"

"I think I remembered something, but I can't quite recall it no matter how hard I try... Whenever I try to think about it, my head feels ice-cold, so cold..."

"It's ice-cold? Let me see... Ouch, it really is. Stop thinking about it, it's way too cold."

"...sorry."

"Huh? What's wrong? Why the sudden apology?"

"I'm sorry... I couldn't regain my memories."

"...It's okay, I don't mind. Eat up, or the food will get cold."

The three of them arrived at the dining table and began to enjoy the meal.

Marta shared Diona's special cocktail with her father. The two were somewhat unfamiliar with each other, but they got along very well, like family.

After finishing their meal, Huiyuan went to the Seven Gods statue, giving the father and daughter some alone time.

Just then, the system's voice came out.

"A potential strong desire has been detected, and the special mission 'Extreme Yin Returns to Yang, Inch by Inch of Memory King' has been initiated."

Mission Objective: To grant Martha the Eye of God.

Quest Reward: Constellation Tier 2 [Granite Heart - Heart of Gold, Faith of All Beings]

[Martha's Wish] Crystallization: One crystal can be integrated into one's own Eye of God to enhance spiritual power and the number of monsters that can be bound to the monster-raising function.

After reading the task, Huiyuan began to think.

I haven't seen this wish crystal in a long time; I almost forgot it even existed.

"I remember last time I incorporated Courtney's wish into my Eye of God, so now Martha's wish... System, are you trying to use my Eye of God as a vessel for the cats' wishes?"